- We once had a bachelor party for Joel. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Joel, the world didn't end last night and I suspect your mysterious power was responsible for holding the planet together. Thank you for existing, you are the glue of humanity.
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
Joel can erase Fester's Quest from my cold dead hands!
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
If those willing acolytes sacrifice themselves to Joel, does a random collector get a free NWC gold or some other rare cart from joel?
- We once had a bachelor party for Joel. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
This is just amazing! That explains so much about John Madden
Joel, I'm surprised no one else has spoken to you in three days. I really hope you don't take offense from it.
Did you stand them up again? I really thought you had more integrity than that. Well, I guess it's time to break the news to you... I'm late. For what I don't know, but I figured you should know.
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
If those willing acolytes sacrifice themselves to Joel, does a random collector get a free NWC gold or some other rare cart from joel?
Yes. If a willing acolyte sacrifices themselves to Joel, a random collector gets a free Gold NWC. However, that random collector will be an uninformed goon who will use it as a coaster for his slurpie for a few months and then trade it in at his local game store for a used copy of Guitar Hero. That store owner will then make a killing off it on eBay and it will end up in some douche's collection, never to see the light of day again. Joel's sick like that.
Joel: The winter is cold and bleak, sucking the soul from mortal men like me...and yet when I gaze into your eyes I feel powerful, inspired... like a demigod who is limitless in what I can achieve in this world. You are the beacon of light in these dark times. You humble me with your ebulient, mysterious energies. Therefore, please accept my post number 800. Like the little drummer boy, it's all I have to give.
But wait: Hold the phone! The little drummer boy had no gift to bring? ORLY?? What about his fu%*ing drum? Duh. The savoir is born and you won't even give him your stupid drum, but OH, you play it in his face to rub it in. Haha, I got a drum and Jesus doesn't. That's sick, a sick little song of greed and pettiness.
Hey Joel. I'm new here. I know we've never met and that you don't know me. I don't know you either, but I felt an obligation to write to you. Talk to you later.
Joel you pessimistic son of a bitch, you said I could never do it but I'm up to my 1000th post! It's that kind of negative thinking that led me to set your car on fire Joel. Just some food for thought.
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In an effort to get a song stuck in your head all day I submit the following snipet for your displeasure. ahem...
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joel's head?
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
I love you!!! (tee hee *giggle*)
I need you to annul the marriage ASAP.
You can spa - ank him
There'll be snow (crack) and mistletoe (pot)
And presents under the tree (flaming poo)
Christmass eve you'll find him
Underneath my pee
Joel's a hoe for Christmas
And he is re - ally cheap....
Originally posted by: webb8514
Joel, I went to Las Vegas for a bachelor's party, got too drunk, and married a hooker.
I need you to annul the marriage ASAP.
Any marriage not performed by Joel is considered null and void anyhow, at least in the eyes of our lord.. Who is of course, Joel!
Originally posted by: m308gunner
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
Joel can erase Fester's Quest from my cold dead hands!
Originally posted by: m308gunner
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
If those willing acolytes sacrifice themselves to Joel, does a random collector get a free NWC gold or some other rare cart from joel?
Originally posted by: ihavethatpma
- We once had a bachelor party for Joel. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
This is just amazing! That explains so much about John Madden
You're a bastard joel
Did you stand them up again? I really thought you had more integrity than that. Well, I guess it's time to break the news to you... I'm late. For what I don't know, but I figured you should know.
Originally posted by: Vectrex280996
Originally posted by: m308gunner
Only willing acolytes may sacrifice themselves to Joel. Any sacrifice of an unwilling person to Joel will result in every cart based game on the planet being erased except ET, Swamp Thing and Dr. Jekyll.
If those willing acolytes sacrifice themselves to Joel, does a random collector get a free NWC gold or some other rare cart from joel?
Yes. If a willing acolyte sacrifices themselves to Joel, a random collector gets a free Gold NWC. However, that random collector will be an uninformed goon who will use it as a coaster for his slurpie for a few months and then trade it in at his local game store for a used copy of Guitar Hero. That store owner will then make a killing off it on eBay and it will end up in some douche's collection, never to see the light of day again. Joel's sick like that.
But wait: Hold the phone! The little drummer boy had no gift to bring? ORLY?? What about his fu%*ing drum? Duh. The savoir is born and you won't even give him your stupid drum, but OH, you play it in his face to rub it in. Haha, I got a drum and Jesus doesn't. That's sick, a sick little song of greed and pettiness.