Im new my name is joel please welcome me!

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  • Paper or plastic Joel?
  • Joel is climbin' in yo' thrift stores, snatchin' yo' deals up.

  • Originally posted by: srh201



    hey joel, you are NOT welcomed here. go back where you came from! haha just kidding. how big of a collection do you have, and what do you have available for trade? Check out the forums and post some collection pics or just browse around. welcome to the best nintendo site around!



    I am turning this thread full circle. F you in the A Joel!

    I cant help but note the irony in this, the first reply of this thread.
  • ^^^ Wow. Are you actively trying to create a rip in the fabric of space and time, or are you planning on creating a paradox whereby NA will be born anew?
  • Made a vid for you Joel. Burn in hell...






  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



    ^^^ Wow. Are you actively trying to create a rip in the fabric of space and time, or are you planning on creating a paradox whereby NA will be born anew?





    Yes, and yes. Oh, and Happy Birthday!!

  • Originally posted by: LukeAF24



    The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Most new fish come close to madness the first night. Somebody always breaks down crying. Happens every time. The only question is, who's it gonna be? It's as good a thing to bet on as any, I guess. I had my money on Joel. I remember my first night. Seems like a long time ago.







    Here I sit giggling like a schoolgirl after reading this one...but I should really be channeling my happiness into hatred for Joel!
  • Last night, Darth Joel came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.
  • Joel ain't got time fo dat.


  • Originally posted by: Redivivus




    Originally posted by: m308gunner



    ^^^ Wow. Are you actively trying to create a rip in the fabric of space and time, or are you planning on creating a paradox whereby NA will be born anew?





    Yes, and yes. Oh, and Happy Birthday!!

    Thanks to your reality bending shenanigans time skipped past my birthday so I missed everything... Or it was the booze...




  • Hit my 2 year anniversary today and to celebrate I'm chucking rocks at Joel.

  • Originally posted by: LukeAF24



    Last night, Darth Joel came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.



    This made me LOL


  • Damn it Joel,you got my dog pregnant.........again!
  • Joel, you got my 666th post, now you can have my 999th post - you evil bastard.
  • F you joel!

    You're the reason that there is so much problems with my score in the contest!

  • Originally posted by: Vectrex280996



    F you joel!

    You're the reason that there is so much problems with my score in the contest!



    well played! 


  • Hey Joel you dick, make sure you have your taxes done by April 15

  • Originally posted by: Shane



    Hey Joel you dick, make sure you have your taxes done by April 15



    i claimed joel as a dependent on mine, and the IRS said i OWED them an extra 2 grand because of it! 



  • Originally posted by: Ray Bot




    Originally posted by: Shane



    Hey Joel you dick, make sure you have your taxes done by April 15



    i claimed joel as a dependent on mine, and the IRS said i OWED them an extra 2 grand because of it! 

     





    Yeah Joel doesn't believe in taxes. He only believes in himself


  • Post 3000 Joel.. Does that please you?!
  • Joel... it's too cold at work right now. Why did you do that?
  • I wanna know has Joel ever seen the rain

    Commin down on a sunny day?

  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



    I wanna know has Joel ever seen the rain

    Commin down on a sunny day?





    As soon as I saw "I wanna" those exact words popped in my head.



    It's a Joel miracle!

  • Originally posted by: Mindl3ss



    Joel... it's too cold at work right now. Why did you do that?





    Dangit, Joel... now it is too hot. What the eff?
  • Welcome aboard

  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



    I wanna know has Joel ever seen the rain

    Commin down on a sunny day?





    Yes he has. Actually, he ruins sunny days by making rain fall
  • What's your name?

    Djoel. D-J-O-E-L. The D is silent.
  • Joel, you get my 1004th post. You were not good enough to get my 1000th, nor my 666th. Not being mean, but I just wanted you to know where you and I stand.

  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



    Joel, you get my 1004th post. You were not good enough to get my 1000th, nor my 666th. Not being mean, but I just wanted you to know where you and I stand.





    By stand, I will assume you mean you lie beside him, gently stroking his luscious mane.
  • Joel is apparently using amateur wrestling to grope men’s buttholes



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