Stupid things no one will believe you about.

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  • Originally posted by: the tall guy

     
    Originally posted by: SnowSauce

     
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

     
    Originally posted by: GoldeneyeGamer

     
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

     
    Originally posted by: GoldeneyeGamer

     
    Originally posted by: barrelsAndRivets



    You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.



    Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.

     

    Under what circumstance is a cop going to look at, or be in possession of, your highschool ID?





    FYI - in this country, there are relatively few circumstances where you are required to present ID to the police, even if they ask for it.

    (i.e. operating a motor vehicle, buying alcohol/cigarettes, entering military bases, etc)



    You are generally only required to tell them your name and where you live, were they to stop you somewhere in public.



    (highschool ID isn't "real" ID anyway...  )



     

    Bad example, didn't know that stuff though. I did try going for a job interview and having the guy reject me after thinking I was messing with him between the height and the "fake" birthday, but luckly I knew someone at the store who vouched for me.

    Also the fakeness of it's why I mentioned it, since he mentioned scanning it  

     

    Seems bizarre that a person would think you were lying about being 16 to get a job  

    Though I could see somebody not wanting to hire a person that didn't have a real ID, since it would be a bit more of a hassle to do the hiring forms. 

    (lots of people get learner's permits at 15, which is a "real ID" just like a standard driver's license)



    (and I don't think I've met anybody 6'5"+ that wasn't that height before age 16, anyway -- the main guys I remember being that tall were already >6' in 7th grade)





     



    I'm 6'4" and that's the way I was in middle school/early high school.



    I don't believe I was ever questioned about my age though.

     



    Jumping in to add, I was 6'7" at 15.  Actually went from 6" to 6'7" over a very painful summer when I was 15 years old...  my everything hurt that summer.

     

    I feel your pain ended 8th grade at 5'4" went into 9th grade at 6'4" long 3 months of growing



     
  • Originally posted by: D~Funk



    No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches.   its hard out here for a pimp!



    17 3/4 inches?  That's tiny...your member of your club must be a dwarf/little person or something.  Such a small member must be quite hard to find in your club's meetings when attendence is taken!  

     
  • No one ever believes me when I say I am pure, chaste and innocent.  
  • Nobody believes me when i tell them i'm actually a kind and gentle human being, including my family lol
  • I borrowed Link's Awakening DX from a pedo when I was 10 or 11. He got busted before I could return it, so the Pedo-Zelda is still with me.  



    Too bad I never got to borrow Quest For Camelot before that tho.  

  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    No one ever believes me when I say I am pure, chaste and innocent.  



    Maybe because actions speak louder than words?
  • Originally posted by: Guntz

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    No one ever believes me when I say I am pure, chaste and innocent.  



    Maybe because actions speak louder than words?



    That's a pretty dicky comment.

  • Originally posted by: mattbep




    Originally posted by: Guntz

     

    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    No one ever believes me when I say I am pure, chaste and innocent.  



    Maybe because actions speak louder than words?



    That's a pretty dicky comment.



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  


  • Originally posted by: DoNotWant



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  

     



    Which I haven't been at all this year, so does that count as being chaste?  

     

  • Originally posted by: mattbep



    That's a pretty dicky comment.



    There's two answers to her question. Either everyone is wrong or she isn't being honest. That is of course if the question isn't rhetorical.



    It's really just a guess based on her previous posts. How is that dicky? I'm not the one making concrete claims here.
  • Whatevs. As long as she doesn't care, I don't.
  • Originally posted by: Guntz

     
    Originally posted by: mattbep



    That's a pretty dicky comment.



    There's two answers to her question. Either everyone is wrong or she isn't being honest. That is of course if the question isn't rhetorical.



    It's really just a guess based on her previous posts. How is that dicky? I'm not the one making concrete claims here.



    Or, in a thread named "Stupid things no one will believe you about.", my statement was made in jest, because I appreciate that kind of humour?

    But alas, you are free to think whatever you want of me.

     
  • It's not easy reading sarcasm from dry text, sorry.

