Stupid things no one will believe you about.
We all have something like this. For me the big one is my height compared to my age, with me being 6'5 and being about 16. On the internet no one believes the height, but will believe the age, and in real life it's revearsed with people wanting me to take out my ID to prove that I'm still in high school.
And if they see my ID, a lot of people will think I'm messing with them. Wanna know why? My birthday is April 20th, 4/20. And it's not like this happens infrequently, this happens literally at least once every week or two and it's really beggining to bug me. I'm just hoping that a cop doesn't look at my ID and fine me thinking it's a fake one .
Anyways, anything stupid about you guys no one believes?
And if they see my ID, a lot of people will think I'm messing with them. Wanna know why? My birthday is April 20th, 4/20. And it's not like this happens infrequently, this happens literally at least once every week or two and it's really beggining to bug me. I'm just hoping that a cop doesn't look at my ID and fine me thinking it's a fake one .
Anyways, anything stupid about you guys no one believes?
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No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
His name is Jeff. We still see each other once or twice a month.
Originally posted by: Quazonk
Originally posted by: DQ187
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.
Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.
You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.
Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.
Under what circumstance is a cop going to look at, or be in possession of, your highschool ID?
FYI - in this country, there are relatively few circumstances where you are required to present ID to the police, even if they ask for it.
(i.e. operating a motor vehicle, buying alcohol/cigarettes, entering military bases, etc)
You are generally only required to tell them your name and where you live, were they to stop you somewhere in public.
(highschool ID isn't "real" ID anyway... )
You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.
Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.
Under what circumstance is a cop going to look at, or be in possession of, your highschool ID?
FYI - in this country, there are relatively few circumstances where you are required to present ID to the police, even if they ask for it.
(i.e. operating a motor vehicle, buying alcohol/cigarettes, entering military bases, etc)
You are generally only required to tell them your name and where you live, were they to stop you somewhere in public.
(highschool ID isn't "real" ID anyway... )
Bad example, didn't know that stuff though. I did try going for a job interview and having the guy reject me after thinking I was messing with him between the height and the "fake" birthday, but luckly I knew someone at the store who vouched for me.
Also the fakeness of it's why I mentioned it, since he mentioned scanning it
You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.
Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.
Under what circumstance is a cop going to look at, or be in possession of, your highschool ID?
FYI - in this country, there are relatively few circumstances where you are required to present ID to the police, even if they ask for it.
(i.e. operating a motor vehicle, buying alcohol/cigarettes, entering military bases, etc)
You are generally only required to tell them your name and where you live, were they to stop you somewhere in public.
(highschool ID isn't "real" ID anyway... )
Bad example, didn't know that stuff though. I did try going for a job interview and having the guy reject me after thinking I was messing with him between the height and the "fake" birthday, but luckly I knew someone at the store who vouched for me.
Also the fakeness of it's why I mentioned it, since he mentioned scanning it
Seems bizarre that a person would think you were lying about being 16 to get a job
Though I could see somebody not wanting to hire a person that didn't have a real ID, since it would be a bit more of a hassle to do the hiring forms.
(lots of people get learner's permits at 15, which is a "real ID" just like a standard driver's license)
(and I don't think I've met anybody 6'5"+ that wasn't that height before age 16, anyway -- the main guys I remember being that tall were already >6' in 7th grade)
You won't get fined by a cop. They'd have to confiscate it, and possibly put you under arrest, if it was actually fake. They will run it.
Highschool ID, haven't gotten an actual ID yet so.. whatever.
Under what circumstance is a cop going to look at, or be in possession of, your highschool ID?
FYI - in this country, there are relatively few circumstances where you are required to present ID to the police, even if they ask for it.
(i.e. operating a motor vehicle, buying alcohol/cigarettes, entering military bases, etc)
You are generally only required to tell them your name and where you live, were they to stop you somewhere in public.
(highschool ID isn't "real" ID anyway... )
Bad example, didn't know that stuff though. I did try going for a job interview and having the guy reject me after thinking I was messing with him between the height and the "fake" birthday, but luckly I knew someone at the store who vouched for me.
Also the fakeness of it's why I mentioned it, since he mentioned scanning it
Seems bizarre that a person would think you were lying about being 16 to get a job
Though I could see somebody not wanting to hire a person that didn't have a real ID, since it would be a bit more of a hassle to do the hiring forms.
(lots of people get learner's permits at 15, which is a "real ID" just like a standard driver's license)
(and I don't think I've met anybody 6'5"+ that wasn't that height before age 16, anyway -- the main guys I remember being that tall were already >6' in 7th grade)
I'm 6'4" and that's the way I was in middle school/early high school.
