I have a confession to make..

About a year ago I started dating a girl. After a couple months, I was listing stuff of email and just had a hail storm of complains and returns for absurd reasons. Anyway, Im telling her about it and she starts saying how odd it was because when she worked retail she never had anyone really get mad at her or seem to have it out for her. She went on about how people are usually nice to her and if there was anything she could do to help. Which gave me an idea..



That night I turned from Kyle to Kylee on my ebay profile





Its been roughly 8 months since I've been using her picture as my profile pic and BOY O BOY has it cut down on the disgruntled complains. And its not just selling. Bc Im so busy during the school year I do mostly buying and the pic even works well for offers. However you gota understand, I dont just throw the pic up there and call it a day. I COMMIT. One person bought a whole gang of pokemon cards off me and I pretty much was cat fishing just to get some extra sales.



Its amazing how much easier and how pleasant an online experience can be when you implement a little cleavage and creative writing.
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  • It's entirely true. Toss some cleavage on and BAM! Money.
  • Wow! Good Idea!    Sooooo, you got anything you wanna sell me, i gotta fat stack i'm just itchin to blow!
  • Soooo you have been living a double life as a hot chic to boost ebay sales?  

    *slaps forhead* I've been doing it wrong all this time.
  • lmfao!!!! holy shit! genius, pure genius!



    this is great!



    im gonna try it here on na! 
  • Originally posted by: ZombieGuyGeezus

    One person bought a whole gang of pokemon cards off me and I pretty much was cat fishing just to get some extra sales.

     



    Wait a minute ... YOU'RE KYLEE? 

     









     

     
  • Sex sells. It's marketing 101.

    I sign my name with a girls name all the time on ebay.



    -superhotgamerchick
  • It's universal. Boobs are nice. Buy from boobs.
  • Originally posted by: Tulpa

    Originally posted by: ZombieGuyGeezus

    One person bought a whole gang of pokemon cards off me and I pretty much was cat fishing just to get some extra sales.

     



    Wait a minute ... YOU'RE KYLEE? 

     









     

     



    I'm sure he's still down if you're into it

    Originally posted by: Webhead123

    It's universal. Boobs are nice. Buy from boobs.



    can't argue with that.
  • Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.
  • well... in that case its time to upgrade my ebay pic  
  • OG Kyle is hotter
  • I think I may have done it wrong...



  • Originally posted by: empire

    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.





    Except getting eye fucked all day, everyday by dirts, although I know some girls like that attention.
  • Originally posted by: empire

    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.



    I must be one ugly motherfucker then
  • Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.







    I must be one ugly motherfucker then
  • Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.







    I must be one ugly motherfucker then
  • Yeah I like those things.
  • Originally posted by: empire

    Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.







    I must be one ugly motherfucker then
  • Originally posted by: TheToxieRules

    Yeah I like those things.



    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*
  • Unfortunately there are double standards.
  • Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: TheToxieRules



    Yeah I like those things.







    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*



    Not THOSE things.

     
  • Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: TheToxieRules



    Yeah I like those things.







    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*



    I just realized you're giving the shocker in your profile pic!

     
  • Originally posted by: empire

     
    Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: empire



    Good looking women have the easiest fucking path in life, nothing is hard for them.



    Nice one, RGG.







    I must be one ugly motherfucker then
  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

    Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: TheToxieRules



    Yeah I like those things.







    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*



    I just realized you're giving the shocker in your profile pic!

     



    poor Toxie. I can only imagine where those other 2 fingers are going
  • You must be the first person ever to think of pretending you are an attractive girl online! Just think of how bad it would be if it caught on  
  • Originally posted by: Bert

     
    Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: TheToxieRules



    Yeah I like those things.







    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*



    I just realized you're giving the shocker in your profile pic!

     







    poor Toxie. I can only imagine where those other 2 fingers are going



    I honestly am scared to fall asleep around here, you never know what the hell is going to happen.



     
  • Yes, that's me in my profile pic. Anyone wanna buy a sealed Zelda?
  • Originally posted by: TheToxieRules

    Originally posted by: Bert

     
    Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: Redneck_RN

     
    Originally posted by: TheToxieRules



    Yeah I like those things.







    Time for your exam Mr.Rules.... *snap*



    I just realized you're giving the shocker in your profile pic!

     







    poor Toxie. I can only imagine where those other 2 fingers are going



    I honestly am scared to fall asleep around here, you never know what the hell is going to happen.



     



    HA!
  • Originally posted by: KHAN Games

    Yes, that's me in my profile pic. Anyone wanna buy a sealed Zelda?



    Bahahahahhaha
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