- We once had a bachelor party for Joel. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Joel, quit driving off members. It's getting old. Settle your "evil" reseller ways and collect for the FUN of it, not the funD of it...
See what I did there?
*snerk*
But seriously Joel collects and re-sells anger, frustration and hurt feelings. The way I see it we are saving some other poor group of souls from Joel's unspeakable (yet very well documented) evil by keeping him here. As long as we keep him well fed, he won't go trundling off on someone else.
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Oh Well good luck with your sale
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Originally posted by: ihavethatpma
- We once had a bachelor party for Joel. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Joel has a toenail on the end of his penis.
- He breast feeds John Madden.
- Did I ever tell you about the time Joel forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Joel tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Best damn salesman on the website.
See what I did there?
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Joel, quit driving off members. It's getting old. Settle your "evil" reseller ways and collect for the FUN of it, not the funD of it...
See what I did there?
*snerk*
But seriously Joel collects and re-sells anger, frustration and hurt feelings. The way I see it we are saving some other poor group of souls from Joel's unspeakable (yet very well documented) evil by keeping him here. As long as we keep him well fed, he won't go trundling off on someone else.
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Did you know Joel is every single member of the HoS?
*stunned gasp* Of course!... It makes so much sence now!
Heaven help us all...
By the way, you need to pay your rent.
Did you... touch them?
Point for us on this doll where you did it.
Joel took my mother out to a nice seafood dinner, then never called her again.
Joel was run off by Seth, but retaliated and ran Seth off, that's why he doesn't post anymore.
Joel is a man, but is represented with a female's picture. Joel is a shim with a penis sized clit.
Originally posted by: del01
The J.O.E.L. System
^^ = W.I.N.
Originally posted by: del01
The J.O.E.L. System
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Seriously. This made my day.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jglawnman/videos?view=0
LOL!!
http://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/Joel_Glazer_6083500/
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Joel-Glazer/Georgia