I also have a vague memory from elementary school regarding a kid getting a pencil in the eye...but that might be a false memory conjured up after the safety lesson on NOT removing objects that get stuck into eyeballs.
Haven't killed anyone yet. I have seriously considered it a few times though. Let's just say that being able to bust a cap in someone's mellon from over half a mile away isn't always a good thing to know.
My dad lit himself on fire a few years ago. He is an electrictan and he was wiring a 440 volt something or other for a hospital and BOOM. He was engulphed in a giant fireball and got 2nd and 3rd degree burns over most everything from his belly button up. Somehow dumbass not only survived, but looks like it never happened. Crazy.
Yes, I actually saw someone get killed. It was quite a crazy story. I had went down to the movies with my girlfriend a few years back, and some kid got stabbed in the leg while we were there. She was pretty freaked out so we decided to head across town and go to the other theater. As we were leaving we saw some cars spin out in the parking lot and take off like wildfire, with the cops after them. Apparentley after the stabbing the guy who did it got away and the cops chased after him, they had closed off US.41 Northbound about 5 miles up to try and get the guys, so we were diverted to a side road within viewing distance of 41. So we're driving back and we see this suburban go flying by, with cop cars after it, when all of a sudden the driver loses control of the vehicle, hits a guard rail on the side of the road and flips it. That's not the worse part, they had to be going about 80 down the road, and someone, wether the driver or passenger was not wearing a seatbelt, we saw a body fly out the window, and the Chevy landed top down right on the guy. It was fucking crazy. There was no way that guy could have survived that.
the guy died from the poop after tripping on poop covered clothes... It was toxic poop covered with fire ants and the combination killed the guy instantly..
I'm not sure if I have ever killed anyone or not. REALLY stupid story:
In my freshman year of college, we got really messed up and went onto the roof of our 4 story fraternity house with a 3 man slingshot. We started shooting different odds and ends at the other houses in the area, and then we got the bright idea to shoot billiards balls out of it. We fired one as far as we could into the neighboring community. If it hit someone, then yes, I'm sure I killed someone...
The awesome eastern European guy who worked the counter at the Gyro shop across the street from the bar recently had to skip town because he got jumped by some fraternity hooligans in an alley and stabbed one of them. I think the guy died but I'm not sure...
he stabbed someone in a fight. he was the white uncle of a mexican man i was friends with. not sure how that worked. and yes he touched me on my white tusk.
I don't even think I've ever seen anybody get seriously hurt. I'm really trying to think. Worst I can think of is seeing some skateboarders break their ankles.
I've never killed anyone, and I certainly never intend to, unless that is the only option that presents itself.
I've also never personally witnessed someone get fatally injured, though back in 1999 or 2000, a Japanese man who was wearing a black shirt and walking down my street at nighttime was run over by a woman driving a car, but the whole thing was an accident. She panicked, and promptly pulled into our driveway. At that point, we found out that she had fatally wounded the man, and he was coughing up blood. Like I said, I've never witnessed an event like that personally. I wanted to see the aforementioned man, but because I was so young at the time (8 or 9), my family refused to allow me to see him. That was probably for the better.
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I've witnessed a couple of fatal car wrecks.
I also have a vague memory from elementary school regarding a kid getting a pencil in the eye...but that might be a false memory conjured up after the safety lesson on NOT removing objects that get stuck into eyeballs.
and I once saw someone got shot, I was outside at the local hangout and then all of a sudden someone about 100 yards away got capped.. It was crazy!
My dad lit himself on fire a few years ago. He is an electrictan and he was wiring a 440 volt something or other for a hospital and BOOM. He was engulphed in a giant fireball and got 2nd and 3rd degree burns over most everything from his belly button up. Somehow dumbass not only survived, but looks like it never happened. Crazy.
Yes, I actually saw someone get killed. It was quite a crazy story. I had went down to the movies with my girlfriend a few years back, and some kid got stabbed in the leg while we were there. She was pretty freaked out so we decided to head across town and go to the other theater. As we were leaving we saw some cars spin out in the parking lot and take off like wildfire, with the cops after them. Apparentley after the stabbing the guy who did it got away and the cops chased after him, they had closed off US.41 Northbound about 5 miles up to try and get the guys, so we were diverted to a side road within viewing distance of 41. So we're driving back and we see this suburban go flying by, with cop cars after it, when all of a sudden the driver loses control of the vehicle, hits a guard rail on the side of the road and flips it. That's not the worse part, they had to be going about 80 down the road, and someone, wether the driver or passenger was not wearing a seatbelt, we saw a body fly out the window, and the Chevy landed top down right on the guy. It was fucking crazy. There was no way that guy could have survived that.
Seen a few peeps get hurt pretty bad.
I heard rumor of someone dieing after tripping of shit covered cloths while getting attacked by fire ants in Texas, but I thought it was a joke.
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the guy died from the poop after tripping on poop covered clothes... It was toxic poop covered with fire ants and the combination killed the guy instantly..
It was toxic poop covered with fire ants
Is that like chocolate covered ants?
In my freshman year of college, we got really messed up and went onto the roof of our 4 story fraternity house with a 3 man slingshot. We started shooting different odds and ends at the other houses in the area, and then we got the bright idea to shoot billiards balls out of it. We fired one as far as we could into the neighboring community. If it hit someone, then yes, I'm sure I killed someone...
We were REALLY stupid and REALLY intoxicated.
No I've never seen anyone get seriously injured.
lol.
i met a 70 year old man that killed someone when he was a teenager and hasnt gone outside since.
well you obviously had to go in his house, did he touch you Robin? on your special purpose?
I don't even think I've ever seen anybody get seriously hurt. I'm really trying to think. Worst I can think of is seeing some skateboarders break their ankles.
i met a 70 year old man that killed someone when he was a teenager and hasnt gone outside since.
well you obviously had to go in his house, did he touch you Robin? on your special purpose?
Vince, you must relate to this guy pretty well, except somehow you have the courage to actually leave the house.
and i had a friend of the family kill himself in the back yard when i was super young
all i remember was a body with a huge hole in the head,a white shirt covered in blood and my brother holding the guy
if you pay taxes in the USA you have killed someone most likely.
Quote of the day, my man.