Just got REKT by Jimmy John's

Busy day at work today so I figure hell, I want a sub sandwich and I can't really leave so let's get a couple delivered. 

SuperJimtendo and I figure out what we want and I call them up for delivery. The guy on the other line tell me "sorry, you're out of our delivery range" 

we are less that 2 miles away!

Fucking REKT!
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  • Brutal man, it was probably going to be the best sandwiches you guys ever had too....What a shame.
  • The customer is always corREKT!
  • Ben & Jerry's delivers here in Toronto.



    But only the south most 1/8th of it.



    Rekt.  
  • fREKy fREKT delivery
  • Yeah, Jimmy John's makes some amazing sandwiches but they have absolutely NO tolerance to delivering outside of their zone. My wife and I lived about 1.5 miles from a JJ's. Whoever setup the store's boundaries included the neighborhood next to ours, but ours was excluded. I could literally walk 2 minutes and stand in front of a home that they would deliver the sandwich too.



    What really annoyed me was that at the time my wife and I at their ate least once a week. Every time I walked in the door to pick up some sandwiches, I would politely tell the store manager that they needed to tell corporate-whomoever-manager to include our neighborhood.



    It never happened. I wasn't annoying or anything. It was kind of a running joke cause they knew how ridiculous the rule was but if they broke the rule and got caught, hire ups had a zero-tolerance policy and would let the deliverer go.
  • On the plus side, this saves your bowels from getting rekt. Straight rekt.
  • Prob called 5 mins before delivery time ended or are a no tipper

  • Originally posted by: arnpoly



    The customer is always corREKT!



    Unless corpoREKT says no.



    I was expecting a "I shit my pants" story with the 1.63 miles was too far. Very disappointed. Would not read again.


  • Originally posted by: rlh



    Yeah, Jimmy John's makes some amazing sandwiches but they have absolutely NO tolerance to delivering outside of their zone. My wife and I lived about 1.5 miles from a JJ's. Whoever setup the store's boundaries included the neighborhood next to ours, but ours was excluded. I could literally walk 2 minutes and stand in front of a home that they would deliver the sandwich too.



    What really annoyed me was that at the time my wife and I at their ate least once a week. Every time I walked in the door to pick up some sandwiches, I would politely tell the store manager that they needed to tell corporate-whomoever-manager to include our neighborhood.



    It never happened. I wasn't annoying or anything. It was kind of a running joke cause they knew how ridiculous the rule was but if they broke the rule and got caught, hire ups had a zero-tolerance policy and would let the deliverer go.



    Become neighborly with the house that's a 2 minute walk away and have it delivered there?

     
  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: rlh



    Yeah, Jimmy John's makes some amazing sandwiches but they have absolutely NO tolerance to delivering outside of their zone. My wife and I lived about 1.5 miles from a JJ's. Whoever setup the store's boundaries included the neighborhood next to ours, but ours was excluded. I could literally walk 2 minutes and stand in front of a home that they would deliver the sandwich too.



    What really annoyed me was that at the time my wife and I at their ate least once a week. Every time I walked in the door to pick up some sandwiches, I would politely tell the store manager that they needed to tell corporate-whomoever-manager to include our neighborhood.



    It never happened. I wasn't annoying or anything. It was kind of a running joke cause they knew how ridiculous the rule was but if they broke the rule and got caught, hire ups had a zero-tolerance policy and would let the deliverer go.



    Become neighborly with the house that's a 2 minute walk away and have it delivered there?

     

    Yeah, yeah, I'd considered that but that would involve human interaction with people I don't know, plus it always gave me an excuse to go into a really good Goodwill next door and look for junk.

     
  • Originally posted by: fox



    Prob called 5 mins before delivery time ended or are a no tipper

    It was 130 in the afternoon today and I always tip 25% not that they'd know that cuz they won't deliver here.



     
  • Dont think we have those here.
  • Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?
  • Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    I wouldn't trust Richard's opinion at all.

     
  • if only 1.6x miles away, I'm sure you could spare the 5 minutes to drive there and back.



    If you couldn't too bad, you missed a hella good sammich...
  • Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    Wish I could tell you! 

     
  • Originally posted by: Paul



    if only 1.6x miles away, I'm sure you could spare the 5 minutes to drive there and back.



    If you couldn't too bad, you missed a hella good sammich...



    Busy day at work, can't leave.

     
  • They have to limit their delivery zones so they can guarantee their delivery times are fast. I delivered for them for awhile and that was what my manager told me. We all bitched we were missing a wealthy neighborhood that was two blocks away from the shop.
  • Originally posted by: dra600n

     
    Originally posted by: arnpoly



    The customer is always corREKT!



    Unless corpoREKT says no.



    I was expecting a "I shit my pants" story with the 1.63 miles was too far. Very disappointed. Would not read again.

     

    Yeah I was expecting a diarrhea story.  Colorado crew lets me down yet again



     
  • Watch out for the JJ's mayo
  • Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    Dibellas are way better if those are down your way.   Although you should have Firehouse Subs by you, and those are fantastic!

     
  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: dra600n

     
    Originally posted by: arnpoly



    The customer is always corREKT!



    Unless corpoREKT says no.



    I was expecting a "I shit my pants" story with the 1.63 miles was too far. Very disappointed. Would not read again.

     

    Yeah I was expecting a diarrhea story.  Colorado crew lets me down yet again



     

    I don't get diarrhea. Way to much fiber in my diet for that !



     
  • Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker

     
    Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    Dibellas are way better if those are down your way.   Although you should have Firehouse Subs by you, and those are fantastic!

     

    Don't have a Dibellas, but we do have a Firehouse Subs! And I agree, they are pretty great!  



     
  • Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    They're as good as a $4 bread and lettuce sandwich can be

     
  • Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    Depends on how much you like meat.

     
  • Originally posted by: Daria

     
    Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    Depends on how much you like meat.

     

    Now, now... the bread is quite tasty.



     
  • Originally posted by: Brock Landers

     
    Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos



    Always heard of the Jimmy John's commercials on the radio, but have never seen nor been to one yet. They any good?



    They're as good as a $4 bread and lettuce sandwich can be

     



    Four bucks?   Good lord, I need to move out there.   I don't think I've ever gotten out of there for less than 9.

     
  • Bozeman is crazy expensive, I have no idea what they actually cost
  • They were recently acquired by walmart
  • Firehouse Subs puts JJ's to shame
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