What If You Could............

gavmasterflashgavmasterflash
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get the most random statistics on your life.  IE number of wanks, volume of beer consumed, amount of time spent shitting, amount of time playing video games, number of ciggarettes smoked, etc, etc. 

Which would be the most interesting to you???.......

feel totally free to choose something else that is nearly impossible to measure......

Comments

  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Total mass of shit produced would be kind of funny, I guess.



    Having a life-long odometer would be interesting, too.
  • ZoOmerZoOmer
    I think about this all the time... pounds of skin shed is an interesting one!

    But what I think about most is how cool it would be, and slightly disgusting, to actuall see your lifes worth of body waste like hair, skin, spit, boogers etc... all in one place. It would take up like a whole wearhouse haha
  • NESJohnnyNESJohnny
    Hours spent playing my saxophone would interest me. Hours spent playing video games, broken down by year would be great too. Number of times having had sex would be cool, but really only if you could get the data on everyone and see where you fall on the scale.
  • NewUser123456789NewUser123456789
    Hours spent being wasted.. I'd love to know that..
  • TheFrisbeeTheFrisbee
    Along side Serge's.. amount of money spent getting wasted. I wonder it the amount of money it cost would out-weigh the fun I've had.
  • superNESmansuperNESman
    Amount of actually learning something useful. I always think about this and there is a cool special on TV they put on once in awhile where they tell how much shit you've taken, and food you've consumed, and other kinds of stuff like that. Of course it's for the average human being but it's still cool because tyhey visually represent it all.
  • jonebonejonebone
    How many curse words I've said in my lifetime (shudders)
  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Originally posted by: TheFrisbee

    Along side Serge's.. amount of money spent getting wasted. I wonder it the amount of money it cost would out-weigh the fun I've had.


    That would just be depressing.  I'm sure we all waste way more time than we would like to know.
  • NewUser123456789NewUser123456789
    Arch,



    I don't think it would be depressing, I get wasted all the time and do productive stuff like mow the yard, yardwork, housework, etc..
  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Whoops! I read how much time was wasted image
  • dr.robbiedr.robbie
    I'd like my life's statistics in sports, especially in hockey. Goals per game, number of games played, etc. That would be really cool to see a breakdown of. Basketball as well. Get to see the %age of shots and such. Always thought that would be cool.
  • The HiryuuThe Hiryuu
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    Total mass of shit produced would be kind of funny, I guess.



    Having a life-long odometer would be interesting, too.


    At least nine Courics I would guess.
  • GameboyjayGameboyjay
    I want to know how many ballons I could inflate with all the gas I could pass in a lifetime.
  • NirvanaNirvana
    In addition to how many times I've used a swear word, as jonebone mentioned, I'd like to have the amount of hours that I've ever slept measured.
  • Miss ClawfulMiss Clawful
    The exact amount of times I've played each and every videogame that I've ever played in my life, as well as every time I've beaten all the ones that I had, as well as when, and all those other little details that I like to keep track of, and ah hell, I'd love to have videos of every single game victory, if only I could go back in time and record 'em all.

    Every movie, cartoon, tv show, ect. that I've ever watched and the amount of times watched as well, also how I viewed them, via on tv, betamax, vhs, dvd, or movie theater, as well as when, and I have to have watched them all or most of the way through to consider it on the list, not just a few minutes or a glance.

    Same above goes for music as well, whether radio, cassette tape, cd, whatever.

    Every book that I've ever read, whether own, used to own, or borrowed from a library.

    Every toy that I've ever had since the very first one to present, when I got them, how much they costed, how I got them, whether as gift, or bought myself, when I got them, and pics to go along with each.

    Every place I ever lived as well as when.

    How many gallons of snot I've produced, sneezed and blown out my nose, with my allergies, it'd be quite a bit of slime I tell you.

    Curse words would be interesting as well, wonder what would be the highest most used, probably the F word or G'damn.
  • ZachBZachB
    Originally posted by: The Hiryuu

    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    Total mass of shit produced would be kind of funny, I guess.



    Having a life-long odometer would be interesting, too.


    At least nine Courics I would guess.


    Hahahahaha image
  • XedXed
    the amount of times i didn't have to whipe after shitting, but still did! image and the amount of trees that could have been saved if there was some sort of device that could tell you there was no need to whipe cuz you had a perfect poop
  • gavmasterflashgavmasterflash
    ^^^^ It wouldn't be that many, most people just use a couple squares, have one wipe and know they're done.
  • Miss ClawfulMiss Clawful
    I tell you, there must be some smelly asses in this world...not enough ass wiping going on.image
  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Anybody who only uses dry paper to wipe their ass is going to have that problem.



    People should try pampering themselves and using wet wipes. You'll never go back.
  • Robin MiharaRobin Mihara
    itch much?
  • mcetak8mcetak8
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    Anybody who only uses dry paper to wipe their ass is going to have that problem.



    People should try pampering themselves and using wet wipes. You'll never go back.


    Not sure if this is a joke or a true testimonial, but I, for one, can say that it's 100% true.
  • gavmasterflashgavmasterflash
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    Anybody who only uses dry paper to wipe their ass is going to have that problem.



    People should try pampering themselves and using wet wipes. You'll never go back.


    I consider those to be a luxury item.  However, I use them for backpacking trips because it's easier and more compact to carry than regular roll of TP.  Also, they feel awesome!!!!
  • BellaBella
    I want to know how long my hair would be if I hadn't cut it up to my ears every time it gets to my but.....
  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Originally posted by: mcetak8

    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    Anybody who only uses dry paper to wipe their ass is going to have that problem.



    People should try pampering themselves and using wet wipes. You'll never go back.


    Not sure if this is a joke or a true testimonial, but I, for one, can say that it's 100% true.


    Testimonial, all the way.  You don't kid around about taking care of your anus image


    Gav, yeah, they're a bit of a luxury...but 2 - 5 cents per session is worth it for the comfort.

    I'm sure some people feel the same way about bidets, but I have a hard time believing that spray action alone would be terribly effective...and would probably just be messy.  Plus that's just water...wet wipes are antibacterial.
  • gavmasterflashgavmasterflash
    ^^^^Which brand are you using? I've never seen any of them say they're antibacterial. I usually go for Charmin, and I have a pack of Cottenelle too, it says nothing about being antibacterial.



    Or are you just using the little moisty naps you get from a restaurant when you order ribs?
  • arch_8ngelarch_8ngel
    Well, truly antibacterial might be a stretch...but they're soaped, as opposed to just plain water.



    Using stolen rib moisty naps would be awesome. They're soaked in alcohol, though, so that would burn just a little image



    I use Cottenelle, usually. I have a buddy whose dad is high up with Kimberly Clarke so I try to show a little bit of brand loyalty.
  • mcetak8mcetak8
    Originally posted by: arch_8ngel

    I use Cottenelle, usually. I have a buddy whose dad is high up with Kimberly Clarke so I try to show a little bit of brand loyalty.


    Brand loyalty when it comes to butt wipes.  That's awesome.  I will say, though, that I like Cottonelle too, so you can tell your buddy's dad they know butts image
  • JNESJNES
    How long my nose hair would be if I didn't pluck it.
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