Santa trackers are only an estimation. Santa's legitimacy is verified in the hit Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause". Just go watch that when you start to doubt.
Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".
The truth is that Santa does exist, it's just that all kids these days are so bad. So parents buy their kids stuff even though they're bad.
Santa's actually a SUPER strict conservative Christian (the bad kind) who goes by old testament rules. That shrimp little Bobby ate at the barbeque in summer? Totally unworthy....that polyester sweater Cindy-Lou wore to her first day of school? Just as bad as a heathen.
He still gives coal to all the children, but parents usually throw it out before the kids wake up.
Santa trackers are only an estimation. Santa's legitimacy is verified in the hit Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause". Just go watch that when you start to doubt.
Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".
Well what if he doesn't want to do that? What if he chooses NOT to believe?
Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.
Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!
Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.
Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!
Comments
This article always cracks me up. It's a scientific breakdown on Santa Claus' physics. http://www.cvaieee.org/html/humor...
just gave it a read. So Santa must be the Flash and Superman working together!
Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".
Santa's actually a SUPER strict conservative Christian (the bad kind) who goes by old testament rules. That shrimp little Bobby ate at the barbeque in summer? Totally unworthy....that polyester sweater Cindy-Lou wore to her first day of school? Just as bad as a heathen.
He still gives coal to all the children, but parents usually throw it out before the kids wake up.
Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.
Santa trackers are only an estimation. Santa's legitimacy is verified in the hit Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause". Just go watch that when you start to doubt.
Most of the answers to questions you may have as to how, are "magic".
Well what if he doesn't want to do that? What if he chooses NOT to believe?
Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.
Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!
Dude, different time zones, it's not like he's everywhere at once. That would be silly
It really shows how much America's education system is failing when people don't know Santa can deliver all the presents due to time zone differences.
Plus you take the International Date Line, multiply it by the time zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth, carry the one, and allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off!
see, this guy knows what's up.
Yes it took him almost twice as long and seemed out of the way but he missed two traffic lights!