Stupid things no one will believe you about.

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  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Quaze



    Country music legend Gordon Lightfoot is my cousin.

    This is one of the most awesome sentences I've ever read here, even though I don't think he's considered Country.





     

    I have a similar factoid, but can't let the cat out of the bag yet



     
  • You're secretly a Wahlberg?
  • Yep. I was the 6th New Kid on the Block; Dickie Wahlberg
  • I'm trying to think of anything interesting related to myself.



    My mom refused to believe that I played in bands and recorded/released albums until I showed her copies of some of them.



    I had an uncle that was secret service or something. I remember he used to tell me stories about being a soldier in war zones and he moved all around the world. Last time I had an communication with him no one knew what the hell he was actually doing. I have no idea where he is right now.



    Back when I lived in MS, I used to work with some rappers/producer type guys. One guy I worked a lot with apparently was related to someone at Motown. That one guy used samples and stuff of mine. No idea if any of his stuff went anywhere. Similarly, I'm sure I had mutual contacts/acquaintances with Soulja Boy but I never met him. I used to do freestyle raps copying his style with some of those guys. He probably wouldn't have liked me anyway.  
  • I found out recently one of my cousin's sons (I guess he's my cousin, too, once removed or some shit) dated Ariana Grande for a short while, before she was licking donuts and hating America.
  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Quaze



    Country music legend Gordon Lightfoot is my cousin.

    This is one of the most awesome sentences I've ever read here, even though I don't think he's considered Country.





     

    I have a similar factoid, but can't let the cat out of the bag yet



     





     
  • I once took a dump and posted why it should be considered art!
  • My name is in the opening credits of Live Free or Die Hard.



    ***EDIT*** Real name.  
  • I had a copy of NES Sim City . . . and threw it away . . .
  • Every extraordinary achievement or thing I've ever said or did people believed, so I really got nothin'. lol
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