Are you a bad enough dude... (or dudette)?
To join the Cult Brotherhood of KHAN?
If you seek true enlightenment, join us and follow his path to GLORY!

All that is required is to change your avatar to the one below*:

Show your support, brothers and sisters!
*Ceremonial robes not included
If you seek true enlightenment, join us and follow his path to GLORY!

All that is required is to change your avatar to the one below*:

Show your support, brothers and sisters!
*Ceremonial robes not included
Comments
The great KHAN will lead us to greatness.
We like to have fun here.
Welcome, welcome!
Yes... have fun... all the dick pics copies of Fire n' Ice you can imagine will be yours!
How does this beat The Gospel of Joel?
Lol WTF?!
How does this beat The Gospel of Joel?
It beats the cult of Joel because it won't pop up years later trying to sell you skateboard accessories.
hey. I'll join
Excellent, brother... There will be plenty of corn and corn byproducts for you here.
Too cult-like FUN for my taste.. O,o
Yes yes... it is quite fun here. You should give it a try.
Lol WTF?!
How does this beat The Gospel of Joel?
The Gospel of Joel is false. Behold! For Joel is not even Joel anymore, but JGLawman!
Do not follow the false prophet. Only Chairman KHAN can lead you to personal victory! Enlist Join us!
Kane leads the one true Brotherhood
See that's the beauty. KHAN is the born again Kane!
See the commonality?!!
Join and see!
hey. I'll join
Excellent, brother... There will be plenty of corn and corn byproducts for you here.
do i get a fire n' ice? ya know, for uhh, reasons?
Any like healthcare benefits, booze, bewbs, booze, pr0n, oooo and after dinner mints?? Did I also mention booze?
All of the above. Kevin is a kind God fellow.
Lol WTF?!
How does this beat The Gospel of Joel?
The Gospel of Joel is false. Behold! For Joel is not even Joel anymore, but JGLawman!
Do not follow the false prophet. Only Chairman KHAN can lead you to personal victory! Enlist Join us!
Someone please report this blasphemy, one does not insult the one true god Joel and not be punished! Anyway I now know some people who won't earn the privilege to ride on Joel's divine skateboard to planet Nintendo and bask in the glory of the golden Stadium Events carts....
That's interesting, please tell me more.
The true glory coolguyness of KHAN can only be experienced by joining him.
Lol WTF?!
How does this beat The Gospel of Joel?
The Gospel of Joel is false. Behold! For Joel is not even Joel anymore, but JGLawman!
Do not follow the false prophet. Only Chairman KHAN can lead you to personal victory! Enlist Join us!
Someone please report this blasphemy, one does not insult the one true god Joel and not be punished! Anyway I now know some people who won't earn the privilege to ride on Joel's divine skateboard to planet Nintendo and bask in the glory of the golden Stadium Events carts....
Show me this "joel" you speak of, unbeliever! For he no longer lives here. He has been cast out by KHAN's holy divine awesomeness!
Brony detected! The cult of Joel must first unite with the cult of khan to blast our arch-nemesis the bronies.