I only got to 582k, I got seriously fucked with the ninja's in level 5, where the bikers start throwing grenades, and again at the boss because both fat guys triggered at once, tossing me over into the boxers corner. I made it out with a sliver of live on my last life. UGH.
Dra600n you are crazy. I don't know how you can get that far starting with 3 lives. I played earlier and to my fail area with 7 lives. I knew something was wrong. I was playing on hard, not hardest. Fml.
Also, while I was fooling around with other characters, I noticed that everyone gets really, REALLY nasty with Skate.
I mean, it's actually kind of funny. Even the lowly enemies will brutally heap upon and stomp the snot out of him, whereas with bigger characters you sort of just get a small trading of love-jabs when you're surrounded.
Anyone else notice this? He's got good moves, love the B+C backflip and the flip toss, but all the enemies treat him like he dug up their family burial plot bones and shat upon them all.
The whole damn game is a mean s.o.b. on the hardest!
Originally posted by: galacticlint
He's like Mario and Zangief's illigitamate test tube child raised by Balrog and on Ritalin.
Zangeif would definitely be the top and Mario the bottom. Both men are so hairy so in the Blue Oyster bar they would definitely be a couple of bears dressed in leather! Street Fighter the sequel: When Moustaches Collide! Ewww.
LMAO, you're like me and have too much spare time, which I am glad for!
Anyway, this is my last attempt. I smashed my personal high score, but it's as good as I'll ever get. Not even The Tank plugged into my PC via the Genesis to USB lead could help me through the heartache and pain that is "hardest", 462680:
Dra600n you are crazy. I don't know how you can get that far starting with 3 lives. I played earlier and to my fail area with 7 lives. I knew something was wrong. I was playing on hard, not hardest. Fml.
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out. With the wrestler, upper cut when he charges or jumps, same with R. Boxer fella, and same with Zamza. With the fat baseball guys, jump knee then combo+upper cut. For the Stingers (the guys who slide/sweep), jump knee them, and do the non-combo deal on them. The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out.
Oh no wonder you got so far...
Streets of Cheese!!
Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. I go slow to control the spawning, but that repeat jab business is just silly.
I feel good about my score now, since it was to be had in mad flurries of fists and fury instead of that Shake Shake Shake Senora stuff with "Benny Hill Yakety Sax" playing in the background.
Originally posted by: dra600n
The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out.
Oh no wonder you got so far...
Streets of Cheese!!
Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. I go slow to control the spawning, but that repeat jab business is just silly.
I feel good about my score now, since it was to be had in mad flurries of fists and fury instead of that Shake Shake Shake Senora stuff with "Benny Hill Yakety Sax" playing in the background.
Originally posted by: dra600n
The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
Psssssshhhhhhht!!!
"Come on now!"
Honestly, if I didn't do the jab trick, I'd still get just as far, especially if you're going slow to control the spawning. You get more points for combo's (though, I think it may balance out since combo's deal more damage), but some of those area's when you get 3+ ninja's and 4 spawned bikers/boxers, it's really insane.
Well it looks like my hands are ruined.. LOL. Time to wear brown orthopedic lunch-lady shoes as mittens and call it a day.
I just died twice in a row on the sailor guy.
First time he kickd my ass as per usual, second time he cuntpunched me over onto the fat guy and then all hell broke loose.
Now even my right middle finger is sore from holding the controller so tight. My left thumb is TRASHED!
I conceed to you dra600n.
Well. The fuck. Done.
lmfao, dude, I'm actually laughing at this one
Pro-tip: don't grip the controller so tight. Treat it like you would a woman you're trying to bag for the first time: sweet and lovingly, caress the genesis controllers curves for what they are, and press the right buttons.
If you don't know how to treat a lady (typical gamer stereotype), go watch Gang Bang Anal Sluts 4. Then play SoR2.
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
Comments
going on in chat
Originally posted by: Cholkavich
going on in chat
Ha ha, good times.
Originally posted by: SpaceFlea
LOL... This is the first time I've ever played this game.
Ha ha, your TV is a DAEWOO! I didn't even know they made TV's.
Originally posted by: flatuswalrus
Originally posted by: SpaceFlea
LOL... This is the first time I've ever played this game.
Ha ha, your TV is a DAEWOO! I didn't even know they made TV's.
Yup, and one of the finest at that. It was the best $300 TV you could buy in '04.
Originally posted by: dra600n
Awe come on fella's, don't give up
I'm just being that way.
If my thumbnail doesn't fall off my left thumb tomorrow, I'll be back at it again.
Can't make any promises though; that Dancing Wetsuit Mike Tyson Mario was totally SLAMMA JAMMA.
He's got way too much life to go full defensive, but he'll knock your lights out if you go full offensive.
It takes absolutely perfect "Dress the paaaart!" execution, very fancy footwork, and split-second nerves of steel.
He's a mean SOB on "Hardest."
He's like Mario and Zangief's illigitamate test tube child raised by Balrog and on Ritalin.
I mean, it's actually kind of funny. Even the lowly enemies will brutally heap upon and stomp the snot out of him, whereas with bigger characters you sort of just get a small trading of love-jabs when you're surrounded.
Anyone else notice this? He's got good moves, love the B+C backflip and the flip toss, but all the enemies treat him like he dug up their family burial plot bones and shat upon them all.
Originally posted by: galacticlint
He's a mean SOB on "Hardest."
The whole damn game is a mean s.o.b. on the hardest!
Originally posted by: galacticlint
He's like Mario and Zangief's illigitamate test tube child raised by Balrog and on Ritalin.
