Captain Kirk could easily drop his patented double hand axe smash onto the back of any of those competitiors and render them useless. Then he would sweet talk their girlfriends and then slam them in the sac.
"He's got a fly tan shirt with an emblem on the chest. All the stellar girls like him the best. Captain of the crew and he knows kung-fu and he did joan collins in 1932!"
I would just pull Bill Shatner's toupee over his eyes and beat his ass. I have seen him fight to many times, he would never get a chance to use the double handed axe smash on me.
NGD off course ! He has had the ancient art of NES fighting. After many year's of playing with power the only one who could give him a little bit of resistance is Spidey.
lol, yes he could. he could fresh prince of bell air rap them to death with DJ Jazzy Jeff's bad hair attacking form the other side while making horrible beats.
NGD would just trap them all in his giant nes where there would be held captive until they were fried by a massive power surge. caused by the nes blink
I don't know Rainbow Bright might be able to blind them and then slowly beat them... I was thinking more like a random stuffed animal like a care bear or something, especially the guy in the middle!
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Captain Kirk, all the way!
I second that... Captain Kirk always found a way to do whatever necessary...
"NGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
...I remember having to pop in Amok Time for Nancy to explain why Jim Carey was singing that in Cable Guy. I'm slowly converting her
I would just pull Bill Shatner's toupee over his eyes and beat his ass. I have seen him fight to many times, he would never get a chance to use the double handed axe smash on me.
~~NGD
If I put Chuck Norris on the list... there would be no point!!
You do provide a good point