Back when Facebook existed, I remember putting my birthday as some random day, and on that day my "status" was "today isn't actually my birthday." A flood of birthday wishes got posted to my "wall." The next day, I updated my birthday to match the date again, and posted "today, just like yesterday, is also not my birthday." I still got a solid 8-10 Happy Birthdays. Extended family included. But it's not like I know when my cousins' birthdays are. I'd say people are just trying to be nice.
I'm tempted to start a "Happy birthday OptOut!" thread to see how you react.
Just so everyone knows, 7 June is OptOut's actual big day. Happy birthday!
Back when Facebook existed, I remember putting my birthday as some random day, and on that day my "status" was "today isn't actually my birthday." A flood of birthday wishes got posted to my "wall." The next day, I updated my birthday to match the date again, and posted "today, just like yesterday, is also not my birthday." I still got a solid 8-10 Happy Birthdays. Extended family included. But it's not like I know when my cousins' birthdays are. I'd say people are just trying to be nice.
I'm tempted to start a "Happy birthday OptOut!" thread to see how you react.
Just so everyone knows, 7 June is OptOut's actual big day. Happy birthday!
Almost started that thread myself an hour ago hahaha
Looks like I'm grateful to receive this card after all! Thanks for the insight and the laughs guys!
And, don't forget, June 7th is just around the corner... If you post today, your gifts and cards can make it to me here in Taiwan by the time the big day rolls around! I promise I'll be far more grateful in future!
Just as I was ready to gratefully accept the card and move on with my life, as many of you suggested I do... BAMM! Walk into the office and see this on the table waiting for me! Looks like I WAS the real asshole the whole time after all, as proven by this generous gift of plant!
Of course, taking ownership of the plant (which I have named "Andrew" after myself) now morally obligates me to look after the thing until either it dies or I forget about it... Or maybe until I die? How long do plants live? Pretty pissed off about that actually, LOL... But other than that VERY GRATEFUL this time!
Yeh, he's a huge dick. I went to visit once, I thought we were just going for a few beers, ended up in a brothel. He didn't even clue me in ahead of time to dress for the occassion! lol. Another time he took me to a shop just so the owner could yell at us. What a git.
Yeh, he's a huge dick. I went to visit once, I thought we were just going for a few beers, ended up in a brothel. He didn't even clue me in ahead of time to dress for the occassion! lol. Another time he took me to a shop just so the owner could yell at us. What a git.
Yeah but you got that sweet mario plush from that place right?
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But seriously, tell us more about the elevators...
I'm tempted to start a "Happy birthday OptOut!" thread to see how you react.
Just so everyone knows, 7 June is OptOut's actual big day. Happy birthday!
Back when Facebook existed, I remember putting my birthday as some random day, and on that day my "status" was "today isn't actually my birthday." A flood of birthday wishes got posted to my "wall." The next day, I updated my birthday to match the date again, and posted "today, just like yesterday, is also not my birthday." I still got a solid 8-10 Happy Birthdays. Extended family included. But it's not like I know when my cousins' birthdays are. I'd say people are just trying to be nice.
I'm tempted to start a "Happy birthday OptOut!" thread to see how you react.
Just so everyone knows, 7 June is OptOut's actual big day. Happy birthday!
Almost started that thread myself an hour ago hahaha
Looks like I'm grateful to receive this card after all! Thanks for the insight and the laughs guys!
And, don't forget, June 7th is just around the corner... If you post today, your gifts and cards can make it to me here in Taiwan by the time the big day rolls around! I promise I'll be far more grateful in future!
Just as I was ready to gratefully accept the card and move on with my life, as many of you suggested I do... BAMM! Walk into the office and see this on the table waiting for me! Looks like I WAS the real asshole the whole time after all, as proven by this generous gift of plant!
Of course, taking ownership of the plant (which I have named "Andrew" after myself) now morally obligates me to look after the thing until either it dies or I forget about it... Or maybe until I die? How long do plants live? Pretty pissed off about that actually, LOL... But other than that VERY GRATEFUL this time!
They misspelled OptOut.
Hahahaha, they sure did.
Man Andrew, pal, you're looking worse and worse!
Yeh, he's a huge dick. I went to visit once, I thought we were just going for a few beers, ended up in a brothel. He didn't even clue me in ahead of time to dress for the occassion! lol. Another time he took me to a shop just so the owner could yell at us. What a git.
BIRTHDAY SCANDAL UPDATE!!! GIFT RECEIVED!!!
How long do plants live?
500 years. And your children will be obligated to care for it after you're in the ground.
Man Andrew, pal, you're looking worse and worse!
Yeh, he's a huge dick. I went to visit once, I thought we were just going for a few beers, ended up in a brothel. He didn't even clue me in ahead of time to dress for the occassion! lol. Another time he took me to a shop just so the owner could yell at us. What a git.
Yeah but you got that sweet mario plush from that place right?