NintendoAge 2017 Weekly Contests Presents: Super Mario Bros. 3

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  • Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm

     
    Originally posted by: empire

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Skinny what the HELL happened to your SMB3 cart?

    He probably got all pissed up and thought Mario was talking to him on the front of the cart and then fucked it up.



    Skinny get off the drugs man.



     





    Maybe he thought Mario had Mike Bullard in a head lock and just ripped the shit up.



    lol. all i can say is shes been rode hard and put away wet boys. 

     



    HAHAHAHAH Skinny you trying to fight Mike Bullard over there you son of a bitch!?
  • Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm

     
    Originally posted by: empire

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Skinny what the HELL happened to your SMB3 cart?

    He probably got all pissed up and thought Mario was talking to him on the front of the cart and then fucked it up.



    Skinny get off the drugs man.



     





    Maybe he thought Mario had Mike Bullard in a head lock and just ripped the shit up.



    lol. all i can say is shes been rode hard and put away wet boys. 

     



    HAHAHAHAH Skinny you trying to fight Mike Bullard over there you son of a bitch!?



    mike bullard got his ass rekt wide open!

     
  • 2,318,330

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bullet bill jump.





    mic mic drop end rant rant over



     
  • Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: 42 foot tapewoRm

     
    Originally posted by: empire

     
    Originally posted by: ToxieRules

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Skinny what the HELL happened to your SMB3 cart?

    He probably got all pissed up and thought Mario was talking to him on the front of the cart and then fucked it up.



    Skinny get off the drugs man.



     





    Maybe he thought Mario had Mike Bullard in a head lock and just ripped the shit up.



    lol. all i can say is shes been rode hard and put away wet boys. 

     



    HAHAHAHAH Skinny you trying to fight Mike Bullard over there you son of a bitch!?



    mike bullard got his ass rekt wide open!

     



    By some e-rekt dix!
  • Nice score SwiftFrost. This contest has just gotten real.
  • Originally posted by: NESking80



    Got a better score: 445,860



    Grats King! Are you also avoiding world 3 in fear of being gobbled up by that stupid fish?  

     
  • All this talk of point pressing and seeing Bea go for low score,I see this on the Tube.



  • Originally posted by: gutsman004



    All this talk of point pressing and seeing Bea go for low score,I see this on the Tube.



     

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    It's depressing to see that many Goombas left unstomped  

     
  • Lol 69 amirite gais?

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  • I think I'm done for the week. I think I have point racking fatigue as it's gotten worse not better. Also I've been dying on levels that I previously wasn't dying on.



    I wanted the million,but to be honest I really don't like this game that much so it's hard for me to stay motivated to play it when I'm getting worse and point racking this game is such a time sink. You could spend hours point racking only to slip up once and your run is screwed. Oh well,I tried.



    I still have no clue how some are getting 465k in 1-1. I figured I'd see a how to video on YouTube,but the most I've seen one for is 220k+ so I guess this is truly some ninja shit.
  • 878,500

    I'm a total loser.
  • 300,050







    I only had about three hours to put into the game this week, all tonight. So, I decided rather than enjoy SMB3, I'd just play 1-1 and 1-2 until I wanted to cut my own eyes out. All told, I hate 1-1, and I hate myself for making this game so miserable.



    Super Mario Bros. 3 was released in Japan on October 23, 1988. That makes it over 1400 days older than I am.



    I'm looking forward to Marble Madness, after which I assume I will destroy any physical labrynth game I see for the rest of my life.



    Also, Richardhead can suck Tads Nads' Nads.
  • Originally posted by: gutsman004



    I think I'm done for the week. I think I have point racking fatigue as it's gotten worse not better. Also I've been dying on levels that I previously wasn't dying on.



    I wanted the million,but to be honest I really don't like this game that much so it's hard for me to stay motivated to play it when I'm getting worse and point racking this game is such a time sink. You could spend hours point racking only to slip up once and your run is screwed. Oh well,I tried.



    I still have no clue how some are getting 465k in 1-1. I figured I'd see a how to video on YouTube,but the most I've seen one for is 220k+ so I guess this is truly some ninja shit.



    I was getting close to 180,000 on 1-1 with having to reset the level at least once and not getting perfect turtle hits each time. I'm not sure how 400k is reachable, but I am certain I could get to 300k on the first level if I hated myself enough to keep playing this dumb game.



    This game is dumb, I want ICE HOCKEY. 
  • Originally posted by: TadsNads

     
    Originally posted by: gutsman004



    I think I'm done for the week. I think I have point racking fatigue as it's gotten worse not better. Also I've been dying on levels that I previously wasn't dying on.



    I wanted the million,but to be honest I really don't like this game that much so it's hard for me to stay motivated to play it when I'm getting worse and point racking this game is such a time sink. You could spend hours point racking only to slip up once and your run is screwed. Oh well,I tried.



