Im new my name is joel please welcome me!

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  • Hi Joel. I don't have anything funny to say.
  • IIII LLOOVVEE YYOOUU JJOOEELL!!!1
  • Here's post #4000 for you. You're welcome.
  • You don't even wish me a happy birthday Joel. Plus you made the sky cloudy so I couldn't see the red moon. You're a faggot Joel.
  • Oh where have you gone my love? It's cold out and the wolves are drawing near, ssaavvee me my prince!
  • Joel, its been so long. I have missed you...............
  • its been nearly 3 days... what the fuck? are you guys letting my thread die?
  • Originally posted by: srh201



    its been nearly 3 days... what the fuck? are you guys letting my thread die?



    That's what Joel wants. If his thread dies he will come back and fry the chips in all SEs, Myriads and Flintstones alike all over the world. Joel is one evil, evil entity
  • I still love you Joel!
  • Joel needs to make another grand return to NA. I know, last time it didn't go so well, but I think this site needs more Joel.



    In the tune of The Beatles "All You Need Is Love": All we need is Joel. All we need is Joel. All we need is Joel, Joel, Joel is all you need.



    No wait fuck that. Fuck Joel. I hope the Majora's Mask moon falls on you, Joel!
  • Fuck you, Joel. You caused it to rain and the kiddos didn't get much candy, and I didn't get my 30% share of he haul either.

  • Originally posted by: MuNKeY



    Fuck you, Joel. You caused it to rain and the kiddos didn't get much candy, and I didn't get my 30% share of he haul either.

    There were hardly any trick-or-treaters out and about tonight, and most of my neighborhood didn't have porch lights on. My church canceled the trunk-or-treat event and moved all activities indoors. Despite the rain was gone by mid afternoon, everything was still a soggy mess. Trick-Or-Treating is nothing the way I remembered it as a kid. Nearly every house in the neighborhood was giving out candy, and sometimes our buckets would fill up and we would stuff out pockets, then rendevous with our moms in the car to empty the holloween buckets into big plastic shopping bags, then go out for more. Occasionally we'd even hit the same house more than once if the payout was good.



    Our moms would dump the candy onto the table for inspection, then my friend and I were free to barter and divy up the loot. My favorite were the fruity tootsi rolls. My friend hated those so I'd trade some of my chocolate tootsies and malted milk balls for his fruity tootsies. It would sometimes take us up to a week to devour all the loot as our moms made us to ration it so we didn't stuff ourselves and get sick. Good times...
  • Originally posted by: stardust4ever

     
    Originally posted by: MuNKeY



    Fuck you, Joel. You caused it to rain and the kiddos didn't get much candy, and I didn't get my 30% share of he haul either.

    There were hardly any trick-or-treaters out and about tonight, and most of my neighborhood didn't have porch lights on. My church canceled the trunk-or-treat event and moved all activities indoors. Despite the rain was gone by mid afternoon, everything was still a soggy mess. Trick-Or-Treating is nothing the way I remembered it as a kid. Nearly every house in the neighborhood was giving out candy, and sometimes our buckets would fill up and we would stuff out pockets, then rendevous with our moms in the car to empty the holloween buckets into big plastic shopping bags, then go out for more. Occasionally we'd even hit the same house more than once if the payout was good.



    Our moms would dump the candy onto the table for inspection, then my friend and I were free to barter and divy up the loot. My favorite were the fruity tootsi rolls. My friend hated those so I'd trade some of my chocolate tootsies and malted milk balls for his fruity tootsies. It would sometimes take us up to a week to devour all the loot as our moms made us to ration it so we didn't stuff ourselves and get sick. Good times...



    Why are you discussing positive things on the Joel thread of all threads. Remember that everything posted here gets absorbed by Joel and he uses this as fuel for driving up the prices of games ranging from Stadium Events to Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu
  • Originally posted by: Vectrex280996

     
    Originally posted by: stardust4ever

     
    Originally posted by: MuNKeY



    Fuck you, Joel. You caused it to rain and the kiddos didn't get much candy, and I didn't get my 30% share of he haul either.

    There were hardly any trick-or-treaters out and about tonight, and most of my neighborhood didn't have porch lights on. My church canceled the trunk-or-treat event and moved all activities indoors. Despite the rain was gone by mid afternoon, everything was still a soggy mess. Trick-Or-Treating is nothing the way I remembered it as a kid. Nearly every house in the neighborhood was giving out candy, and sometimes our buckets would fill up and we would stuff out pockets, then rendevous with our moms in the car to empty the holloween buckets into big plastic shopping bags, then go out for more. Occasionally we'd even hit the same house more than once if the payout was good.



    Our moms would dump the candy onto the table for inspection, then my friend and I were free to barter and divy up the loot. My favorite were the fruity tootsi rolls. My friend hated those so I'd trade some of my chocolate tootsies and malted milk balls for his fruity tootsies. It would sometimes take us up to a week to devour all the loot as our moms made us to ration it so we didn't stuff ourselves and get sick. Good times...



    Why are you discussing positive things on the Joel thread of all threads. Remember that everything posted here gets absorbed by Joel and he uses this as fuel for driving up the prices of games ranging from Stadium Events to Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu

    I meant Halloween was nothing like is used to be. It's just lame now with trick-or-treating practically extinct. I blame Joel for giving out pot-laced candies in Co.
  • A great many of my posts are found in your hallowed thread. Much like you, I come and go through NA like the wind. Unnoticed, unrespected and underwear.
  • It's not you Joel, it's me... I'm... I'm sorry. *click*
  • Originally posted by: srh201



    hello?



    Look at what you started

    This is why we don't have nice things





     
  • Originally posted by: K3VBOT

     
    Originally posted by: srh201



    hello?



    Look at what you started

    This is why we don't have nice things





     

    Arguably the best or worst thing ever depending on your point of view



     
  • Lucky #7777 for you Joel. Jackpot.
  • How's your mom doing Joel?
  • Post 4800 for you Joel, you post leech. 5000 is nearing and I don't really want to give it to you, but since I'm a complete moron, I know I will
  • Finally after ssooo long I am back amongst the normal peeps with internet, no more phone for awhile. FUCK YOU JOEL!!!
  • Thank you Joel for just destroying my town hall and not my loot. Trophy hoarder.





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  • Fuck you Joel, I seen you trying to sneak off. BACK TO THE TOP WITH YOU!
  • The other Joel's thread is pushing you to the bottom! I knew this was part of our plan Joel! Mods, re-pin this thread will ya?
  • I still have absolutely no idea what it is about this thread that is so legendary. I almost wish someone would PM me and let me in on the joke lol
  • Originally posted by: Quazonk



    I still have absolutely no idea what it is about this thread that is so legendary. I almost wish someone would PM me and let me in on the joke lol





    Sit back and read from the start and you shall only then understand the wonder that is Joel.
  • Originally posted by: Quazonk



    I still have absolutely no idea what it is about this thread that is so legendary. I almost wish someone would PM me and let me in on the joke lol





    Rule #01 about the Joel Thread: You do NOT talk about the Joel thread

    Rule #02 about the Joel Thread: There is no Rule #02
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