As an NA newbie, stumbling upon this thread has made me feel like I have landed on an Alien planet... and yet, as I officially make my 9th post... I simply want to say... Joel.
The evil overlord told me only you knew the answers, and since saying your name three times in the mirror didn't work I thought this was the next best option. So tell me, which conspiracies are true? Also before you answer, you suck, Joel. Ok, continue.
Joel, you fucking asshole! Why did you snatch that Zelda Game and Watch from me? 10 fucking minutes too late for me, but enough for you to do your dirty tricks.
I don't think you'll get my 6000th post for this, you prick!
I saw you this weekend, Joel. You bastard, you! Why did you have to look me straight in the eye as you grabbed the last copy if Splatoon at Walmart on Thanksgiving night? Just grab it and walk away like a normal person you dick. Don't rub it in
God damn it Joel, you just had to send my SS gift through New Hampshire didn't you? Just to make me think I f'ed up and that someone else's Christmas would be ruined. Screw you Joel! You do have limits though, Santy Claus wouldn't let you ruin Christmas you conniving piece of garbage.
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EDIT: So you struck again huh? Stealing a copy of Sunset Riders from me. Way to go asshole
I googled your name and this was the first picture that came up... it this really you? If it is you are very handsome
1: thanks for making that lady at that garage sale look up the value of intelligent qube, you a-hole
2: where is my copy of super mario 64 ds, WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT JOEL?!?
3: thanks for making goodwill practically worthless to look for games
4: I hate you joel
edit: heres my 330th post, i hape it made you happy, you scum of a man.
I don't think you'll get my 6000th post for this, you prick!
Here's the link, you unique specimen of mankind. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/joelglazer/candy-grip-color-changing-skate-and-longboard-grip
The time to feast is near at hand, Joel, it draws ever closer with each deafening crack of the seconds to minutes to hours on and on it tolls.
Edit: hey that rhymes! you work in mysterious ways, dont you
Joel, why did you delete all of my save files on my zelda cart? I was almost done with it joel. Go die in a hole.
Edit: hey that rhymes! you work in mysterious ways, dont you
Joel never holds RESET when turning the power off. He's that kind of guy...
Originally posted by: Vectrex280996
Originally posted by: NESking80
Joel, why did you delete all of my save files on my zelda cart? I was almost done with it joel. Go die in a hole.
Edit: hey that rhymes! you work in mysterious ways, dont you
Joel never holds RESET when turning the power off. He's that kind of guy...
Joel also yanks his flash drives out of his computer without disconnecting them first. What a badass.
Joel, why did you delete all of my save files on my zelda cart? I was almost done with it joel. Go die in a hole.
Edit: hey that rhymes! you work in mysterious ways, dont you
Joel never holds RESET when turning the power off. He's that kind of guy...
Joel also yanks his flash drives out of his computer without disconnecting them first. What a badass.
I cannot confirm, but the ladies claim that he does not pull out until the transfer is complete.
Still, you're a dick and I still hate you! Speaking of dicks: Go suck one!!!