A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complianing about the lack of Joel on the news team. What in the hell is Joel, you ask? Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Joel is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Joel was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
Joel was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
WHO DOES JOEL WORK FOR??? WHO... DOES JOEL WORK FOR!!!?
Joel was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
WHO DOES JOEL WORK FOR??? WHO... DOES JOEL WORK FOR!!!?
Why do you not have any icons by your avatar, Joel? Have you not clearly earned something to show for yourself? Surely you can earn something posthumously.
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Originally posted by: ihavethatpma
Joel is the person that outbids everyone on eBay auctions.
Joel took my mother out to a nice seafood dinner, then never called her again.
Joel was run off by Seth, but retaliated and ran Seth off, that's why he doesn't post anymore.
Joel is a man, but is represented with a female's picture. Joel is a shim with a penis sized clit.
run, seth did not.
hide in the shadows, he does.
waiting to strike at any moment with an inappropriate quote/picture, he is.
and he is also eagerly awaiting the release of LE battle kid #2!
Originally posted by: I Need Earthbound
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
One thing about the Joel Thread, is to not ask about the Joel Thread
If you really really want to know, read the first 100 pages.
Edit.. Or read some of this
http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=7&threadid=94699
Originally posted by: I Need Earthbound
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
Start at page one, and read each page until you arrive back here. If you still do not understand, read everything until you do understand.
Originally posted by: I Need Earthbound
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
Because it's freaking joel!
EDIT: Damn you joel! Now I have to edit my post to get rid of a stupid typo
Originally posted by: webb8514
Don't freak out, because it is not definite yet, but Joel is probably going to be the next pope.
And then it's just a hop, skip, and jump to President of these United States...
~~NGD
Originally posted by: NationalGameDepot
JOEL JOEL JOEL JOEL JOEL JOEL Who do we love? Joel!!!
~~NGD
YAY! Joel brought Jason back!! Hail Joel!
Originally posted by: m308gunner
Originally posted by: webb8514
Don't freak out, because it is not definite yet, but Joel is probably going to be the next pope.
And then it's just a hop, skip, and jump to President of these United States...
And then before you know it, Joel will conquer the world.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
Originally posted by: LukeAF24
Joel was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
WHO DOES JOEL WORK FOR??? WHO... DOES JOEL WORK FOR!!!?
Originally posted by: Mindl3ss
Originally posted by: LukeAF24
Joel was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve, he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, and Joel suggests you try it.
WHO DOES JOEL WORK FOR??? WHO... DOES JOEL WORK FOR!!!?
Joel tastes nutty...
I want Joel to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want Joel above me
I search myself
I want Joel to find me
I forget myself
I want Joel to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about Joel
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Joel is the one who makes me happy honey
Joel is the sun who makes me shine
When Joel is around I'm always laughing
I want to make Joel mine
I close my eyes
And see Joel before me
Think I would die
If Joel were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore Joel
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for Joel
I don't want anybody else
When I think about Joel
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love myself
I want Joel to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want Joel above me
I search myself
I want Joel to find me
I forget myself
I want Joel to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about Joel
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want Joel
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about Joel
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Originally posted by: skyfalldf
Hello friend! I have a gameboy games sealed, never opened, interest you?
THIS MAN IS THE HERO!!!
He donated his FIRST post to the Joel Thread... (probably on accident).... But none the less
Is this some kind of ritual to enter into a secret society?
Will people only buy/sell/trade with you until you make your mark on the monument of Joel?
Well...
consider my hazing done.
Welcome to NA Joel.
ally posted by: Br81zad
Joel is not to be mocked... He is to be insulted and honored at the same time.
Just like that jeebus guy!
you arent getting my 1000th post though