I don't believe I was ever questioned about my age though.
Originally posted by: Quazonk
Originally posted by: DQ187
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
http://www.kolarsky.com/family/cookbook/klobasa.htm
Evidently there are four valid ways to spell the word, and they all just mean "sausage", generically, in their respective languages. TIL.
In the USA, the particular style of sausage he's referring to is most commonly called kielbasa, presumably based on which group of immigrants had the largest footprint when the term was coined in American English.
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
http://www.kolarsky.com/family/co...
Evidently there are four valid ways to spell the word, and they all just mean "sausage", generically, in their respective languages. TIL.
In the USA, the particular style of sausage he's referring to is most commonly called kielbasa, presumably based on which group of immigrants had the largest footprint when the term was coined in American English.
Sausages are good!
Originally posted by: arch_8ngel
Originally posted by: Katchii
Originally posted by: Quazonk
Originally posted by: DQ187
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
http://www.kolarsky.com/family/co...
Evidently there are four valid ways to spell the word, and they all just mean "sausage", generically, in their respective languages. TIL.
In the USA, the particular style of sausage he's referring to is most commonly called kielbasa, presumably based on which group of immigrants had the largest footprint when the term was coined in American English.
Damn, now thats a lot of sausage! Especially the Czech Weenie Roast...
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
That awkward moment when someone goes out of their way to correct you on a word you spelled perfectly lol.
Sorry, the 2 inchers are reserved exclusively for the Czech Republic. I've heard the size envy makes people there really bitter and grumpy. Have you heard that?
A fair amount of people think I dye my hair. I've been mostly grey for the last 6 years or so...
Yeah right, you just want to look like Ryan Lochte, admit it.
Originally posted by: Quazonk
Originally posted by: Katchii
Originally posted by: Quazonk
Originally posted by: DQ187
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
First of all, its Klobasa...
Second of all, they make 2 inch ones where im from. Guessing they export them to Canada?
That awkward moment when someone goes out of their way to correct you on a word you spelled perfectly lol.
Sorry, the 2 inchers are reserved exclusively for the Czech Republic. I've heard the size envy makes people there really bitter and grumpy. Have you heard that?
You really need to live here to experience how bitter and grumpy the people actually are (it rubs off on you after awhile)! I cant wait to get back to the "Americas" side.
edit: also nobody will beleve me that i fell out of a 2 story window when I was 8.
People seem to have a tough time believing my claims of being pure, chaste and innocent.
And if you ever claim to beat G&G on nes while sober, we'll doubt that too.
For anyone not knowing, it's not that we doubt her beating
No one believes me when i say my member is 17 3/4 inches. its hard out here for a pimp!
The struggle is real. Can't tell you how many times I've been stopped on the way out of the deli and accused of smuggling a kielbasa out of there
Here you guys go:
https://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061
This book changed my life!
Not sure if it would be considered appropriate about "something stupid that no one believed you about" such thing but in 1997 I was visiting my grandmother in Crimea (Ukraine back then, Russia now). The guy with whom I hang out at that time lived above my grandma on 5th level condo building. We were being stupid and were running from one level to another playing "you it" or something. It was about 6pm, I was running out from exit of the complex (to fool my friend that I am still in the building) when a strong hand grabbed me by my t-shirt and pulled into the hall. The guy had a knife in his hand and his face was very visible (I still remember to this day very clearly). He was very drunk and put his knife to my throat saying "Do you know that I am stupid? If you won't shut up I will kill! I will kill your if you won't shut up". I think he was referring to that I was being very loud with my friend. When my friend was running down and calling my name, the guy quickly let my t-shirt go and left the building in a hurry. I didn't tell my grandma or anyone about what happened besides my friend but I surely almost shit my pants. At around 2009 I watched TV show (I was already living US) but it was a documentary that I saw in Russian about some killers. There was one guy with a nickname "Tkach" who was caught in 2005. He killed over 40 young woman/girls before he got caught. When they showed his picture I couldn't believe my eyes because that guy was who pulled a knife to my throat. I thought to myself what I if I told to my parents or grandma about what happened to me, would they do anything about it? Like call police and then police try to find him by my description? May be some of those victims would never faced that horrible fate...but I was young and dumb, and I doubt my relatives would've paid attention to it, or police would've got serious about it.
Whoa man that's crazy!
And I wouldn't think that way either.
Had you told your grandma about it they police likely would have just filed a report - did a quick search and went back to business as usual.
It seems you were extremely lucky to actually (and literally) escape the clutches of a killer.
We are all thankful for that.