Do you ever feel.. you know, not so fresh?

Hi guys. I am just curious how you prefer to keep your private area fresh and smelling nice so the ladies don't gag when you unzip and reveal your playground to them. 



Body spray? Talcum powder? Lotsa soap? Regular trimming or shaving?



What is your method?









 
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  • I coat it in peanut butter, keeps me smelling good plus the dog loves it.
  • Dip em in honey and skittles and let em taste the rainbow.

  • Originally posted by: RegularGuyGamer



    Wat.



    exactly.


  • i wear lightdays. fuck it dude
  • Wet Ones. Always have some in my work bag.
  • Thank you to those who have not made a mockery out of my thread and treated this matter with the seriousness it deserves. Hmph!!
  • Daily showers, lots of soap, moist wipes after you take a dump since TP just smears stuff around and still leaves a smell. You can also use talcom powder for dryness, but talc isn't healthy for your body to absorb so you can switch to corn starch which doesn't last as long as talc, but gets the job done just as well and it's edible if necessary (gross, but true).
  • Jerk off while playing fire'n'ice.
  • Nice Dizzy avatar btw.
  • I work outside a lot so I get a very humid and often stinky crotch from April-November. Flushable wipes have become my best friend. I keep a pack in my truck, so anytime I feel like I need a good cleaning I'll use one and it really helps. Worse thing ever is rocking a horrible deuce late morning and smelling like a turd at about 3pm. A wet wipe gets you back to shower fresh no problem. But if this late-afternoon poop smell is a problem for you then I recommend using a wipe around lunch time before the smell has a chance to saturate your underwear and shorts/pants.  I swear no matter how diligant of a wiper you are, if you sweat a lot at work this smell will creep its way out anyway.  Even if this isn't your issue, sweaty ball smell can also get you.
  • are you guys getting shit tons of surprise blow jobs or what?
  • Originally posted by: attakid101

    are you guys getting shit tons of surprise blow jobs or what?



    Apparently the key words are "shit tons," hence the topic...haha
  • Man I need a bucket of popcorn for this thread.
  • Originally posted by: Faxanadude



    Nice Dizzy avatar btw.





    Thank you. My trumpet teacher used to always tell me about Dizzy Gilespie when she would warn me against blowing my cheeks out like that as I would play.
  • Originally posted by: attakid101



    are you guys getting shit tons of surprise blow jobs or what?



    I would say most guys only clean up when they wake up in the morning before they go to work. When it's 10:00 PM and you want the wife or gf to fiddle with your privates before bedtime, it's important that you are still somewhat fresh.

     
  • Originally posted by: theirontoupee



    Daily showers, lots of soap, moist wipes after you take a dump since TP just smears stuff around and still leaves a smell. You can also use talcom powder for dryness, but talc isn't healthy for your body to absorb so you can switch to corn starch which doesn't last as long as talc, but gets the job done just as well and it's edible if necessary (gross, but true).

    I've heard lots of guys swear by wet wipes. However, as someone who suffers from hemmorhoids and anal fissures, my behind is usually dripping with blood after a BM. I need to be completely dry when I zip up my pants and head back to my cubicle. Aren't you left with a lot of moisture between your cheeks after using those wet wipes? I'm not trying to be funny.



     
  • Originally posted by: Kevin

    Originally posted by: theirontoupee



    Daily showers, lots of soap, moist wipes after you take a dump since TP just smears stuff around and still leaves a smell. You can also use talcom powder for dryness, but talc isn't healthy for your body to absorb so you can switch to corn starch which doesn't last as long as talc, but gets the job done just as well and it's edible if necessary (gross, but true).

    I've heard lots of guys swear by wet wipes. However, as someone who suffers from hemmorhoids and anal fissures, my behind is usually dripping with blood after a BM. I need to be completely dry when I zip up my pants and head back to my cubicle. Aren't you left with a lot of moisture between your cheeks after using those wet wipes? I'm not trying to be funny.



