NES Hall of Shame

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  • Originally posted by: Michael the Great

    I found the worst ever at a local 2nd hand store. I always check nes systems to see if there was an interesting game left in them. Well, this one had a used condom in it. Needless to say, I didn't buy any nes stuff from them for a while.


    lmao I would of went to the store owner and been like "how much for that used rubber in that Nintendo system"
  • Originally posted by: Michael the Great

    I found the worst ever at a local 2nd hand store. I always check nes systems to see if there was an interesting game left in them. Well, this one had a used condom in it. Needless to say, I didn't buy any nes stuff from them for a while.


    "Holy shit....get off me, my mom's home...just stash it somewhere and get your pants on!...I don't know, anywhere...NO not the trash she'll see it there..."
  • Originally posted by: dangevin

    Originally posted by: Michael the Great

    I found the worst ever at a local 2nd hand store. I always check nes systems to see if there was an interesting game left in them. Well, this one had a used condom in it. Needless to say, I didn't buy any nes stuff from them for a while.


    "Holy shit....get off me, my mom's home...just stash it somewhere and get your pants on!...I don't know, anywhere...NO not the trash she'll see it there..."

    LOL!!

  • How on earth would it get there otherwise? Dan, I think you nailed it (pun intended) on the head.
  • Originally posted by: dangevin

    Originally posted by: Michael the Great

    I found the worst ever at a local 2nd hand store. I always check nes systems to see if there was an interesting game left in them. Well, this one had a used condom in it. Needless to say, I didn't buy any nes stuff from them for a while.


    "Holy shit....get off me, my mom's home...just stash it somewhere and get your pants on!...I don't know, anywhere...NO not the trash she'll see it there..."

    Hillarious!  image  You guys rock.  This site is awesome.  You made my day.

  • Originally posted by: dangevin

    Originally posted by: Michael the Great

    I found the worst ever at a local 2nd hand store. I always check nes systems to see if there was an interesting game left in them. Well, this one had a used condom in it. Needless to say, I didn't buy any nes stuff from them for a while.


    "Holy shit....get off me, my mom's home...just stash it somewhere and get your pants on!...I don't know, anywhere...NO not the trash she'll see it there..."





    Hahaha! 
    Or maybe during one particularly lonely night some video game nerd gave that Nes what it had coming to it.  I mean it had that toaster door hanging open all sexy like.  Being that it was such a shameful moment in his life, he left the evidence inside and immediately threw it in a goodwill bin.
  • I'm guessing after years of blowing on games and his system, he decided that maybe the console would return the favor...
  • So I just received a box lot in the mail. I was pumped because all the games looked minty in auction pictures. I opened the box and noticed it smelled a bit like gasoline inside. I pulled out a CIB wrestlemania and it was SOAKED with gasoline!! It weighed and extra 1lb and smelled like a dirty mechanic. All the games around it were stained and ruined, and the entire box of games stinks..about 28 CIBs. who the hell does this?

    With the price of gas these days maybe my wrestlmania is actually worth something, lol.
  • Originally posted by: nes_king

    rental store got a little nuts on this ducktales 2

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Duck-Tales-2-II-Extremely-Rare-Nint...
    Holy shit-Who would pay $30 for that lump of Donkey Shit??
  • ^wowzers, agreed... I'd be stoked to find that at a thrift or something but not as a $30 bid.



    I've gotten pretty good at taking rental stickers off. May post a youtube video next time I have one to demonstrate on.
  • Originally posted by: nes_king

    rental store got a little nuts on this ducktales 2

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Duck-Tales-2-II-Extremely-Rare-Nint...



    Probably a bunch of punk teenager working there as a summer job.
  • Wow, so...I found this one on the Athens, GA Craigslist:

    http://athensga.craigslist.org/ele/679153448.html

    I have dubbed them "NES Potatos".

    The poster claims to have found these in his backyard.  I can only imagine that he actually found them "IN" his backyard, deep down under the soil like some type of 8-bit vegetable.

    Enjoy.

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  • NES hall of shame?

    how about a gameboy hall of shame?

    I find a lot on ebay of 9 gameboys needing repair or what not, I buy them, they arrive 2 days later from TX, couldn't be happier.......

    The next day my special screwdriver arrives to dismantle these things and I take apart the first one, no problems, easy to do...

    I start on #2 and the screws are sticking a bit, thought that was a little weird, but I get them out, and open the case...

    First off, it smells like someone ate some chinese and shit all over the circuit boards and insides of the case....

    I remove the back panel....and there is a god damn Roach, dead as can be, chillin' inside... there is roach shit all over inside this thing, the screen wouldn't turn on, it was nasty as hell.

    So I take off the front circuit board because its completely shot from being pooped on by a roach, and what do I find ?.....Another god damn roach, dead as can be....

     

    I feel like Fucking puking.... whoever owned this thing must have been one nasty son of a bitch because i've NEVER seen anything so gross in my life....

    All of those little speckles you see all over this thing are fucking roach shit....

    ENJOY!

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  • Potatoes and roaches! Now I'm ready for breakfast, yum! Seriously... that's plain nasty.
  • That is disgusting, I'm personally a clean freak and even those pictures make me want to go take a shower. I hope you washed your hands multiple times after touching those.
  • I cannot even begin to fathom how disgusting your living situation has to be for roaches to be living in your Gameboy.
  • (up,up,down,down,left,crunch,left,crunch)
  • Originally posted by: xARSEFACEx

    I cannot even begin to fathom how disgusting your living situation has to be for roaches to be living in your Gameboy.



    thats what I was thinking the second after I opened it

    and if you look at a gameboy, there's one place an average size roach would fit into and thats the clip on top of the battery cover so the battery cover would need to be off for it to fit in there with no problem

    and I washed the shit out of my hands that day,


  • Roaches in a gameboy, that's bad.. Really bad..



    I've had NES systems with spider webs in them but that's about it...



    Whoever owned the Gameboy must have been some dirty A$$ Mofo...
  • ordered SNES Earthworm Jim 1 last week, PERFECT shape said the seller



    i got Earthworm jim 2!! with fucking markings and names written all over it



    he's reply was, hey its still working perfect!
  • ^^ That's when you send it back to him covered in poo.
  • well i asked for my money back.. and he replied "try to sell it again?"



    so i threatened to get him blacklisted etc and now my money should be in the mail image
  • hahaha, I had to crack up when I saw this.  Craigslist hilarity.  Almost put it in auction spotlight but thought it would be more fitting here.

    You know how kids write their names on carts with permanent markers?  Well, I think some kid in Lakewood was unclear on the concept (look at the 64!).

    I took a screen since whenever I link a CL post, it always gets flagged.
  • Originally posted by: dangevin

    (up,up,down,down,left,crunch,left,crunch)


    Hahahaha image This comment made my day image


  • cant beat  .25, worked first try too image


  • ^ mmm dried crusty white stuff all over. Let's just assume someone went crazy with the stick deodorant.
  •  or someone likes the princess as much as I do, oh baby  image
  • I bought a chrono trigger and it has super mario world in it. Don't get wrong, Mario world is great but piss man!
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