Don't you just hate when you are minding your own business in the park, then all of a sudden a pack of ninjas jump out from behind the bushes? What would you do?
I don't think a pile of ninjas is going to be to scared of an NGD unfortunately. As fun and impressive as a barral roll would be it will still result in a the same outcome, taking a beating like a man.
This actually happened to me in 1st grade. I was walking around outside the apartments we were living in and a ninja jumped out. Scared me to death. I ran and jumped over a small wall and kept going. At the time is scared me real good. Looking back on it, it was probably just an older kid dressed up to scare little 1st graders...it worked, or maybe it was a real ninja, I just don't know. True story though.
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I would try to fight them off, but they're Ninjas...
MLN
The answer to this question and many of life's mysteries is a barrel roll.
MLN
I agree with Wise Nut. A barrel roll can solve many problems, even more efficiently if you aren't wearing any pants.
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The answer to this question and many of life's mysteries is a barrel roll.
MLN
Thats too true
I would run like hell and have the Beverly Hills Ninja save me
Actually his name is Horu