I think the massive amount of work everyone has before Christmas is Joel's way of giving presents. This isn't the true definition of a present, Joel you sick fuck
And if the 2000th post was unintentional, Joel just fed on what he considers candy. Milestone posts are what fuels Joel's evil, especially the unintentional ones.
Have post #4894. I won't give you #4900, but I'm sure you will use your mind manipulation tricks to make me give you post #5000 even though you don't deserve it
Aww... poor Joel, everyone picking on ya? Well little buddy cheer the fuck up as its NYE and here is to another year of random Joel postings. ...ya stoopid bastard...
Fool this is not a game, it's a way of life. Joel welcomes you with open arms and stealthy hands. Come my brother and let us start at the beginning and once you return here you shall be enlightened, now go forth and see that Joel is love, Joel is life and also how to hold on tightly to all that is precious to you.
Fool this is not a game, it's a way of life. Joel welcomes you with open arms and stealthy hands. Come my brother and let us start at the beginning and once you return here you shall be enlightened, now go forth and see that Joel is love, Joel is life and also how to hold on tightly to all that is precious to you.
Don't listen to him! Joel is one of the evilest entities to live on this planet. The cult of Joel is a hoax and will end with the sacrifice of a member's milestone posts to fuel Joel's evil! And yet I still do this... I'm addicted... I need help... CURSE YOU JOEL! CURSE YOU JOEL! CURSE YOU JO (Vectrex280996 is experiencing mental breakdown technical difficulties and will return shortly)
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mod pin peas.
>.>
Popping my Joel cherry.
Thank you Joel for just destroying my town hall and not my loot. Trophy hoarder.
MMmmmmm TH8's make me hungry
I seee you muahahahaha
You're getting coal for trying to sneak your way out of the first page, Joel!
I've got better plans, but I won't share it until after christmas. Hate to ruin the suprise.
Edit: glad you could have my 2000th post Joel!
And if the 2000th post was unintentional, Joel just fed on what he considers candy. Milestone posts are what fuels Joel's evil, especially the unintentional ones.
2^12 buddy.
Post 4096 is dedicated to you, Joel!
2^12 buddy.
You just gave him the exact file size of a 4KB NES CHR graphic file! Now he's going to start making Deadly Towers 2 with that
Maybe some noob will donate Joel his first post, and you know how Joel loves these and how they fuel his wretched plans to take over the site
I see the New York Jets are hanging on by a thread for a wildcard spot, you fuck that up Joel and you are done.
Joel fucked it up alright.
The real question is: Who will donate his first milestone to Joel this year? I'm getting pretty close to 5000
Maybe some noob will donate Joel his first post, and you know how Joel loves these and how they fuel his wretched plans to take over the site
Joel can have my 5595th post. Not good enough for 5600, though.
Can I play the Joel game too? Can I, can I?
Fool this is not a game, it's a way of life. Joel welcomes you with open arms and stealthy hands. Come my brother and let us start at the beginning and once you return here you shall be enlightened, now go forth and see that Joel is love, Joel is life and also how to hold on tightly to all that is precious to you.
EDIT: ...and praise be to the dick pic on page 2, a monument of hope for a sagging world.
Can I play the Joel game too? Can I, can I?
Fool this is not a game, it's a way of life. Joel welcomes you with open arms and stealthy hands. Come my brother and let us start at the beginning and once you return here you shall be enlightened, now go forth and see that Joel is love, Joel is life and also how to hold on tightly to all that is precious to you.
Don't listen to him! Joel is one of the evilest entities to live on this planet. The cult of Joel is a hoax and will end with the sacrifice of a member's milestone posts to fuel Joel's evil! And yet I still do this... I'm addicted... I need help... CURSE YOU JOEL! CURSE YOU JOEL! CURSE YOU JO (Vectrex280996 is experiencing mental breakdown technical difficulties and will return shortly)