Zangeif would definitely be the top and Mario the bottom. Both men are so hairy so in the Blue Oyster bar they would definitely be a couple of bears dressed in leather! Street Fighter the sequel: When Moustaches Collide! Ewww.
"R. Bear"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Originally posted by: galacticlint
His name you ask? "R. Bear".
Wow, those twinks really have that bear in a tight manwich, nice!
Originally posted by: galacticlint
Holy crap... It... it...
LMAO, you're like me and have too much spare time, which I am glad for!
Anyway, this is my last attempt. I smashed my personal high score, but it's as good as I'll ever get. Not even The Tank plugged into my PC via the Genesis to USB lead could help me through the heartache and pain that is "hardest", 462680:
Originally posted by: nieds16
Dra600n you are crazy. I don't know how you can get that far starting with 3 lives. I played earlier and to my fail area with 7 lives. I knew something was wrong. I was playing on hard, not hardest. Fml.
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out. With the wrestler, upper cut when he charges or jumps, same with R. Boxer fella, and same with Zamza. With the fat baseball guys, jump knee then combo+upper cut. For the Stingers (the guys who slide/sweep), jump knee them, and do the non-combo deal on them. The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
Originally posted by: wrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwS04zTazBM
Ha ha, nice. It's funny most games have little glitches here and there which when found can be utilized to greatly increase the chance of survival.
Originally posted by: wrk
This one is effing crazy too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qowz92WBCNQ&feature=related
That's kind of like me with Axel. When he storms me, I upper cut him and hit him like, 4 times and drain a good chunk of his HP.
2nd - galacticlint 492,880 Round 5 Axel
3rd - Cholkavich 467,880 Round 5 Axel
4th - flatuswalrus 462680 Round 5 Axel
5th - dcdan 395,100 Round 4 Blaze
6th - nieds16 384,250 Round 4 Blaze
7th - Spaceflea 247,460 Round 3 Axel
8th - BouncekDeLemos 123,430 Round 2 Blaze
Originally posted by: dra600n
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out.
Oh no wonder you got so far...
Streets of Cheese!!
Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. I go slow to control the spawning, but that repeat jab business is just silly.
I feel good about my score now, since it was to be had in mad flurries of fists and fury instead of that Shake Shake Shake Senora stuff with "Benny Hill Yakety Sax" playing in the background.
Originally posted by: dra600n
The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
Psssssshhhhhhht!!!
"Come on now!"
Originally posted by: galacticlint
Originally posted by: dra600n
The trick is, is to go slow, spawn 1 or 2 at a shot, start punching and don't combo - keep them stunned until a combo or upper cut (Axel) will take them out.
Oh no wonder you got so far...
Streets of Cheese!!
Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. I go slow to control the spawning, but that repeat jab business is just silly.
I feel good about my score now, since it was to be had in mad flurries of fists and fury instead of that Shake Shake Shake Senora stuff with "Benny Hill Yakety Sax" playing in the background.
Originally posted by: dra600n
The ninja's basically require that glitch of constant punch/stun, otherwise they're a bitch. Same with the knife thrower and whip chicks.
Psssssshhhhhhht!!!
"Come on now!"
Honestly, if I didn't do the jab trick, I'd still get just as far, especially if you're going slow to control the spawning. You get more points for combo's (though, I think it may balance out since combo's deal more damage), but some of those area's when you get 3+ ninja's and 4 spawned bikers/boxers, it's really insane.
I just died twice in a row on the sailor guy.
First time he kickd my ass as per usual, second time he cuntpunched me over onto the fat guy and then all hell broke loose.
Now even my right middle finger is sore from holding the controller so tight. My left thumb is TRASHED!
I conceed to you dra600n.
Well. The fuck. Done.
Originally posted by: galacticlint
Well it looks like my hands are ruined.. LOL. Time to wear brown orthopedic lunch-lady shoes as mittens and call it a day.
I just died twice in a row on the sailor guy.
First time he kickd my ass as per usual, second time he cuntpunched me over onto the fat guy and then all hell broke loose.
Now even my right middle finger is sore from holding the controller so tight. My left thumb is TRASHED!
I conceed to you dra600n.
Well. The fuck. Done.
lmfao, dude, I'm actually laughing at this one
Pro-tip: don't grip the controller so tight. Treat it like you would a woman you're trying to bag for the first time: sweet and lovingly, caress the genesis controllers curves for what they are, and press the right buttons.
If you don't know how to treat a lady (typical gamer stereotype), go watch Gang Bang Anal Sluts 4. Then play SoR2.
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
Originally posted by: galacticlint
Haha!
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
im making that my signature, its too amazing
Originally posted by: Cholkavich
Originally posted by: galacticlint
Haha!
I can't help myself, when I play it's just like adrenal gland total diarrhea-dump, a constant stream of
"Go back into your clamdip fuckheaded armpit-raggedy-ass OH NO YOU DI'NT!- SUCK IT EAT IT GO TO HELL SAY HI TO GRANDMA ARRRRGGgghhh!!!"
*pitter patter of buttons*
When in this state of mind, the controller becomes held like the last rung of a ladder that mid-90's Bruce Willis is hanging onto for dear life above a paper mache replica of the New York City skyline covered in cement, broken glass, and Lego pieces.
im making that my signature, its too amazing
Lies. It's not your sig. I'm sad now.
newest score for me
Originally posted by: Cholkavich
newest score for me
newest score for me:
You bitches need to play on the real hardware.