Im new my name is joel please welcome me!

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  • Joel is of many faiths, and prefers not to attach labels to people/beliefs so as to appear accepting of all (when in fact he is just a gutless coward and refuses to stand his ground on any issue whatsoever). And with that...



    (To the tune of "O Holy Night)

    Long laid NA, in state as one recli - ning

    Till Joel appeared, and the welcome was fierce

    Soon did he leave, too scarce was his posting

    And so they laid a foundation of tears



    Too soon had he, with faith and love declined them

    From then, and on, his face did not appear



    Fall on your knees!

    And fear Joel's faint discharges

    Oh ni-ight divine

    Oh night, when Joel cut cheese

    Oh night, Oh ni - i -ight, Oh night

    Oh night divine
  • Hey Joel... I know, it's been a while.



    I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.



    I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.



    I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.



    I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.



    So once again I say, farewell... for now.
  • Heh heh... Deep topic...
  • I told you to screw off in another thread Joel......burn
  • What would you like for Christmas joel?
  • Joel do you smell what the Rock is cookin?
  • Post 10501! (read it backwards, Joel)
  • Just hit 250 NES joel! Wish you were hereeeeeeeeeeee
  • Fuck, Joel, why do you tempt me with your good looks?
  • Post number 200 goes to you Joel. You dirty whore !
  • Damn. Now I see what all the fuss was about. I've never read so many non-sequiturs in my life.
  • We here at the Joel thread are actively investigating the possibility of creating a black hole through the use of meaningless and vapid non-sequiturs. Stay tuned for updates!
  • Joel, my sister's dog ran away the other day. I know you stole him. Bring him back or else!
  • Joel. I notice your original post was edited by a Nintendo Age moderator... I must know, what were the original words spoken by the Joel?
  • This one's for you Joel!



    See you in hell!



    666
  • Take my 300th and stick it where the sun don't shine, Joel.

  • Originally posted by: Mindl3ss



    Hey Joel... I know, it's been a while.



    I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.



    I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.



    I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.



    I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.



    So once again I say, farewell... for now.



    Cheating is devastating on many relationships. All I can say is if you really, really love each other, you can persevere. As they say, if you love someone, set them free. If it is meant to be, they will return to you. 



    ETA: Yay! I own post 2900!


  • i dont think theres suppose to be this much blood in my stool, joel. im afraid.
  • Hey again Joel... just thought you should know... you may want to get tested.
  • Joel, i was going to dedicate my 700th post to you today, but then i got Stadium Events in the mail and said "fuck Joel. he'd just call it a World Class Track Meet variant"
  • To Joel Stadium Events carts are as plentiful as dust on the sandy path of life, and Gold NWC carts like leaves on the silven whispering leaves.



    So Joel, I was just laid out for three straight days with a perfect storm of vomitting, diarhea, fever and dizzyness. What the #$(&*% man! Do what Mindl3ss tells you and get your damn ass tested!
  • Where will you be Joel when the world ends next week? And what will you be doing?

  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



    Where will you be Joel when the world ends next week? And what will you be doing?







    He will be washing my car in a two piece.  
  • Joel do you have Stadium Events?

  • Originally posted by: Vectrex280996



    Joel do you have Stadium Events?

    He thinks he does, but its actually World Class Track Meet. Stupid joel.


  • Joel drinks the tears of children, what a sick son of a bitch!
  • Recently fought a cold sore on the upper left side of my lip. I suspect you Joel.
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