     


    You could always use TP after moist wipes to blot things dry. And get those other issues checked by a doctor if you haven't already...
  • Originally posted by: Kevin

    Originally posted by: attakid101



    are you guys getting shit tons of surprise blow jobs or what?



    I would say most guys only clean up when they wake up in the morning before they go to work. When it's 10:00 PM and you want the wife or gf to fiddle with your privates before bedtime, it's important that you are still somewhat fresh.

     


    That's why I shower at night...wash off the day, wake up clean
  • Originally posted by: theirontoupee

     
    Originally posted by: Kevin

     
    Originally posted by: theirontoupee



    Daily showers, lots of soap, moist wipes after you take a dump since TP just smears stuff around and still leaves a smell. You can also use talcom powder for dryness, but talc isn't healthy for your body to absorb so you can switch to corn starch which doesn't last as long as talc, but gets the job done just as well and it's edible if necessary (gross, but true).

    I've heard lots of guys swear by wet wipes. However, as someone who suffers from hemmorhoids and anal fissures, my behind is usually dripping with blood after a BM. I need to be completely dry when I zip up my pants and head back to my cubicle. Aren't you left with a lot of moisture between your cheeks after using those wet wipes? I'm not trying to be funny.



     





    You could always use TP after moist wipes to blot things dry. And get those other issues checked by a doctor if you haven't already...



    I had a colonoscopy three years ago. All clear, just fissures and hemorrhoids. Probably due for another check up. Thanks for the input.

     
  • A fart personified talkin' about nut funk.. never seen a thread like this on NA before.
  • Originally posted by: Kevin



    so the ladies don't gag when you unzip and reveal your playground to them.



    Playground?

     
  • Never had a problem from just showering.

  • Originally posted by: Kevin




    Originally posted by: theirontoupee



    Daily showers, lots of soap, moist wipes after you take a dump since TP just smears stuff around and still leaves a smell. You can also use talcom powder for dryness, but talc isn't healthy for your body to absorb so you can switch to corn starch which doesn't last as long as talc, but gets the job done just as well and it's edible if necessary (gross, but true).

    I've heard lots of guys swear by wet wipes. However, as someone who suffers from hemmorhoids and anal fissures, my behind is usually dripping with blood after a BM. I need to be completely dry when I zip up my pants and head back to my cubicle. Aren't you left with a lot of moisture between your cheeks after using those wet wipes? I'm not trying to be funny.



     



    ok man, i'll be serious.  I work as a mechanic, so feeling "unfresh" is a common thing.  I wake up in the morning, I shower before work.  i get home from work, and as soon as I hit the door, give the mrs a kiss, then I'm back in the shower.  Soap and water, simple grooming, etc.  Yeah, two showers a day may seem a bit odd, but it works for me.
  • Not to sound like a douche (not intentionally at least),but I've always trained my women to grow accustomed to my scent. At the same time I do shower everyday, but the occasionally b/o occurs when I'm dealing with work/finance/family related issues.



    I've learned that women are inclined to do whatever based on asthetics. The way you look, how your body is shaped (or developed) and how the Cock is presented (all I do is shave down to about 2 cm's worth of pub length. IF all three is presented well, smell does not break the deal, in fact they should be trained to enjoy your scent.



    Also, I hope you guys who shower more than once a day are not shampooing your hair everytime.
  • It is super easy if you take the time to just trim.



    I manscape once a week and i (or my fiance) wouldn't have it any other way. I shave it completely too a long with other stuff but don't want to give TMI. 



    But You sweat way less, and even when you do there is literally no odor. It also looks way more appealing to women, or so i have been told by just about every woman i have been with.



    Then just make sure you are showering once a day and i'd say at that point you should be ready for whatever the day has in store for you.





    I know i like when my fiance is totally trimmed, so why shouldn't she get the same treatment????
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