the best way to eliminate mud butt is to get those adult moist wipes toilet paper. They quite literally saved my ass when I had to take a dump while hiking in the Andes this summer.
^^^^^Sharts are the worst. One time last year I took some vicodin, went out drinking and ended the night with white castle burgers. The next day I had to take like 7 shits, mud butt so bad that I felt like every time I had to fart, it would be a shart. I found out later that vicodin causes indigestion, which on top of the already brutal combination of booze and white castle burgers was a reciepe for disaster.
^^^^^Sharts are the worst. One time last year I took some vicodin, went out drinking and ended the night with white castle burgers. The next day I had to take like 7 shits, mud butt so bad that I felt like every time I had to fart, it would be a shart. I found out later that vicodin causes indigestion, which on top of the already brutal combination of booze and white castle burgers was a reciepe for disaster.
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dry mouth. I can poop anywhere.
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pooping and mudd butt are 2 Completely different things...
unless i'm rolling with some toilet paper, no chance in hell i'm gonna splatter paint some grass or leaves (and probably my legs, socks and shoes)
That being said, the cotton mouth I think would be the worst....the rest i could handle or take care of some way
^^^^^Sharts are the worst. One time last year I took some vicodin, went out drinking and ended the night with white castle burgers. The next day I had to take like 7 shits, mud butt so bad that I felt like every time I had to fart, it would be a shart. I found out later that vicodin causes indigestion, which on top of the already brutal combination of booze and white castle burgers was a reciepe for disaster.
LMAO...I feel your pain man...