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I've had three now. I don't know what the deal is.
I was just emailed a link from Craigslist. It was an ad from a girl I was with a couple of times, she's selling movies of herself. I've also seen pictures of a girl I knew a while ago on a barely legal type site, and another girl who I was fairly serious with has some DVDs out. Let me tell you it is a strange feeling to say the least to see someone like that on the internet, let alone three of them.
I was just emailed a link from Craigslist. It was an ad from a girl I was with a couple of times, she's selling movies of herself. I've also seen pictures of a girl I knew a while ago on a barely legal type site, and another girl who I was fairly serious with has some DVDs out. Let me tell you it is a strange feeling to say the least to see someone like that on the internet, let alone three of them.
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Actress:
- Cunt of the Month (1999) (V)
- Different Strokes 1: Drool Job Planet (1999) (V)
- Fuck Pigs 2 (1999) (V) .... Herself
Congrats, now you can say that you date porn stars. You can get the tee-shirt.
Pedro, please tell me that wasn't your dick in the photo on CL!
A girl I knew of in high school was in one of those girls gone wild ripoffs; now she's a hostess at a diner down the block. Friend of mine ordered the DVD to get a look at her topless; the DVD came with a free hat. We've been egging him on to go into the restaurant where she works wearing the hat, see if she picks up on it.
Wild Party Girls? lol
I worked at an indie video store for years...best porn titles we had were What About Boob? and Ass Ventura Crack Detective. Other good ones were Pornochio and The Boneheads (think Coneheads).
I've never dated anyone that became a slut, they were just sluts to begin with.
no seriously though, i knew a girl who on her 18th birthday got a job at a strip club. She was really fucked up on meth and some other stuff for years, but i think she got her shit together. also went to HS with another girl who posed in Playboy as one of the Girls of the Pac-10. That's it for me.
Although Shaving Ryan's Privates is also up there with great porn names.
By the way: why is it illegal for a man to pay a woman for a blowjob, but legal for a director to pay both a man and a woman for them to perform a blowjob scene?
I wonder if there's money in "rush permits" for legal prostitution. Like, if you're a notary public, can you issue a filming permit on-the-spot and provide a "director" and set up a camera? It can even be like an amusement park ride, the John-I mean-"actor" can buy the video of their memories immediately afterwards. He'll be paid $1.00 for his duties as an actor, officially reported for tax purposes so it's all legit, but he'll be contractually obligated to buy the video for $50/$100/more depending on how many "scenes" he does
LOL on some of those titles!!!!
First porno I ever saw was easily the most ridiculous - "White BunBusters." It was a crack commando team that jumped in their van whenever they got the call to duty - or the call to booty.
Although Shaving Ryan's Privates is also up there with great porn names.
By the way: why is it illegal for a man to pay a woman for a blowjob, but legal for a director to pay both a man and a woman for them to perform a blowjob scene?
I wonder if there's money in "rush permits" for legal prostitution. Like, if you're a notary public, can you issue a filming permit on-the-spot and provide a "director" and set up a camera? It can even be like an amusement park ride, the John-I mean-"actor" can buy the video of their memories immediately afterwards. He'll be paid $1.00 for his duties as an actor, officially reported for tax purposes so it's all legit, but he'll be contractually obligated to buy the video for $50/$100/more depending on how many "scenes" he does
You are a genious. Have you considered a career in pimping?
Back on topic, my best friend in high school was a girl that I always wanted to get with, but she always had that excuse that we were too good of friends. About 5 years after high school we ended up meeting at some party and hooking up. About 2 years after that she had to resign from her job as a high school teacher because a some homemade stuff of hers showed up on the net, and her students saw some of it. I've never been able to find any of it though.
and, bessssssst porno ever: edward penishands
Dan, you are going to be a millionaire.
Back on topic, my best friend in high school was a girl that I always wanted to get with, but she always had that excuse that we were too good of friends. About 5 years after high school we ended up meeting at some party and hooking up. About 2 years after that she had to resign from her job as a high school teacher because a some homemade stuff of hers showed up on the net, and her students saw some of it. I've never been able to find any of it though.
That reminds me of a teacher I had in HS. She had a huge thing for baseball players, and damn she was hot too! One day she took that too far and ended up sleeping with one of the school's baseball players. Kid was only 15, haha. Well, that's not that unpredictable but the thing is they took pictures of it. He was totally proud of it and put them all online. So the url gets passed around and some kid in the library gets busted for looking at porn... which was quickly overshadowed by the fact that it was obviously one of the teachers with a student! She got fired, he got high fives from everyone, you know how it goes.
Dan, that wouldn't work, the "actors" have to have lots of STD tests on record with the state and stuff. Though if you went in tested, I don't see why it wouldn't work, but that would take away from a lot of the "impulse buying" that would go into that.
LOL @ Seth--in my music conservatory EVERYONE watched Edward Penishands, it was basically a rite of passage. Funniest movie of all time, easy.
First porno I ever saw was easily the most ridiculous - "White BunBusters." It was a crack commando team that jumped in their van whenever they got the call to duty - or the call to booty.
Although Shaving Ryan's Privates is also up there with great porn names.
By the way: why is it illegal for a man to pay a woman for a blowjob, but legal for a director to pay both a man and a woman for them to perform a blowjob scene?
I wonder if there's money in "rush permits" for legal prostitution. Like, if you're a notary public, can you issue a filming permit on-the-spot and provide a "director" and set up a camera? It can even be like an amusement park ride, the John-I mean-"actor" can buy the video of their memories immediately afterwards. He'll be paid $1.00 for his duties as an actor, officially reported for tax purposes so it's all legit, but he'll be contractually obligated to buy the video for $50/$100/more depending on how many "scenes" he does
There was some website for awhile called "Be the Mask" where they had random dudes dressed as luchadors screwing well known pornstars.
I can only assume that they paid a few thousand dollars for the privilege.
hahahah i love when home made porn comes back to bite people in the ass... hence the reason you would never see my face in anything!
but the rest of you is spread out over the internet? ;P