NA user TheDream (and also my best friend Joey) has a few go-to phrases that I repeat all the time. Whenever someone presents a valid counterpoint to him, his response is almost always just the word "fair", but spoken with a "yyyyeeeah, I guess I kinda-sorta see what you're saying" inflection. You really expect him to follow it with "buuut", but he doesn't, he just says fair. So now I do it all the time too, and he doesn't even realize I'm doing it to make fun of him (until he reads this, then he'll know).
Yeah, it seems that all my friends now have imaginary BJ tabs that we reference any time one of us does the other a favor or asks for one.
[Friend asks for a favor] "Man, I don't know. You already owe me [made-up ridiculously large number of] blow jobs." Often followed-up with an inquiry about when the friend is going to start knocking his debt down "instead of adding to it." Translation: Sure, man. I gotcha. I'll do this favor with no real expectations in return.
[Friend does a favor, often unsolicited] "Thanks. We'll just deduct that from the insurmountable number of blow jobs owed on your tab." Translation. Thanks, man. I owe ya.
In my friend group we go through "phrase phases" Well use a certain work or phrase for a while then switch without even knowing. For a while, long ago we used to use the word "hacker" for someone we didn't like. If you get killed a lot in COD you'd scream "this dude is a hacker" or someone makes and epic shot in basketball "what a hacker". As of right now we've been using the word triggered a lot. Sometimes the origin of the word or phrase can be tracked to a time and person. Sometimes it just kinda happens.
I like to use the term "bunkweasel" which basically just means bunk or shabby ie "This game is bunkweasel" but can also be used as an insult when somebody is being a scrub ie "You spilled the eggs in the campfire, you bunkweasel"
One day, 9 years ago or so, I off hand told my friend "that's crazy talk" in response to something he said. He found it so amusing that to this very day, he uses that term.
I don't think I've used it more than a handful of times since then. Partially because right afterward he kept saying it incessantly.
I say "I'm living the dream" when people ask me how I am at work. People started saying it all the time. I also am a practitioner of the almighty forearm grab handshake.
A friend of mine whenever someone tries to insult him or try to mess with him he just goes with the line, "What are you some sort of bitch that sits when they shit." People look at him puzzled for a minute then start laughing cause they don't know how to respond to it.
I say "Say fuck, Jacob, say fuck!" to my 2 year-old nephew Jacob when his parents aren't around, and now sometimes he says fuck.
when my cousin was maybe 2 years old, she would pronounce "sit" like "shit" that was pretty funny
Especially since both are verbs and can be comically switched. Suddenly "I'm going to go sit in the living room" becomes hilarious.
haha yup. Don't think her vocabulary was that good at age 2 though.. it was more like "hey what are you doing?" "I'm sitting!" Never ceased to be funny
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They started saying stuff like "Dude, that bike jump was soooo haggard!"
So if that phrase starts appearing nationwide, you know who to blame.
"Game over, man! Game OVER!"
"Ringerate my phonulation device."
Yeah, it seems that all my friends now have imaginary BJ tabs that we reference any time one of us does the other a favor or asks for one.
[Friend asks for a favor] "Man, I don't know. You already owe me [made-up ridiculously large number of] blow jobs." Often followed-up with an inquiry about when the friend is going to start knocking his debt down "instead of adding to it." Translation: Sure, man. I gotcha. I'll do this favor with no real expectations in return.
[Friend does a favor, often unsolicited] "Thanks. We'll just deduct that from the insurmountable number of blow jobs owed on your tab." Translation. Thanks, man. I owe ya.
I can't think of any other phrasNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening
Hey buddy, how ya dern? Play any of that Wii-Yuh lately?
Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening
Hey buddy, how ya dern? Play any of that Wii-Yuh lately?
Yea I say dat to, and holy, noice, gloryhole, ah yeah and now boomin. Ya feel me playa?
Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening
Hey buddy, how ya dern? Play any of that Wii-Yuh lately?
Yea I say dat to, and holy, noice, gloryhole, ah yeah and now boomin. Ya feel me playa?
Ho-lee**
I don't think I've used it more than a handful of times since then. Partially because right afterward he kept saying it incessantly.
Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening
Hey buddy, how ya dern? Play any of that Wii-Yuh lately?
Yea I say dat to, and holy, noice, gloryhole, ah yeah and now boomin. Ya feel me playa?
Ho-lee**
I will give that a hoo-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I say "Say fuck, Jacob, say fuck!" to my 2 year-old nephew Jacob when his parents aren't around, and now sometimes he says fuck.
when my cousin was maybe 2 years old, she would pronounce "sit" like "shit" that was pretty funny
I say "Say fuck, Jacob, say fuck!" to my 2 year-old nephew Jacob when his parents aren't around, and now sometimes he says fuck.
when my cousin was maybe 2 years old, she would pronounce "sit" like "shit" that was pretty funny
Especially since both are verbs and can be comically switched. Suddenly "I'm going to go sit in the living room" becomes hilarious.
I find rekt keeps creeping into my vocab lately
Ha, REKT! Ah, crap.
I say "Say fuck, Jacob, say fuck!" to my 2 year-old nephew Jacob when his parents aren't around, and now sometimes he says fuck.
when my cousin was maybe 2 years old, she would pronounce "sit" like "shit" that was pretty funny
Especially since both are verbs and can be comically switched. Suddenly "I'm going to go sit in the living room" becomes hilarious.
haha yup. Don't think her vocabulary was that good at age 2 though.. it was more like "hey what are you doing?" "I'm sitting!" Never ceased to be funny