My evening at the auction.....little ghetto boy

First, let me mention what my hometown is like. I live in a ghetto town with a bunch of morons...a lot of crime and not the brightest people in America. With that being said, I went to look at this tote at the auction tonight. I looked at it earlier today and it was loaded. It had an SNES, gamecube, genesis, PS1, PS2, N64 and 360 all in one tote. Here is what happened.

Me and my wife: (looking at the stuff)

Little ghetto boy: That stuff don't work

Me: Ok

LGB: It got dropped. It dont work.

Me: Ok!

LGB: It don't work. Put it down!

Me: Ok!

LGB: You still gonna bid?

Me: Yeah

LGB: *pissed look on his face* Weren't you out here last weekend with another girl? Was that your girlfriend?

Me: Yeah, it was. And the other girl with me was my wife.

LGB: Then who is that? (talking about my wife)

Me: that is my other wife.

So, I start minding my own business while I overhear this

LGB: Man, you dufus. You are dumb. You stupid.

Me: Look, this is my wife. I wasn't out here last week. Don't talk to me anymore

He finally leaves me alone and I notice him telling people even more stuff. He told one person they were infested with roaches. He told another one that they needed to run because locust were out and bit him, his sister, and his mama. The worst one was when this little elderly lady was looking at the gamecube and he said, "I just went and peed and didn't wash my hands and rubbed them all over these systems." WTF!!!!

So, after he sees that no one is paying attention to him and still going to bid, he sat on the table and broke it knocking the tote about 5 feet to the ground and all the systems hitting the ground. Probably nor working now, they were picked back up and put on the next table. A few moments pass and when no one is looking, he leans on the tote and shoves them off again making sure they didn't work. *Just for the record, he was clumsy because he tripped and fell face first on a stump and later on, he was standing on the side of the table and it broke and he fell smooth on his back*

After all this trouble to cause problems and probably break everything, his grandma won the lot for him. I was the 2nd high bidder but she won them for $140. By far the craziest auction I have been to.

Comments

  • This should be a movie



    and i feel your pain

    i live in the hood

    and when i say the hood i mean
    the hood
  • Man do I know the feeling. I've been to the hood many times. Everyone just runs around like crazy.
  • lol... umm... what? So he was... selling stuff he didn't want to? Erm... A little confused here.
  • That is just plain weird....
  • Originally posted by: OneColdMonkey

    lol... umm... what? So he was... selling stuff he didn't want to? Erm... A little confused here.



    No, he wanted his grandma to bid and win it and he thought it would go lower by knocking it off the table not even thinking it would break. It makes no sense whatsoever. He was probably 11-12 years old. I don't know how that didn't register with him.
  • What an idiot. Funny story though. I may use that pee tactic next time you guys get too close to something I want, except you would probably want it more then.
  • That is messed up, and confusing, probably because of his stupidity.
  • Originally posted by: smokinjoe24

    Originally posted by: OneColdMonkey

    lol... umm... what? So he was... selling stuff he didn't want to? Erm... A little confused here.



    No, he wanted his grandma to bid and win it and he thought it would go lower by knocking it off the table not even thinking it would break. It makes no sense whatsoever. He was probably 11-12 years old. I don't know how that didn't register with him.

    Oh, I see. What a little douchebag. You should've tried to get him kicked out. Say you saw him smoking a joint or something. image

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