I drank a beer before a piss test

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  • Best thread. Hope skinny doesn't get screwed over.
  • Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?
  • You never know, maybe the skinny grinny super metabolism will bail you out.
  • Originally posted by: Murray



    Thread of the year! 



    Double that
  • Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     
  • Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     

    Skinny only drinks piss and Heineken.  Which, depending on who you ask, is slightly classier piss.



     
  • Originally posted by: BriGuy82



    You never know, maybe the skinny grinny super metabolism will bail you out.

    I hear crack is good at burning the alcohol out of your system



     
  • Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     



    Lol it was some fancy kind of Budweiser? It looked like a red stripe bottle but it was bud

     
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  • Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

    Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     



    Lol it was some fancy kind of Budweiser? It looked like a red stripe bottle but it was bud

     




  • Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

     
    Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     



    Lol it was some fancy kind of Budweiser? It looked like a red stripe bottle but it was bud

     










    Found the culprit





     
  • Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

     
    Originally posted by: D~Funk

     
    Originally posted by: Tulpa



    Was it a piss water brew like Coors or something or was it something stronger?

    We need an answer to this cuz if you risked your job for piss beer i'm going to be dissapointed. 



     



    Lol it was some fancy kind of Budweiser? It looked like a red stripe bottle but it was bud

     



    Budweiser Repeal Reserve. I have a six pack in my fridge I havent tried yet. Think it's like 6.2 abv?

     
  • Originally posted by: BazookaJoe



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    #SkinnyStrong

  • Just cuz you put budweiser in a red stripe bottle dont make it fancy!
  • Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Just cuz you put budweiser in a red stripe bottle dont make it fancy!
  • If the test was specifically looking for alcohol then you failed it. You should have declined the test and came back to work the next day and it would have been good. Alcohol only stays in your system for a few hours depending on how much you consume and your body weight % if it was only one or 2 beers you would have been ok even 6 hours later...its not like most companies would fire you on the spot if you don't want to take the test they cant prove anything but by accepting and taking it and failing you kinda screwed yourself.
  • Originally posted by: Bert

    Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Just cuz you put budweiser in a red stripe bottle dont make it fancy!
  • Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Originally posted by: Bert

    Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Just cuz you put budweiser in a red stripe bottle dont make it fancy!
  • Originally posted by: Bert

    Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Originally posted by: Bert

    Originally posted by: D~Funk

    Just cuz you put budweiser in a red stripe bottle dont make it fancy!
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  • I would be more worried about all the drugs.

  • Originally posted by: Murray



    Thread of the year! 



    I echo this sentiment.  This is pretty entertaining.


  • Originally posted by: Nes Gangsta



    If the test was specifically looking for alcohol then you failed it. You should have declined the test and came back to work the next day and it would have been good. Alcohol only stays in your system for a few hours depending on how much you consume and your body weight % if it was only one or 2 beers you would have been ok even 6 hours later...its not like most companies would fire you on the spot if you don't want to take the test they cant prove anything but by accepting and taking it and failing you kinda screwed yourself.

    How fast does alcohol enter urine? 



     
  • Originally posted by: Murray

     
    Originally posted by: BazookaJoe



    We have a support group for you on discord, Skinny! #SkinnyStrong. Don't let the man bring you down!



    #SkinnyStrong

  • Did we reach the point where this became a Game Coaster thread? Cheers to Skinny! May your life be full of many shitty beers and new job opportunities.



  • Cheers to that!  
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    Lightweights
  • couldnt find one myself.
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