Mike Tyson is absolutely hilarious.

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"I wish one of you guys had children so I can kick them in their fucking head or stomp on their testicles for you to feel my pain cause this is the pain I have waking up every day."



-Mike Tyson





Memorable Mike Tyson Quotes, YouTube Video (PROFANITY Probably Not Safe For Work)

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  • mcat999mcat999
    Hes a jerk, look it up on youtube, theres clips of him being a total idiot, on news interviews they talk about the loss he has and he starts cussing like crazy and hes like "Im the boxing champ cant I get a BJ"
  • burnambill333burnambill333
    I agree with you totally. He's a jerk and an idiot, and the ridiculous things he says makes me laugh.
  • RedivivusRedivivus
    yeah, now im going to have to get a regular copy of Punchout to replace my Mike Tyson version
  • daynumdaynum
    Nah, in MTPO you get to beat up Mike Tyson, which can only be good.
  • KennyBKennyB
    IMO, he's not an idiot. Look at some quotes from the site:



    Originally said by: Mike Tyson

    Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn.





    Originally said by: Mike Tyson

    They don't know me as an individual; they know me for what I actually do. Because they pay to see me smash anybody. If they're white they pay, [it's] because the only thing they have respect for is my ability as an athlete. But if I was in court and I had to use them to testify against me on my character, they wouldn't testify positively against me and they would think I'm a cad...







    If this was said by a poet , it had been art. He also know how to play the media. But this doesn't take away he's aggressive and sex obsessed. He also isn't good at money management.
  • albaileyalbailey
    That first quote is pretty good.  I wonder if he actually thought it up, or Don King had something to do with it.

    Al
  • BrontyBronty
    I don't think he's an idiot either - if I had to guess I'd say the crazy shit he does is due to prolonged drug use. I mean who the fuck gets a tattoo on their face if they aren't high 5 nights a week? When he got busted for having that coke powder on his dash to me the rest kinda fell into place.
  • justabumjustabum
    either that or one of those punches he took from buster douglas jarred something loose.
  • Tracer BulletTracer Bullet
    "My back is broken" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw47gXsDwjw







    Most hilarious Mike Tyson Interview I have ever seen, the good part starts at the 40 second mark
  • mcat999mcat999
    heres the video where he said hed kick kids in the testicles
  • BuyatariBuyatari
    This is a guy who should have died back in his prime and then we all could look back and say what a tragedy it was and have debates on how many years he would have gone undefeated before he retired.
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