Win FREE S*#IT!!!!!! #6

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  • NICE MAN-



    As maelwys has discovered, once you get past "the wall on insanity" that is post-bridge level 3, there is some wiggle room for destruction that's not quite as intensely concentrated.
  • Level 4 is a lot like level 2 - you can get through with judicious use of the knife and occasionally spraying bullets like testosterone from your pores. Once you blow the last ammo crate though, all hell breaks loose. I actually pulled a John Rambo yell at 0 lives left:



  • hahaha STALONEZONE!
  • I really enjoyed watching this FULL play-through of the game which only took about twenty minutes:
  • I'm gonna laugh my ass off if high scores start pouring in after you go and bring youtube's loose anus into the fray.



    I can't watch such things with how my visual memory is and still play fair.



    You'd get a picture form me of the end screen with like a zillion points about an hour later.


  • Originally posted by: galacticlint



    You'd get a picture form me of the end screen with like a zillion points about an hour later.

    Yeah, I don't mind posting someone doing a play-through as someone can easily look it up anyway. Though I know with your upstanding pedigree you shall not look at such things. I won't even mention a way of accumulating points on the first level which I am sure you've found out about *wink wink*.

  • Originally posted by: flatuswalrus



    I really enjoyed watching this FULL play-through of the game which only took about twenty minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYFcSCkq_0





    Im impressed, that guy ran through the hardest setting like a beast

  • Originally posted by: Cholkavich




    Originally posted by: flatuswalrus



    I really enjoyed watching this FULL play-through of the game which only took about twenty minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxYFcSCkq_0

    Im impressed, that guy ran through the hardest setting like a beast

    Yeah I almost thought he has to be cheating but he seemed to have the whole game down in the ol' memory bank mixed with a lot of skill.
  • Boooosh


  • I didn't even think of checking YouTube for a playthrough video. Hmm, perhaps given the latest high score I will have to give it one more try.

  • Not sure what the score is but I had a good run here!






  • Well done Dan, I got lucky with my score as it was my first try of the day and I nearly got the 5th level where as before I hadnt even passed lvl 3. Lvl 4 I was just wondering around aimlessly trying to find the damn ammo crates
  • Just to squeeze everyone's cheese a bit



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    I have a video record of my full play through (of the above score) up until about the last minute missing from me in the fourth he level in the high 200's, since my camera decided to be an asshole and shut down automatically (nearly falling off the stool I had it set up on when the lens retracted) since it was out of memory for video. I had to USB the video to the computer before it would even let me take a pic of the score, I know I can beat this game without continuing, but I will leave that to myself for a personal challenge one late night on impulse.



    I am plenty proud of this score for this thread, for this time and place in space.

    It shall stay.



    If youtube can suck down the video before I fall over in a heap of been-awake-too-long froth, I'll post it.

  • Originally posted by: galacticlint



    Just to squeeze everyone's cheese a bit

    Proof that practice mkes perfect. I find I play game to game to quickly these days but doing these competitions make you try and try at a game over and over again getting better and better like when we were kids and only owned maybe 10 games and rented ones.

  • Originally posted by: flatuswalrus

    Proof that practice mkes perfect. I find I play game to game to quickly these days but doing these competitions make you try and try at a game over and over again getting better and better like when we were kids and only owned maybe 10 games and rented ones.



    How true.. back when we refused to let a game "beat us". These days it's just to easy to verbally abuse a game, flip it off and put it back on the shelf in disgust. As a kid I would feel taunted by a brutal game.. I just knew Megaman, Mike Tyson and Sonic were all laughing at me.. I showed them little bastards..



    The older I get, the shittier my game skills get because modern games have made me lazy. That and the fact that there's so much choice in our massive "hoarding" game collections.



    These competitions excellent for reconnecting us with what made us great back then.



    When our parents had to take us to Kmart every few months for another "Doc's Fix-A-Pad" kit. When turbo controllers weren't shit because our 13yr old thumbs were just as fast (well maybe not).










  • Wow, galacticlint! When is that clinic?



    I ended up losing half of my day because of a simple ride to the UPS store that ended up with me watching over some strange woman's strange children. Nice parenting, lady... go ahead and hand your kids off to a bearded man wearing an Anthrax shirt who you have never met.



    That's a long story.



    Anyway, I can't compete with that mammoth score by this point. I think I'm going to play The Jungle Book for a bit and then try to complete everything I wanted to get done today in the little time that is left.




  • Ruh Roh.



    Note*

    I sucked very bad playing this on joystick, back to normal three button, but it was a dirty one I haven't cleaned yet with someone else's hand cheese all over it. Mmmm..  dead other people's flesh mixed with perspiration petrified into solid matter.

  • Originally posted by: galacticlint



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Q8B9AKxZY

    Ha ha, "your friends are all fuckheads"!

  • Originally posted by: galacticlint



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Q8B9AKxZY



    Ruh Roh.



    Note*

    I sucked very bad playing this on joystick, back to normal three button, but it was a dirty one I haven't cleaned yet with someone else's hand cheese all over it. Mmmm..  dead other people's flesh mixed with perspiration petrified into solid matter.

    No wonder I sucked at it. I never knifed anybody on my runs. I was playing to safe damnit..




  • Maybe I should film my next run, it was interesting seeing how you play different from me. Also your game commentary was hilarious.



  • THE EARTH TREMBLES - A GIANT BATTLESHIP APPROACHES

    USER CHOLKAVICH






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    Awesome man!!!      KaBLOOOOOM!!!!  


     




    PS-

    I was espousing more of a catharsis than commentary, but I'm glad you got a kick out of it.

    When I play action games I am almost totally dependent on a heavy adrenal dump into my bloodstream. Side effect - all gentlemanly adjectives become a four letter word and I get pretty testy and be-scurvy'd.





    *does the Wayne's World "We're not worthy" deal at your feet*
  • Hahaha hell yea! Where do you find these pictures haha.



    Dont give up yet gentlemen, the contest doesn't end till 11:59pm NA time. Plus remember my score is invalid considering im hosting this thread,I just have fun playing the games. Everyone still has a chance to win Galaticlints handsome prizes!
  • Man I thought I was doing good but several of yall have smoked my ass now.
  • You were doing good, everyone was, but there has become a clear distinction between "good" and "shovel-headed kill-dozer"



  • I must admit, Cholks ride is pretty badass. I'm sure Zartan and the other Dreadnoks will be out for blood once they sober up and realize he GTA'd their wheels.
  • Here is my latest attempt at a High score.

  • 4 hours left to put your high score up
  • I've been clicking your video link throughout the day and it's still private.



    WAIT, YOU HAS AM FIX, ME DO WATCH LONG TIME YES ULTRA-HAPPY.

  • Ok I think I fixed it
  • Damn level 5 tanks!! That's where I died every time.
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