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  • I forgot this one:



    "Gradualness, gradualness, and gradualness. From the very beginning of your work, school yourself to severe gradualness in the accumulation of knowledge." ~ Ivan Pavlov



    Duh, that's the quote my friggin' company is based on.
  • "It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're going to shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my time to leave."



    2pac





    Live life my bretheren! Take chances and have fun. Life's too short to waste a second.
  • Originally posted by: Otter



    Hey pot heads, in here smoking that shit to escape reality? I don't need that shit, I am reality. Sergeant Barnes





    Funny because my first reaction to this thread was when he's leaving the hut and says "Death....what do you all know about death?"
  • Originally posted by: Bert

     
    Originally posted by: Nes Freak



    dont let life kick you in the balls. if it does you get up and kick life back in the balls.







    ha, I like that one





    Thanks! made it up myself  
  • "Pussy moves mountains, and you ain't no mountain" - Unknown
  • Originally posted by: Xerxes



    I had this one on the door to my office at OSU with a picture of Saruman the White:

    "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and be evil."



    This one really gets me both as a scientist and just how real life works:

    "Experiment

    Fail

    Learn Something

    Repeat"

    LMAO!!  I love that!



     
  • My mortgage banker in the office said his favorite quote is...F*ck Fannie Mae ?? LOL
  • Originally posted by: BigHero1006

     
    Originally posted by: Xerxes



    I had this one on the door to my office at OSU with a picture of Saruman the White:

    "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and be evil."



    This one really gets me both as a scientist and just how real life works:

    "Experiment

    Fail

    Learn Something

    Repeat"

    LMAO!!  I love that!



     



    Which one?

     
  • I read this one in the Star Tribune today, and thought it was very inspirational:



    "The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it." -- William James



    This is a great quote, and I feel a lot of people could really learn from it. Does anyone really care about the future anymore or about leaving the world in a better shape for future generations? It sure doesn't seem that way any more. It's quite sad, really. So, that is why I thought this quote was good reading.
  • Money may not buy happiness, but it certainly improves the quality of your misery.
  • But one thing I know is when you're growing up, you gotta fucking do illegal shit once in a while and have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person. If you go to jail, you learn a fucking lesson and you don't go to jail after that.



    You know, your thoughts might be better than mine, but I have thoughts too going around in my head about different thinkings and brain things that you can use and doing different things and I think I know what's best for my daughter, so fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash.



    You guys don't always know what's best, so my thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
  • Originally posted by: Retrovision

    mine isnt funny, but it has helped me through some hard times...and it is from one of my favorite movie series...Rocky.



    "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place. And I don't care how tough you are. It will beat you to your knees and keep you permanently there if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life, but it ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now if you know what you are worth, go out and get what you are worth, but you gotta be willing to take the hits and not pointing fingers, saying you ain't where you want to be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that, and that ain't you. You're better than that"





    Hell yeah man! Best quote ever
  • 'Human beings are born with different capacities. If they are free, they are not equal. And if they are equal, they are not free.' - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
  • Originally posted by: TDIRunner



    Money may not buy happiness, but it certainly improves the quality of your misery.



    "I'd rather be rich and miserable than poor and miserable." - Me. 

     
  • "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today" -James Dean



    and



  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Originally posted by: Mad Martigan



    "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today" -James Dean

    Didn't quite work out for him, though, did it?
  • The main food groups are: "Oreo cookies, Coke, and Lard." - Mike Decker (my brother in law)



    "Don't hesitate" - Mark Alznauer, giving me advice on dating (my other brother in law)



    "There's a little bit of truth in everything." - Mark Alznauer
  • Originally posted by: GradualGames



    "Don't hesitate" - Mark Alznauer, giving me advice on dating (my other brother in law)



     

    Ha!!!  We have the same saying whenever we go ATV riding in the mud.  It's sort of an inside joke, but anytime someone gets stuck in the mud, it's because they "hesitated."  One year, someone actually put it on a shirt.   

     
  • Originally posted by: TDIRunner

     
    Originally posted by: GradualGames



    "Don't hesitate" - Mark Alznauer, giving me advice on dating (my other brother in law)



     

    Ha!!!  We have the same saying whenever we go ATV riding in the mud.  It's sort of an inside joke, but anytime someone gets stuck in the mud, it's because they "hesitated."  One year, someone actually put it on a shirt.   

     

    Heh. I wanted an ATV as a kid, but all I got was a go kart. Jk it was still fun as hell. Scared the crap out of my mom doing doughnuts in the backyard and rolling it over.



     
  • Originally posted by: GradualGames

     
    Originally posted by: TDIRunner

     
    Originally posted by: GradualGames



    "Don't hesitate" - Mark Alznauer, giving me advice on dating (my other brother in law)



     

    Ha!!!  We have the same saying whenever we go ATV riding in the mud.  It's sort of an inside joke, but anytime someone gets stuck in the mud, it's because they "hesitated."  One year, someone actually put it on a shirt.   

     

    Heh. I wanted an ATV as a kid, but all I got was a go kart. Jk it was still fun as hell. Scared the crap out of my mom doing doughnuts in the backyard and rolling it over.



     





     
  • My favorite quotes are pretty much everything said on the show Archer. I work alot of those lines into regular conversation. A few good ones are

    "Do you want ants? Cause thats how u get ants!"-Archer



    "You're not my supervisor!!!"-Cheryl



    "I don't personally believe that I even can die." -Archer



    "Oh my god, you killed a hooker!!"



    "He sitting at the table? Like people? Look he thinks he's people!"



    "Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection."
  • "I lower my expectations to zero; that way I'll never be disappointed"
  • " I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel." Cerebus
  • "When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything."

    -- G.K. Chesterton
  • "Control your emotions, don't let your emotions control you." - Coach Herm Edwards
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