Stupid things you used to think as a kid

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- If my body felt cold, it meant that I was going to heaven. If it felt warm or hot, it meant that I was going to hell. The latter terrified me more than a few times back when I was like 5.

- For some strange reason, each time I looked at my arm(s), I saw blue outlines. I could've sworn that at one point, when I had asked my aunt about what said outlines were (even though she obviously saw nothing at all, you don't want to tell a child he/she is crazy image), she said that it was where all the "bad blood" went. Because of that misunderstanding, I went around for years as a child saying that that is where my bad blood went. Whatever the hell that even means. o_O

That's all I can think of.

Comments

  • HerbalistHerbalist
    I used to think it was cool to take candy from a stranger in a van...

    Boy, did I learn the hard way!
  • CUSTOM NES GUYCUSTOM NES GUY
    I used to really believe when people would tell me a watermelon would grow in my tummy if I swallowed a seed lol.
  • dangevindangevin
    You kept the pee pee in your balls.
  • superNESmansuperNESman
    Originally posted by: dangevin

    You kept the pee pee in your balls.


    True dat.

    Also, my brother always threatened me with cheese knuckle sandwiches, and I was terrified of cheese. I thought that if he punched me I'd turn into the horrible cheese sandwich.

    I was also convinced my mom was an alien for a period of 2 months when I was around 4.
  • KHAN GamesKHAN Games
    For the longest time (ie: until about three years ago) I had no idea when the astronauts said "Houston, we have a problem" they were actually talking to people in Houston, Texas.
  • tacolinowesttacolinowest
    when ever i was on the beach and the sun was setting, i always thought the sun was going into the water and would burn out lmao, i thought god had a light switch and would turn the sun on and off, and every morning when i woke up i had morning wood, so i thought when your dik gets hard it means you have to pee, i thought babys came out of a girls ass not vagina, and they came out with baby cloths on..... yea i have a really good memory, lol also could never understand how the car can go in reverse,
  • TheLostEyeballTheLostEyeball
    I used to think that if I focused my energy I could fly and shoot energy balls out of my hands like in Dragon Ball Z. Later I learned I could only fly image
  • OneColdMonkeyOneColdMonkey
    Whenever someone said they "quit drinking", I thought they meant ANY liquid. So when my dad would tell his friends he stopped drinking years ago, I'd say "Dad, I saw you drinking last night!"



    ...He wasn't happy. image
  • NationalGameDepotNationalGameDepot
    I used to think my shadow was my imaginary friend that always followed me around. He for some reason got mad at me on rainy days though...

    ~~NGD
  • Mario's Right NutMario's Right Nut
    Originally posted by: OneColdMonkey

    Whenever someone said they "quit drinking", I thought they meant ANY liquid. So when my dad would tell his friends he stopped drinking years ago, I'd say "Dad, I saw you drinking last night!"



    ...He wasn't happy. image





    LMFAO
  • Kid DraculaKid Dracula
    On the weather report when they talk about the "Wind Chill Factor", I used to think they were referring to the " Wind Shield Factory".
  • gamecollectmangamecollectman
    I used to think beer was terrible when i was a kid just from the smell. Then later in life i drank one, then two, and it was cold...and good....and refreshing.......mmmmmm*goes to the fridge, cracks an MGD* ahhhhhh, tastes so good, now um..what was i talking about?? image
  • gavmasterflashgavmasterflash
    I used to think that boogers were part of your brain coming out of the nose.
  • NickyPNickyP
    Someone told me it took 7 years for bubblegum to digest
  • ZoOmerZoOmer
    Yeah I used to think that gum would clog my stomach up.
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