I think Axe smells good but isn't very strong and wears off. I didn't smell so good after a day of work with it.
I worked with one guy on my last job that honest to god was nasty. He might have showered twice a week at best I think, and NEVER washed his hat he wore everyday. It was solid white from sweat stains and was a black hat! I told him daily he was nasty and needed to shower. We called him stinky. My whole work area finally reported him to management cause we couldn't stand working side by side with him.
I could pass on her pits She works hard, she gives six lectures a day and then coaches a dramatic speech team for two hours after all that. She's allowed to work up a healthy funk.
Last night I come into the bedroom to find her propped up on pillows playing Luxor on the laptop. Her pillow, and my pillow. Mine on top. I pulled it out to try to go to sleep, and get a noseful of day-worn stick deodorant and spicy, spicy pitfunk.
I could pass on her pits She works hard, she gives six lectures a day and then coaches a dramatic speech team for two hours after all that. She's allowed to work up a healthy funk.
Last night I come into the bedroom to find her propped up on pillows playing Luxor on the laptop. Her pillow, and my pillow. Mine on top. I pulled it out to try to go to sleep, and get a noseful of day-worn stick deodorant and spicy, spicy pitfunk.
Right Guard clear gel.. White deo gives me a rash..
and I don't currently work with anyone that has BO, but I do have a good friend that f***ing stinks.. He's a big guy like me, 300+, doesn't shower alot and refuses to wear deo or cologne.. man he can stink.. needless to say he's single... and he always rides by himself.. no sharing rides with him.. I've tried telling him nicely but next time, he's getting the " damn dude you stink, f***ing wear some deo or something!!"
I use deodorant only (tends to not have a strip or whatever). Using anti-perspirant only makes me sweat more as my pores are trying to get clear of the gunk.
The VP in my office smells like a horse after he's been for a bike ride. The president of the company is actual going to install a shower so that he doesn't have to smell the guy every afternoon during the summer.
Body Spray is a joke around here. Fit only for frat boys and 12 year olds.
I came into work last Friday and realized that in my post-shower rush I had forgotten to put on deoderant. Not a huge deal as I go home for lunch but by the time my lunch break rolled around I was right on that tipping point of stinkiness. I felt bad for my co-workers.
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I think Axe smells good but isn't very strong and wears off. I didn't smell so good after a day of work with it.
I worked with one guy on my last job that honest to god was nasty. He might have showered twice a week at best I think, and NEVER washed his hat he wore everyday. It was solid white from sweat stains and was a black hat! I told him daily he was nasty and needed to shower. We called him stinky. My whole work area finally reported him to management cause we couldn't stand working side by side with him.
~~NGD
I could pass on her pits
Last night I come into the bedroom to find her propped up on pillows playing Luxor on the laptop. Her pillow, and my pillow. Mine on top. I pulled it out to try to go to sleep, and get a noseful of day-worn stick deodorant and spicy, spicy pitfunk.
Again, I love my wife. But MY pillow? Come on.
"WTF is this shit?"
then
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
(this of course is a joke)
I love my wife.
I could pass on her pits
Last night I come into the bedroom to find her propped up on pillows playing Luxor on the laptop. Her pillow, and my pillow. Mine on top. I pulled it out to try to go to sleep, and get a noseful of day-worn stick deodorant and spicy, spicy pitfunk.
Again, I love my wife. But MY pillow? Come on.
People have divorced for less than this...
Most of the people I work with smell like alcohol and broken dreams.
and I don't currently work with anyone that has BO, but I do have a good friend that f***ing stinks.. He's a big guy like me, 300+, doesn't shower alot and refuses to wear deo or cologne.. man he can stink.. needless to say he's single... and he always rides by himself.. no sharing rides with him.. I've tried telling him nicely but next time, he's getting the " damn dude you stink, f***ing wear some deo or something!!"
The VP in my office smells like a horse after he's been for a bike ride. The president of the company is actual going to install a shower so that he doesn't have to smell the guy every afternoon during the summer.
i've worked with quite a few people at a warehouse that had interesting smells to them
the last one I remember was the mix between a sweaty bums nutsack, a gym locker full of damp socks, a litter box, and cigarettes
I came into work last Friday and realized that in my post-shower rush I had forgotten to put on deoderant. Not a huge deal as I go home for lunch but by the time my lunch break rolled around I was right on that tipping point of stinkiness. I felt bad for my co-workers.
...and get a noseful of day-worn stick deodorant and spicy, spicy pitfunk.
I burst out laughing reading this... I swear people in my office must think I'm nuts.
AXE ALL THE WAY
Damn expensive stuff too