hey jon, just start on roxanne from police, nailin a shot every time they sing rrroooxxxxxaannnnnnnneeeeee, LOL, you'll be trashed in 3 min, guaranteed, LOL that's my old party song, ha ha ha
He could also do Message in a Bottle and drink on every "Sendin' out an SOS..."... I think that'd count as suicide though.
OK, earlier this evening my dog jumped on my lap and landed squarely on my left nut and it has been throbbing with pain since. So I iced it for a while and now I'm f-ing around on the net and listening to music. I recommend The Beatles Sgt Peppers album for drunkenness. It is absolutely amazing right now.
Now that I think about it, I rarely have a reason to actually touch my TV. You turn it on with a remote and turn game systems on with their controllers for the current gen. My older system are mostly on a big old 80's TV in the game room and I'd have to really be out of it to knock that thing over.
I'm drunk. But not listening to Phil Collins. Actually, listening to the song I wrote and recorded today. Cuz I'm vain, or something. The Chinese food guy just left. Delicious food in the kitchen, waiting for me.
Am I the only NA broheim getting drunk alone, this fine Saturday evening?
You know how we like to laugh at dogs that react to dogs barking on the T.V? We think haha their so dumb they don't know it's not real lolololololololol.
But then when you're in your car and there is honking or sirens on the radio you react as if they were real and brake or pull over?
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Originally posted by: dra600n
Originally posted by: Commander Santa
Originally posted by: Laserman
I am working on getting drunk, I have not been listening to Phil Collins but I might have to shit soon...damn Taco Bell.
"Stoo-Stoo-Stoolioooooooooooooooo"
I'm starting to notice a trend with you a poop/farts...
First it was the "my office chair smells like fart when I sit in it!"
Then it was the explosive poop w/ craigslist meetup
And now it's this.
I think you're the resident fecalpheliac here
Have you talked to Paul yet Santa? He has some pictures I think you may be interested in.
Most awesome wedding dj ever!
Originally posted by: Mr.Nintendo
hey jon, just start on roxanne from police, nailin a shot every time they sing rrroooxxxxxaannnnnnnneeeeee, LOL, you'll be trashed in 3 min, guaranteed, LOL that's my old party song, ha ha ha
He could also do Message in a Bottle and drink on every "Sendin' out an SOS..."... I think that'd count as suicide though.
That album is totally incredible, drunk, stoned, or even sober!
Am I the only NA broheim getting drunk alone, this fine Saturday evening?
Old Genesis was really good, don't let that 80's crap fool you.
Drunk: Yes
Phil Collins: The Shit
Originally posted by: Chuckles McGee
Yeah, "that 80's crap"? That's a little harsh.
Completely different bands. Awesome prog band early in their career, key members leave and they become a radio friendly pop band.
This has been made available to you thanks to Phil Collins, GTA V and free beer.
Originally posted by: Plastik Gold
I'm nearly drunk and Breaking Bad pizza will be the shit in about 45 minutes.
If you're only nearly drunk you're not doing it right, buddy.
Originally posted by: Trj22487
I was playing Coolboarders 3 this morning and noticed someone named Phil Collins in the credits.
That is an amazing story. You should tell it to your grandchildren.
But then when you're in your car and there is honking or sirens on the radio you react as if they were real and brake or pull over?