I've been starting to doubt if Santa Claus is real or not

Well I was thinking, how could he deliver presents to everyone THAT quickly? I mean, it's impossible.. right?

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  • Duh magic you silly man
  • According to the Norad Santa Tracker presents are being delivered even when he's over the ocean, so I'm guessing he's got a bit of help.
  • This article always cracks me up. It's a scientific breakdown on Santa Claus' physics. http://www.cvaieee.org/html/humor/santa.html
  • Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
  • Originally posted by: retroupgrade

    This article always cracks me up. It's a scientific breakdown on Santa Claus' physics. http://www.cvaieee.org/html/humor...



    just gave it a read. So Santa must be the Flash and Superman working together!
  • Santa trackers are only an estimation. Santa's legitimacy is verified in the hit Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause". Just go watch that when you start to doubt.



    Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".
  • The truth is that Santa does exist, it's just that all kids these days are so bad. So parents buy their kids stuff even though they're bad.



    Santa's actually a SUPER strict conservative Christian (the bad kind) who goes by old testament rules. That shrimp little Bobby ate at the barbeque in summer? Totally unworthy....that polyester sweater Cindy-Lou wore to her first day of school? Just as bad as a heathen.



    He still gives coal to all the children, but parents usually throw it out before the kids wake up.
  • Magic and Science. Santa Claus is actually Doctor Strange.
  • Santa was invented by coca cola. Both are products that keep children happy.
  • Originally posted by: BertBerryCrunch



    Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly

    It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.



     
  • Originally posted by: mattbep



    Santa trackers are only an estimation. Santa's legitimacy is verified in the hit Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause". Just go watch that when you start to doubt.



    Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".

    Well what if he doesn't want to do that?  What if he chooses NOT to believe?  



     
  • Originally posted by: Ninty64X

     
    Originally posted by: BertBerryCrunch



    Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly

    It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.

    Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!  

     
  • Originally posted by: Estil

    Originally posted by: Ninty64X

     
    Originally posted by: BertBerryCrunch



    Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly

    It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.

    Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!  

     



    see, this guy knows what's up.
  • He got directions from uncle bob and took a shortcut



    Yes it took him almost twice as long and seemed out of the way but he missed two traffic lights!
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