  • Originally posted by: Guntz



    It's not easy reading sarcasm from dry text, sorry.



    That's not like she wasn't joking about that virtually everywhere on the forum, it is even in her signature, lol.
  • No one would believe me if I said Guntz had no sense of humor and doesn't understand things like opinion and preference. That's crazy talk. Hard. Concrete. Claim.
  • All is well guys. Back on track.
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: DoNotWant



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  

     



    Which I haven't been at all this year, so does that count as being chaste?  

     

    Hmm, I don't know, but I think so, so let's just say yes.

    Do I count as being pure and innocent if I'm an almost 29 year old virgin? I thought I should ask you,

    since you seem to know your way around those words. Or does it just make me a dweeb?  



     
  • Originally posted by: DoNotWant

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: DoNotWant



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  

     



    Which I haven't been at all this year, so does that count as being chaste?  

     

    Hmm, I don't know, but I think so, so let's just say yes.

    Do I count as being pure and innocent if I'm an almost 29 year old virgin? I thought I should ask you,

    since you seem to know your way around those words. Or does it just make me a dweeb?  



     

    Paging DQ for the virginity poll



     
  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: DoNotWant

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: DoNotWant



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  

     



    Which I haven't been at all this year, so does that count as being chaste?  

     

    Hmm, I don't know, but I think so, so let's just say yes.

    Do I count as being pure and innocent if I'm an almost 29 year old virgin? I thought I should ask you,

    since you seem to know your way around those words. Or does it just make me a dweeb?  



     

    Paging DQ for the virginity poll



     

    DQ? The only DQ I know is Dragon Quest, so I guess dweeb it is. -.-



     
  • You don't know Dairy Queen?  You're right.  I don't believe it.
  • Originally posted by: DoNotWant

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: DoNotWant



    To be fair, if you are sexually active you are not usually considered chaste.  

     



    Which I haven't been at all this year, so does that count as being chaste?  

     

    Hmm, I don't know, but I think so, so let's just say yes.

    Do I count as being pure and innocent if I'm an almost 29 year old virgin? I thought I should ask you,

    since you seem to know your way around those words. Or does it just make me a dweeb?  



     



    Everyone can be pure, chaste AND innocent if they want.  

     
  • Yesterday I was the first to take a shit in a porta-pottie! I mean literally no one had used it at all! I even had to unwrap the toilet paper! It was pretty nice!
  • Originally posted by: Quaze



    Country music legend Gordon Lightfoot is my cousin.

    This is one of the most awesome sentences I've ever read here, even though I don't think he's considered Country.





     
  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Quaze



    Country music legend Gordon Lightfoot is my cousin.

    This is one of the most awesome sentences I've ever read here, even though I don't think he's considered Country.





     

    He's kind of in the folk rock/country gray area. "Sundown" is a badass song.



     
  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Quaze



    Country music legend Gordon Lightfoot is my cousin.

    This is one of the most awesome sentences I've ever read here, even though I don't think he's considered Country.





     

    Well, to describe his music for all the genres he dabbled and crossed over into would be a mouthful, so for the "doesn't really care" crowd just browsing the thread, it's an easy way to describe him lol.



     
  • That I keep a muddy shovel, thick black plastic bags, combat boots and a empty bottle of chloroform in the trunk.of my car to fuck with the bag boys at the local grocery store.
  • I'd actually believe that MuNKeY lol. We have a totem pole in our front yard made of deer skulls that keeps annoying people out of the yard lol.
  • I was one of Time Magazine's Man of the year for 2006
  • Originally posted by: MuNKeY



    That I keep a muddy shovel, thick black plastic bags, combat boots and a empty bottle of chloroform in the trunk.of my car to fuck with the bag boys at the local grocery store.



    How the hell did I miss this? Gold.

     
  • Originally posted by: GoldeneyeGamer



     I'm just hoping that a cop doesn't look at my ID and fine me thinking it's a fake one  .





    Nobody buys fake IDs to make people believe that they're 16, lol.



    EDIT: Maybe this will be a concern when you turn 21. But you did say that you look older than your age.





     
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