Didn't vote. Where is the option for 0.27 partners?!
This thread reminded me of the recent Lasagna Cat sex survey. Fatal Farm's Lasagna Cat YouTube channel has been dormant for 9 years then, suddenly, this appeared four months ago:
A video asking you to call a toll-free number and leave your name with the number of sexual partners you've had. No on knew why, but they had enough subscribers remaining from their heyday and viral interest to make this:
LOTS of golden nuggets hiding in there if you have the time!
I'll just say I've had a lot of fun in my 36 years and somehow have been lucky enough to never catch anything. Only had one the last 8 months or so and really digging her. About time for this wild man to settle down.
Ah man! I wish the one person who landed int the ER would tell their story. Unless it was Megamanfan, we know how that went down. Thats why i never stick my head between a mans thighs.
Originally posted by: xMaGuSx
D~Funk..Come on bro. Straight shoot with me. Did you just make this thread as a clever way to tell us you were sent to the ER for getting a little to close to your Nintoaster??
She came on to me! I cant resist a sexy ass Nintendo openin its slot for me.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
HAHAHAHAH first thing I am doing when I get home is looking up what that is, I don't even care what I see.
Ah man! I wish the one person who landed int the ER would tell their story. Unless it was Megamanfan, we know how that went down. Thats why i never stick my head between a mans thighs.
But what if your best buddy got stung by a rattlesnake right on the inner thigh. Unless he is a controtionist and can suck the juice out himself. The only way for you to save him is to bow down and suck the venom out to stop or slow his death?? What do you do then Mr. Funk?? I say there are plenty of friends out there, and he should stop playing around rattlesnakes
Hospital/ER: Haven't had to go to the ER for sex related acts. Banged a few nurses/aides/techs there, though, in empty rooms, closets, and scaffolding when I worked at the warehouse.
STD's: I'm disease free
I do have a really entertaining story, though. I probably shouldn't say it here, though. It'd make your eyes pop out in disbelief, though.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
Sometimes the rotissary isn't enough and she wants to be split apart like a wishbone. Sometimes it's just unavoidable and best to think of lilacs and dandelions.
Guy, like all of us apparently have third legs for penisia, if you saw the penis size thread lol We also could make an NA basketball team with how tall we are.
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This thread reminded me of the recent Lasagna Cat sex survey. Fatal Farm's Lasagna Cat YouTube channel has been dormant for 9 years then, suddenly, this appeared four months ago:
A video asking you to call a toll-free number and leave your name with the number of sexual partners you've had. No on knew why, but they had enough subscribers remaining from their heyday and viral interest to make this:
LOTS of golden nuggets hiding in there if you have the time!
Can I pledge the 5th?
In the Brazilian constitution, the fifth regulates the deployment of armed forces, national security, and declarations of state of emergency.
Can I pledge the 5th?
In the Brazilian constitution, the fifth regulates the deployment of armed forces, national security, and declarations of state of emergency.
That also works for the situation here.
Nope!
No, thankfully
No, I wish!
I think I may still be a virgin
1 ever no diseases, no hospital.
I think I may still be a virgin
I think having your head into between another guy's thighs might count
D~Funk..Come on bro. Straight shoot with me. Did you just make this thread as a clever way to tell us you were sent to the ER for getting a little to close to your Nintoaster??
She came on to me! I cant resist a sexy ass Nintendo openin its slot for me.
1 ever no diseases, no hospital.
I think I may still be a virgin
I think having your head into between another guy's thighs might count
What happens in the ring stays in the ring... even if their unitards got rustled a bit.
1 ever no diseases, no hospital.
I think I may still be a virgin
I think having your head into between another guy's thighs might count
Wait... it does? Next you will tell me that doing the same with a girl also counts, dammit!
My count might be slight wrong if this is the case then!
1 ever no diseases, no hospital.
I think I may still be a virgin
I think having your head into between another guy's thighs might count
Wait... it does? Next you will tell me that doing the same with a girl also counts, dammit!
Of course it does!
Originally posted by: Brock Landers
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
HAHAHAHAH first thing I am doing when I get home is looking up what that is, I don't even care what I see.
That had me laughing pretty good.
Ah man! I wish the one person who landed int the ER would tell their story. Unless it was Megamanfan, we know how that went down. Thats why i never stick my head between a mans thighs.
But what if your best buddy got stung by a rattlesnake right on the inner thigh. Unless he is a controtionist and can suck the juice out himself. The only way for you to save him is to bow down and suck the venom out to stop or slow his death?? What do you do then Mr. Funk?? I say there are plenty of friends out there, and he should stop playing around rattlesnakes
Oops... I think I just voted yes and not 3+ on that one.
It doesn't count anyway if all the girls look like the crypt keeper
# of partners, that remains a mystery
3-ways: yes
Hospital/ER: Haven't had to go to the ER for sex related acts. Banged a few nurses/aides/techs there, though, in empty rooms, closets, and scaffolding when I worked at the warehouse.
STD's: I'm disease free
I do have a really entertaining story, though. I probably shouldn't say it here, though. It'd make your eyes pop out in disbelief, though.
Toxie is too embarrassed to ask about it, so he asked me to do it for him:
If you are having a devil's threesome, and you and the other guy accidently make "first contact", does he count as a sexual partner?
Was it sexual for you?...errr.... Toxie? I mean, probably yes (you or Toxie) so sure, otherwise, nah. It's collatoral damage. Sometimes sack tappage is the price you pay to double stuff a piece.
No need for sack tappage ever unless you're into having a Lucky Pierre.
The pig roast provides ample distance to avoid tappage.
Sometimes the rotissary isn't enough and she wants to be split apart like a wishbone. Sometimes it's just unavoidable and best to think of lilacs and dandelions.
I do have a really entertaining story, though. I probably shouldn't say it here, though. It'd make your eyes pop out in disbelief, though.
Eye see what you did there
Oops... I think I just voted yes and not 3+ on that one.
It doesn't count anyway if all the girls look like the crypt keeper
Pfft. I've been with some pretty hot chicks. Skateboarding plus being in bands? Bro. BRO.
I do have a really entertaining story, though. I probably shouldn't say it here, though. It'd make your eyes pop out in disbelief, though.
Eye see what you did there
100+, and you can't get an std if you don't get tested.
Originally posted by: thenickross
100+, and you can't get an std if you don't get tested.
Is that sort of like you're not an alcoholic until you attend AA?
Oops... I think I just voted yes and not 3+ on that one.
It doesn't count anyway if all the girls look like the crypt keeper
Pfft. I've been with some pretty hot chicks. Skateboarding plus being in bands? Bro. BRO.
Which one is this:
(NSFW)
http://thedarkacademy.forumandco.com/forum
Is it Leslie? Tell me it's Leslie
Oops... I think I just voted yes and not 3+ on that one.
It doesn't count anyway if all the girls look like the crypt keeper
Wait, those don't count when you are uglier than Gojira?
Excellent! I do love when arbitrary rules benefit me!
Never was able to lock down the 3-way but came close a few times. Now I'm getting married in a week ha!
What a bunch of fucking liars!
18 out of 70 people said yes to the threesome
What a bunch of fucking liars!
Guy, like all of us apparently have third legs for penisia, if you saw the penis size thread lol We also could make an NA basketball team with how tall we are.