2017 has gifted you a new organ
University of Limerick researchers have announced the "discovery" of a new human organ. The organ in question is called the Mesentery, which connects your intestines to your abdomen. It isn't exactly new: the researchers determined it meets the qualifications of a single organ rather than simply being tissue. I look forward to the raft of new diseases related to it I can worry about.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/01/03/a-brand-new-organ-has-been-found-in-the-human-body/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/01/03/a-brand-new-organ-has-been-found-in-the-human-body/
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"I look forward to the raft of new diseases related to it I can worry about."
Hahaha! I laughed so hard my Mesentery hurts!
That has gotta be the funniest thing I will hear today by far....and I have only been up for an hour.
Hahaha! I laughed so hard my Mesentery hurts!
Ask anybody, my recent election created new organs for Americans. Tremendous organs. Democrats only offered weak tissue. Sad!
You died of dysentery to the mesentery.
Oregon Trail needs a patch.
You died of dysentery to the mesentery.
I was thinking the same thing.
Ha, nice. This had me laughing.
"I look forward to the raft of new diseases related to it I can worry about."
The next time I see some charater depicted with his guts spilling out in some gore-fest I'm going to scream "Mesentery failure!" just to increase awareness for the newly identified medical condition.
I look forward to the raft of new diseases related to it I can worry about.
Actually I can use this to my advantage. Next time I call in sick, I'll say "it's an inflammation of the mesentery" instead of "I got bad gas."