Poll: Paul needs a new pool float

NewUser123456789

I have no words!



Should I buy it?

Gloves

Of course.

NintendoAge Moderator

absolutely

ne$_pimp

Who doesnt love a turd in the pool.

JamesRobot

Ah hahaha! My kid would love that. (Not that I don't.)  

Uncle Meat

Paul, yes, dude, all the way.

Bort License Plate

I can't think of any situation where one would not buy this.

arch_8ngel

Bonus points for the kick-ass amplification you could achieve when you fart directly in the center.

bunnyboy

Too bad the white area isn't colored better so it would blend in

jonebone

Only if it comes with the girl.

Trevor

The person that voted "no" should be ashamed! Show yourself!

LutherDestroysTheGond

That girl must hate her life

Bort License Plate

Originally posted by: LutherDestroysTheGond



That girl must hate her life

I feel bad for that tiny guy sitting next to her. Probably very ashamed of his small stature. 

 

Redneck_RN

I thought it was an ice cream emoji all these years. Now I'm questioning the context of the conversation every time I've texted it to my children.... Uh oh

Edit: yes! Buy it for sure  

Stryphos

Originally posted by: Redneck_RN



I thought it was an ice cream emoji all these years. Now I'm questioning the context of the conversation every time I've texted it to my children.... Uh oh Edit: yes! Buy it for sure  

Uhh, that's not the Chocolate ice cream you're looking for ...



 

NintenDarr

Looks shitty to me. Go for it

VGS_captmorgandrinker

If only it were C shaped!

MuNKeY

Duh. Of course you should buy it.

NESking80

Buy it twice!

meta-mark

I think the best thing is that they refer to the poop emoji as 'poo-guy'

BouncekDeLemos

Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



If only it were C shaped!

^ LOL! 

 

the tall guy

Yes. Yes you should.

Redneck_RN

I say buy 2 and donate 1 to the Nintendoage of Aquarius 2.0 thread

WATA GRADED WEBSITE

Buy it

Penguin

You need this floatie, NSFW!



https://www.amazon.com/Captain-Pecker-Foot-Blow-Up-Penis/dp/B0143AA66K

Loxx O)))

Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



If only it were C shaped!

^ LOL! 

 

I don't get it...

Ozzy_98

Originally posted by: Loxx O)))

 

Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

 

Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



If only it were C shaped!

^ LOL! 

 

I don't get it...

If anyone posts links to old threads "explaining" it to you, think twice before clicking. 

 

Bort License Plate

Originally posted by: Loxx O)))

Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



If only it were C shaped!

^ LOL! 

 

I don't get it...

I'll tell you when you're older kiddo.

Nirvana

I'm fully gonna endorse this.

BouncekDeLemos

Originally posted by: Ozzy_98

 

Originally posted by: Loxx O)))

 

Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

 

Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



If only it were C shaped!

^ LOL! 

 

I don't get it...

If anyone posts links to old threads "explaining" it to you, think twice before clicking. 

 

I think I can find the link somewhere, but fair warning... if anyone's curious, hit me up in a PM.  NSFW, and not safe for the faint at heart. 







 

NewUser123456789

Turd on Turd violence!





 Link at your own risk!



http://imgur.com/8Sr2Btr



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