Ever wish your toilet paper was shaped like a glove?

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  • I almost lost it in class because of the name. "Shittens"!
  • Cause poop is gross
  • I get around it by not wiping
  • product 1/10

    name 13/10
  • I opt to use this method, saves me tons of dough.
  • $20 for 20 gloves, you may as well wipe your butt with a one dollar bill and save on shipping.
  • Originally posted by: aguy



    $20 for 20 gloves, you may as well wipe your butt with a one dollar bill and save on shipping.



    Actually I prefer $2 bills. They always seem to be more crisp.

     
  • Originally posted by: rockyyaknow

    Originally posted by: aguy



    $20 for 20 gloves, you may as well wipe your butt with a one dollar bill and save on shipping.



    Actually I prefer $2 bills. They always seem to be more crisp.

     



    Crisp? Well, good luck with your bloody anus.
  • Originally posted by: aguy

     
    Originally posted by: rockyyaknow

     
    Originally posted by: aguy



    $20 for 20 gloves, you may as well wipe your butt with a one dollar bill and save on shipping.



    Actually I prefer $2 bills. They always seem to be more crisp.

     







    Crisp? Well, good luck with your bloody anus.



    Guess I am taking cleanliness over comfort.  

     
  • I already knew Gloves was full of shit
  • What pointless product. A sensible person would take a toilet roll and wrap it around their hand.
  • Originally posted by: ne$_pimp



    What pointless product. A sensible person would take a toilet roll and wrap it around their hand.

    They are really focused on the American market.

     
  • Originally posted by: TornxieRalls

     
    Originally posted by: ne$_pimp



    What pointless product. A sensible person would take a toilet roll and wrap it around their hand.

    They are really focused on the American market.

     

    Yeah dont you know that they dont have toilet rolls in America.



     
  • Originally posted by: MrWunderful



    I get around it by not wiping





    I always said one of these days I’m just gunna know it’s a no wiper, and just stand up and walk away.

    What the fuck though. Do some people just blow mud all over their own ass enough to necessitate an entire glove!? You may as well make a boxing glove and just punch it at your ass.

    bet it would be good for changing diapers tho. A problem I don’t have... I got 99 problems but a Shitten ain’t one!
  • Originally posted by: empire



    I already knew Gloves was full of shit



    ZING!

     
  • Would be perfect with my squatty potty or potty piano.
  • Originally posted by: empire



    I already knew Gloves was full of shit



    All these threads about me lately!

     
  • Black Friday is looking better and better.
  •   I was gonna buy these for my grandmother but the box didn't recommend it.
  • Makes the perfect Secret Santa gift people.
  • I support



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  • I use the superior three clams method.
  • Originally posted by: JamesRobot



    I use the superior three clams method.



    I just swear at the citation box until I get what I need

     
  • I use oven mitts.
  • Using a garden hose works just as well, just cap the end off with your thumb and make it spray for the thick or caked on areas.
  • I thought people used paper exactly NOT to get physical with the shit. You could always wash your ass by meddling the hand around with water otherwise wich honestly is the cleanest way of doing it but yeah i'm not going there.

  • Originally posted by: ne$_pimp



    What pointless product. A sensible person would take a toilet roll and wrap it around their hand.

    No matter how you wrap it, fingers always poke through.  
  • Originally posted by: Yelir

     
    Originally posted by: ne$_pimp



    What pointless product. A sensible person would take a toilet roll and wrap it around their hand.

    No matter how you wrap it, fingers always poke through.  

    I really don't understand this.



    Wrap three squares around three fingers. Remove fingers from the wrapped paper and flatten. It's 3 layers thick. Fingers do not penetrate. Do this a few times and you're clean.



     
  • Originally posted by: JamesRobot



    I use the superior three clams method.





    Three shells, yes!
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