NintendoAge 2017 Weekly Contests Presents: Super Mario Bros. 3

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  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: laddersandcakes



    My lack of posting generally has made me a pariah. No inclusion on the leaderboard or Nostradumbass. Where did I go wrong with my life?!

    At this point it's hard to tell who is in or out.  You and ladders, zobber, bert, egaskrad, James, Mega Tank, Stryphos, TWarwick, Ferris, Jandrem and Seppatoni could of all gone either way.



     

    Haha. I AM ladders. I'm dying.  



     
  • Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.
  • Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.





     
  • 374,450



    Things are busy at home, so I'll probably be barely meeting the participation bar for these first few weeks, likely on a portable device.



    For this run, I tried (in vain) to point press on 1-1 and 1-2. After netting all of 95k points, I beat the remainder of world 1, most of world 2, and warped to world 5 right before the world 2 airship. No point pressing in world 5, just had fun with the levels (can't say I've really played this game for more than a few minutes in years). 



    Also, do you dig the "Mike Mouse" sheets? Some Chinese counterfeits are hilarious.



    See you all next week!



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    Also, so that it's clear, this was on my nvidia shield. Full pic of the "setup" after unpausing here:



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  • Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     
  • ^LOVE the sign!
  • Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     





    This guy said he'd help you with that.

  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: laddersandcakes



    My lack of posting generally has made me a pariah. No inclusion on the leaderboard or Nostradumbass. Where did I go wrong with my life?!

    At this point it's hard to tell who is in or out.  You and ladders, zobber, bert, egaskrad, James, Mega Tank, Stryphos, TWarwick, Ferris, Jandrem and Seppatoni could of all gone either way.



     



    for fuck's sakes  

     
  • Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     



    This took a sharp turn to the gay. I approve.

    And I also contemplating the idea of giving the new guy a bit of a headache. Maybe two shots of rum will give me enougn will power to drag through Mario 3 and do some point pressing.

     
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     



    This took a sharp turn to the gay. I approve.

    And I also contemplating the idea of giving the new guy a bit of a headache. Maybe two shots of rum will give me enougn will power to drag through Mario 3 and do some point pressing.

     



    Greg has been gay for me since the first time he laid eyes on me.

     
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     



    This took a sharp turn to the gay. I approve.

    And I also contemplating the idea of giving the new guy a bit of a headache. Maybe two shots of rum will give me enougn will power to drag through Mario 3 and do some point pressing.

     

    I have the game paused at home right now with a much more impressive score than my current one. Of course, I always welcome a challenge!  



     
  • I will get drunk later on then endure this dreaded game later on. No way I am attempting to play it sober. That would be terrible.

    And I don't think I have it on cart form even, so much is my dislike for this one!
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    I will get drunk later on then endure this dreaded game later on. No way I am attempting to play it sober. That would be terrible.

    And I don't think I have it on cart form even, so much is my dislike for this one!



    Oh shit! Bea is gonna put on a show! 

     
  • Goddamn lol. I legit never expected to see so much hate for SMB3, far less on a forum dedicated to Nintendo! xD
  • Just listened to the target renegade soundtrack and I'm really looking forward to that competition.
  • Originally posted by: Richardhead

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    I will get drunk later on then endure this dreaded game later on. No way I am attempting to play it sober. That would be terrible.

    And I don't think I have it on cart form even, so much is my dislike for this one!



    Oh shit! Bea is gonna put on a show! 

     



    Now, now... I am not getting drunk to THAT point. No wardrobe accidents tonight, no.

    I will just point press world 1 a bit then beat this bloody thing, curse it to all the hells for not letting me play as Peach then get drunk to the point of wardrobe accidents.

     
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

    Originally posted by: Richardhead

     
    Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    I will get drunk later on then endure this dreaded game later on. No way I am attempting to play it sober. That would be terrible.

    And I don't think I have it on cart form even, so much is my dislike for this one!



    Oh shit! Bea is gonna put on a show! 

     



    Now, now... I am not getting drunk to THAT point. No wardrobe accidents tonight, no.

    I will just point press world 1 a bit then beat this bloody thing, curse it to all the hells for not letting me play as Peach then get drunk to the point of wardrobe accidents.

     





    As it was foretold by nostradumbass......
  • Ehhhh for frig sake I might do ONE point-press attempt run......
  • Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Ehhhh for frig sake I might do ONE point-press attempt run......



    That's the spirit!

     
  • OK, I am drunk enough to tackle this horrible game.
  • Meh...I should have taken a pic of my near million, don't really want to play this again. Just too much of a time commitment, there will be plenty more million scores to roll in, and Marble Madness is more appealing. So I will probably just bow out for the week. Just want you all to know I am better than my current score of 678,090 suggests  
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules



    Don't think my NES to USB is going to come in today for fuck sake, oh well.



    I really don't want to point press in this game anyway, I like flying through as fast as I can making precise jumps.



     



    Only if you press something into my ass.

     



    This took a sharp turn to the gay. I approve.

    And I also contemplating the idea of giving the new guy a bit of a headache. Maybe two shots of rum will give me enougn will power to drag through Mario 3 and do some point pressing.

     





    Yeah,you can do it! And I just post stuff for the sake of comedy. If I can post something and make someone chuckle,it was worth it.
  • Originally posted by: Krunch



    Meh...I should have taken a pic of my near million, don't really want to play this again. Just too much of a time commitment, there will be plenty more million scores to roll in, and Marble Madness is more appealing. So I will probably just bow out for the week. Just want you all to know I am better than my current score of 678,090 suggests  

    Yeah you are right, I am not even going to bother point pressing.....I will still just get participation anyway.



     
  • I like to think I had a hand in getting more people to put up more scores.
  • i was shooting for 3 mill but the way new guy is talking you might need 5.
  • 14,990 Disconsider, for obvious drunk reasons.  . Valid score at page 21.

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    I have this feeling I got something wrong in my run...

    Something feels very off about it...
  • Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm



    i was shooting for 3 mill but the way new guy is talking you might need 5.



    Shit's weeeeeeeeak dude!
  • Originally posted by: gutsman004





    I really want to get a million points like Toxie wants to get a life sized blow up doll of Lance Bass.
  • Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm



    i was shooting for 3 mill but the way new guy is talking you might need 5.

    Only 5?



     
  • Originally posted by: BertBerryCrunch

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004







    I really want to get a million points like Toxie wants to get a life sized blow up doll of Lance Bass.
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