    I still have no clue how some are getting 465k in 1-1. I figured I'd see a how to video on YouTube,but the most I've seen one for is 220k+ so I guess this is truly some ninja shit.



    I was getting close to 180,000 on 1-1 with having to reset the level at least once and not getting perfect turtle hits each time. I'm not sure how 400k is reachable, but I am certain I could get to 300k on the first level if I hated myself enough to keep playing this dumb game.



    This game is dumb, I want ICE HOCKEY. 





    I used to be good at that game,but I haven't played it since the last time it was a contest game and it shows. I played a couple of games and lost both 2-0. I totally forgot how to score goals in this game. Doh.
  • Alright, I died. Fell down a hole (they get me every damn time!).

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    Updated my score on the first page. This will probably be my last run, unless I REALLY go crazy and for some reason want to do all that again for some reason. I think I might actually have a bit of carpal tunnel now from holding down "B". xD

    @gutsman, I'll take a quick video of me getting 400k+ on 1-1 so you can see.
  • For gutsman, and/or anyone else who was curious, here's 1-1:



    Quick note: I'm currently attempting to get 500k+ on 1-1, and as a result I'm testing the boundaries of how long I can stay at the turtle farm. As you can see I have it basically down to the second, but being so tired and my hands hurting a fair bit from doing this for basically the last... god knows how many hours... I kinda screwed the pooch at the finish line. At any rate, my 470k score on 1-1 should be enough to show what's possible. Thus far my best on 1-1 is 483k:

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  • Ugh... my head...

    That bloody cocktail of spiced rum, spiced cachaça and vodka surely got me.

    Nice scores, new kid and SwiftFrost. I will try to fix my screw up either tonight or tomorrow, but I am terrible at this game and I really dislike the idea of killing goombas!
  • Originally posted by: Murray

    Originally posted by: NESking80



    Got a better score: 445,860



    Grats King! Are you also avoiding world 3 in fear of being gobbled up by that stupid fish?  

     




    Pretty much, that fish always kills me, so I just completly skip it.
  • Originally posted by: Gloves



    For gutsman, and/or anyone else who was curious, here's 1-1:

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    Quick note: I'm currently attempting to get 500k+ on 1-1, and as a result I'm testing the boundaries of how long I can stay at the turtle farm. As you can see I have it basically down to the second, but being so tired and my hands hurting a fair bit from doing this for basically the last... god knows how many hours... I kinda screwed the pooch at the finish line. At any rate, my 470k score on 1-1 should be enough to show what's possible. Thus far my best on 1-1 is 483k: image





    It's funny,I knew I had seen a video like this but for some reason couldn't find it. And I knew I point racked 1-1 differently last time yet couldn't remember exactly what I did. Now I know. I'll give this a go to try to get that million and see what happens.
  • This game is already a boring chore... add point pressing to it and it becomes insufferable.  

    But alas, I think I will be able to break 3 millions today...

    Which will be good, since my current score is barely 1% of the participation point threshold. >.>

    Gods, I am terrible at this game.
  • Score updated on page 1



    I decided last night to point press till i was bored which only lasted to just under 100k then whistle my happy ass to world 4 and play some fun stages for a change, i don't even remember what killed me but i'm glad it did just before i broke 500k because thats much better for comedy purposes. 



    now if you'll excuse me:

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    Goombas were harmed to achieve that score at stage 1.

    I feel so dirty. I betrayed them.  



    Well, now onto the other stages and to beat Bowser. Then to wash the blood of the innocent goombas from my hands and cry for their demise.
  • 808,980

    Finally got a better score.
  • Originally posted by: SwiftFrost

    Oh, joy. The worst Mario. I'll just beat it and let the score lay where it ends up.




    I might give this a shot tomorrow if I have time. Even though I'm officially retired, I don't think I've played this since the last contest.
  • Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

     
    Originally posted by: SwiftFrost



    Oh, joy. The worst Mario. I'll just beat it and let the score lay where it ends up.







    I might give this a shot tomorrow if I have time. Even though I'm officially retired, I don't think I've played this since the last contest.



    Do it.

     
  • Originally posted by: gutsman004

    Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

     
    Originally posted by: SwiftFrost



    Oh, joy. The worst Mario. I'll just beat it and let the score lay where it ends up.







    I might give this a shot tomorrow if I have time. Even though I'm officially retired, I don't think I've played this since the last contest.



    Do it.

     




    I'll see if I can get a run in tomorrow. I think the last time I just point pressed on the first two levels and played straight the rest of the way and still ended up with a decent score.
  • Gods, this game is SO BORING!
  • Originally posted by: Bea_Iank



    Gods, this game is SO BORING!





    But it's your favorite game!!
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