I recently actually sat down for a few hours and read this entire thread. And I totally agree with this ^
It definitely should be a rite of passage. I know I read the thread when I first joined.
But, in all seriousness, I am so mad at Joel. I went trick-or-treating back in October, and he put a small sack of pennies in my bag instead of candy. And then he told me that he was joining a village of monks; I haven't seen him since.
i blew out my knee at some point during my Mardi Gras celebrations this weekend. i think it was when someone asked me if i knew how to "do the Joel" at a costume ball saturday night.
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time. The only question is, who's it gonna be? It's as good a thing to bet on as any, I guess. I had my money on Joel. I remember my first night. Seems like a long time ago.
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time. The only question is, who's it gonna be? It's as good a thing to bet on as any, I guess. I had my money on Joel. I remember my first night. Seems like a long time ago.
You, good sir, win all the Internets. I needed to go look up the soundbite after reading this.
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If you drink almost all the coffee, make another pot Joel. Seriously, what the fuck man?
Yeah Joel you ass! Everyone knows if you kill the joe you make some moe!
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
LMAO this made my afternoon. Funny - this is exactly what I pictured Joel to look like! Amazing.
Originally posted by: Megamanfan
Joel I borrowed you my car you could of at least returned it. Now i'm stuck hitching a ride with this scary dude.
At least that guy offers a taco... Joel offered a handy, but never followed through.
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Originally posted by: Megamanfan
Joel I borrowed you my car you could of at least returned it. Now i'm stuck hitching a ride with this scary dude.
At least that guy offers a taco... Joel offered a handy, but never followed through.
I'm sorry Joal did't follow through Maybe this guy can help
You sick, twisted, Son of a B****
Originally posted by: m308gunner
I'm going to get you a "snuggy" made out of poison sumac for valentines day Joel! Hope it arrives in time!
This will go perfectly with the stinging nettle banana hammock I got him!
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
At least that guy offers a taco... Joel offered a handy, but never followed through.
Joel didn't follow through for you? Damn, that's cold. He used to bed me very well.
Originally posted by: khog143
I recently actually sat down for a few hours and read this entire thread. And I totally agree with this ^
It definitely should be a rite of passage. I know I read the thread when I first joined.
But, in all seriousness, I am so mad at Joel. I went trick-or-treating back in October, and he put a small sack of pennies in my bag instead of candy. And then he told me that he was joining a village of monks; I haven't seen him since.
Originally posted by: Redivivus
Originally posted by: m308gunner
I'm going to get you a "snuggy" made out of poison sumac for valentines day Joel! Hope it arrives in time!
This will go perfectly with the stinging nettle banana hammock I got him!
I sent him a poisoned Swiss chocolate box.
Originally posted by: Vectrex280996
Originally posted by: Redivivus
Originally posted by: m308gunner
I'm going to get you a "snuggy" made out of poison sumac for valentines day Joel! Hope it arrives in time!
This will go perfectly with the stinging nettle banana hammock I got him!
I sent him a poisoned Swiss chocolate box.
How dare you two home-wreckers contend with me for Joel's love!
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Originally posted by: Megamanfan
Joel I borrowed you my car you could of at least returned it. Now i'm stuck hitching a ride with this scary dude.
At least that guy offers a taco... Joel offered a handy, but never followed through.
You could always use the taco instead.
Originally posted by: Hylian Hustler
If you drink almost all the coffee, make another pot Joel. Seriously, what the fuck man?
That's what I'm saying. "You kill the jo', you make some mo'."
Originally posted by: LukeAF24
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time. The only question is, who's it gonna be? It's as good a thing to bet on as any, I guess. I had my money on Joel. I remember my first night. Seems like a long time ago.
You, good sir, win all the Internets. I needed to go look up the soundbite after reading this.