Evil 1-Star Raters Beware!

The Book CrusaderThe Book Crusader
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My name is Marcus Anderson, though when I cross my arms and utter the prase: "Cruasde On" (actually, I don't need to utter the phrase; I'm just a flair for dramatics), I become The Book Crusader. I've made it my mission in life to protect all books (except the ones I hate) from those whom want to cause them harm. So to all those who might be tempted to leave a 1-star review on Goodreads for a petty reason, such as the author used an adjective you didn't like, don't be surprised if I burst through your wall and persuade you out of doing so with Logic and Reasoning (my left fist is Logic, while my right one is Reasoning).



And while books are my reason for living, I do enjoy gaming, especailly the work of the great Masahiro Sakurai—Kirby and Smash brothers, can this man do any wrong? I've collected games since my (now deceased) father first brought me a Super Nintendo when I was either 6 or 7 (and he was also the one to drop that same system and damage it beyond repair). I've collected various games for various systems over the years, though I've also lost quite a few—some thanks to an asshole ex-roommate who actually faked a break-in to cover up the fact that he stole and sold some of my games and my Gameboy Advance SP.



I am also heavily into collecting gaming mechandise. On Free Comic Book Day, I succumbed to a clearance sale and bought the Skylanders FunPlay HideAway: Flynn's Ship and Skylanders FunPlay HideAway: Krankcase's Lair (now all I need is Waterfall Skyland). I hope to one day have a gaming room that rivals that of James Rolfe's, though mine would focus more on the merchandise than the games themselves. Of course, I would still try to get my hands on as many classic games as I could—especially those that still have their original box. 

 

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