Joel is of many faiths, and prefers not to attach labels to people/beliefs so as to appear accepting of all (when in fact he is just a gutless coward and refuses to stand his ground on any issue whatsoever). And with that...
(To the tune of "O Holy Night)
Long laid NA, in state as one recli - ning
Till Joel appeared, and the welcome was fierce
Soon did he leave, too scarce was his posting
And so they laid a foundation of tears
Too soon had he, with faith and love declined them
I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.
I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.
I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.
I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.
We here at the Joel thread are actively investigating the possibility of creating a black hole through the use of meaningless and vapid non-sequiturs. Stay tuned for updates!
I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.
I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.
I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.
I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.
So once again I say, farewell... for now.
Cheating is devastating on many relationships. All I can say is if you really, really love each other, you can persevere. As they say, if you love someone, set them free. If it is meant to be, they will return to you.
Joel, i was going to dedicate my 700th post to you today, but then i got Stadium Events in the mail and said "fuck Joel. he'd just call it a World Class Track Meet variant"
To Joel Stadium Events carts are as plentiful as dust on the sandy path of life, and Gold NWC carts like leaves on the silven whispering leaves.
So Joel, I was just laid out for three straight days with a perfect storm of vomitting, diarhea, fever and dizzyness. What the #$(&*% man! Do what Mindl3ss tells you and get your damn ass tested!
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(To the tune of "O Holy Night)
Long laid NA, in state as one recli - ning
Till Joel appeared, and the welcome was fierce
Soon did he leave, too scarce was his posting
And so they laid a foundation of tears
Too soon had he, with faith and love declined them
From then, and on, his face did not appear
Fall on your knees!
And fear Joel's faint discharges
Oh ni-ight divine
Oh night, when Joel cut cheese
Oh night, Oh ni - i -ight, Oh night
Oh night divine
I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.
I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.
I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.
I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.
So once again I say, farewell... for now.
See you in hell!
666
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Hey Joel... I know, it's been a while.
I have to be honest. I cheated. I posted in other threads. A lot of them.
I can't lie anymore. You aren't the only thread for me; there are other threads out there.
I know it's hard, but you will get over it. We all move on. I will be back on occasion to relive the former fantasy we shared. We both know it won't satisfy us. It will be a short fling, but not the deep topic that we both long for.
I can't say it's not you, because I think we both know that it is. You allowed all these other posters in here after you made a commitment. I don't blame you. I just wish you hadn't lied.
So once again I say, farewell... for now.
Cheating is devastating on many relationships. All I can say is if you really, really love each other, you can persevere. As they say, if you love someone, set them free. If it is meant to be, they will return to you.
ETA: Yay! I own post 2900!
So Joel, I was just laid out for three straight days with a perfect storm of vomitting, diarhea, fever and dizzyness. What the #$(&*% man! Do what Mindl3ss tells you and get your damn ass tested!
Originally posted by: m308gunner
Where will you be Joel when the world ends next week? And what will you be doing?
He will be washing my car in a two piece.
Originally posted by: Vectrex280996
Joel do you have Stadium Events?
He thinks he does, but its actually World Class Track Meet. Stupid joel.