Shower Fluffs & Beyond
Is it just me or do shower farts smell worse than normal? Is it just my brain messing with me because im trying to get clean and my ass wants to say hello and throws me off? This is somethings thats troubled me for some time.
One time when i was 13 or so i was at a youth group event with my friend Adam. We were sitting in the back when everyone got silent so the group leader could say a prayer and i ripped a loud long rumble Everyone started laughing and turned to look where it came from. I immediately turned to my friend and said "Gross Adam!!" <-- This guy over here! Lol, It sorta worked, lol.
One time when i was 13 or so i was at a youth group event with my friend Adam. We were sitting in the back when everyone got silent so the group leader could say a prayer and i ripped a loud long rumble Everyone started laughing and turned to look where it came from. I immediately turned to my friend and said "Gross Adam!!" <-- This guy over here! Lol, It sorta worked, lol.
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Is it just me or do shower farts smell worse than normal? Is it just my brain messing with me because im trying to get clean and my ass wants to say hello and throws me off? This is somethings thats troubled me for some time.
I think it's just the fact that the curtain is closed and you're trapped with it, lol. They certainly SEEM worse, but I think it's just that they're more concentrated due to the temporarily enclosed space. I'd say that shower farts are roughly equal to closed closet farts and perhaps closed compact car farts (thinking of something in the range of a Geo Metro or so).
And while I've never gotten caught in public or blamed it on anyone else, my uncle was constantly guilty of both. The most memorable was when we were out at a big mall, everybody walking together, and my uncle suddenly separates from the group and walks at a diagonal to the complete other side of the mall ("against" traffic), then diagonals back a few moments later. I ask him, "What was that about?" He responds, "Whaaaat? Nothing." Just then, I look up to where he was and see a lady pushing a baby and who I assume is her mother walk through the spot. BOTH ladies' faces IMMEDIATELY scrunch up in the most horrible looking face you can imagine and start coughing. A beat later, the baby (in a covered stroller) begins crying at the top of its lungs. It took everything I had to not bust out laughing, likely louder than that poor kid, and ended up having to quietly wipe away the tears as we walked on.
I thought shower farts were especially horrible because your sinuses were more open?
That's a possibility for late shower farts, but what about ones that occur at the beginning, before you've had a chance to stand around in the steam? I'd say the steam opening your sinuses makes them worse, but doesn't necessarily contribute directly to them being terrible in the first place.
There was a girl in elementary school who kept underwear in her desk in case she had "soupy poop". I once blamed a fart on her and felt bad. Too easy a target and everyone believed it.
I clear rooms often and I am proud of it.
Shower farts TOTALLY smell worse than regular. They also rise to my nose way faster. I have been saying these things for years. The noise is also a little funnier.
There was a girl in elementary school who kept underwear in her desk in case she had "soupy poop". I once blamed a fart on her and felt bad. Too easy a target and everyone believed it.
I clear rooms often and I am proud of it.
Thats low man! She probably grew up with issues because of that 1 moment!
There was a girl in elementary school who kept underwear in her desk in case she had "soupy poop". I once blamed a fart on her and felt bad. Too easy a target and everyone believed it.
Thats low man! She probably grew up with issues because of that 1 moment!
Nah, I am pretty positive the fart was not brought up to her. I didn't say it out loud or anything. People looked to me as they smelled it and I just subtly pointed her direction.