I like em dirty!

  As I start my NES collection once again, I find myself missing something. Something I did not think I would miss, but which now, looking back, I found a great amount of satisfaction in.

  And that something is... the filth.



  Now allow me to back up a bit. 



  There was a time in the long, long ago when one could purchase a CIB that was, upon first glance, rather homely. It had stickers on the cart, residue on the box, and a film of dust all about, but underneath the items were generally sound (and blessedly cheap *glowers at eBay*). Yet with patience and a practiced hand you could restore it to some semblance of decency. A baby wipe for the box and booklet; some windex and a tooth brush for the cart; Goo-gone for the sticker residue; paper towels for all. The cart's contacts were always the most satisfying, as what once was tarnished and caked with filth was now gold and shining. Almost as if it were smiling at you in gratitude for a job well done.



  Now I'm finding that if I desire a relatively decent box, I'm going to get something that has most likely been cleaned, tested, and placed in a box protector. Otherwise I'd have to settle for something that looks as if it's been dragged behind a car and sprayed with a hose. 



  Times change, I suppose.



  Perhaps those days are gone forever...



  But I can still gaze back fondly on those bygone times when polishing a turd actually revealed a diamond. *sniff*

 

Comments

  • A couple years ago I decided to sell all my carts and go to CIB only to conserve space. Cleaning the carts is the only thing I have missed about that. Most lot purchases were attic funds and there was satisfaction with cleaning them up and putting them on the shelf. Now I just put them in a box protector and move on.
  • Smokers home games are the worst. Good riddance.
  • First time collector here. I am trying to go cib and it is pretty expensive trying to find good copies. I haven't had the pleasure of making diamonds out turds like you all have. Don't have too many flea markets or natural breeding grounds for carts in the wild that I am aware of around my location, but looking into it and hopefully will find some. Would love the experience. Good luck on the hunt for you m308.
  • This guy took me a lot of work. I took before and after pics for disclosure. It looked even worse than in the before pics, I had already started cleaning it by then. One of my favorites.



    https://www.ebay.com/itm/303160268221
  • I'm ashamed to say there must be a hundred or more games in my NES collection that I have yet to even let glance at a baby wipe. Let me know the next time you are overcome by ennui and I'll let you go to work on some of them.
  • Originally posted by: m308gunner



      As I start my NES collection once again, I find myself missing something. Something I did not think I would miss, but which now, looking back, I found a great amount of satisfaction in.

      And that something is... the filth.



    Please get some help. You are sick. LOL



    I've had my fair share of cleaning previous rental NES games and while it is somewhat satisfying to clean them and make them look decent. I can't say I miss those times. The reason why you don't find many rental games anymore is because well...there aren't any rental stores left. Back in the late 90's/early 2000's stores were getting rid of NES, SNES, and Genesis games to make room for the new stuff. People bought them up in bulk for cheap and sold them. Over the years most people have cleaned them which means they are now harder to find. Some people even collect them.



    I've become too picky over the years and would never accept a rental game now unless it was from my local rental store. Probably explains why I open sealed NES games. Nothing beats that minty fresh feeling  
  • I like cleaning the carts. I leave stickers when they are in decent shape. I leave sharpie and other things if it adds "character/charm". Just last night I placed a rental sticker back onto a copy of Star Trek with a nice clean piece of packing tape because I liked the history of it or the nostalgic feeling I got as it reminded me of renting games as a child. 



    other than that all my carts are clean. No dirt anywhere, pins restored to work on first try and any label damage that can be repaired (rips/tears/lifting) will be restored. 
  • If it looks like I can physically restore something to a really good shape I'd be happy to say I actually owned for years in condition I'm game. I refuse to pay up for a clean copy if I can make it as nice as the clean one or nicer, someone lazy can pay the fee. I've learned plenty of ways to go about process, tools, and cleaners that can be used and I've cleaned up some seeming hot messes into quite nice stuff now and again so it's possible.



    Now if it smells like an ashtray forget it, a light bit you can get out using some stuff, but if you can smell it more than a few inches from your face hell no.
  • Originally posted by: VmprHntrD

    If it looks like I can physically restore something to a really good shape I'd be happy to say I actually owned for years in condition I'm game. I refuse to pay up for a clean copy if I can make it as nice as the clean one or nicer, someone lazy can pay the fee. I've learned plenty of ways to go about process, tools, and cleaners that can be used and I've cleaned up some seeming hot messes into quite nice stuff now and again so it's possible.



    Now if it smells like an ashtray forget it, a light bit you can get out using some stuff, but if you can smell it more than a few inches from your face hell no.



    I was never much of a turd polisher myself. I'll scrub a dirty cart but to go so far as removing marker, glue the label, etc. I just don't see the point. Once a turd, always a turd to me. I just assume let em keep their battle scars.
  • When I had a lull in gaming, I would go on game hunts solely to clean carts that my friends would purchase. I can say there is a satisfaction to me in buying orphaned games and cleaning them up to my standards.  
  • I still wish I took before pics of the stickered up NFR Killer Instinct I had. 7 bucks and one hair dryer later, minty game!
  • Ah, yes.  Some around here think I'm a bit picky about condition (and depending on opinion, I guess I am) but I am 100% in this boat.  Even as a kid, I would find stuff that seemed worn and dirty and look for inventive ways to clean, recolor and touch it up to make it look new or close to new.  I should have gotten into conservation and I think the only reason why I didn't was because I didn't even know where to go to school for that type of thing or where to even start professionally.



    I think finding "filthy" items scratches that itch.  You can't find many games that way but there are a whole lot of systems.  I have piles of various types of Game Boys.  I sell them off from time to time, but working through cleaning them up and fixing dead pixel-lines is just as satisifying.  Getting a dead or dirty system with a lot is part of the fun.



    But, regarding games, if I see something on a cart I know I can clean off, I've just not had a lot of time lately.  There are still quite a few games in my collection with sticker residue or general grime.  It's not hurting anything and I know when I have a lazy afternoon, I can just rifle through my GB games box and clean them up as I come across them.

     
    Originally posted by: captmorgandrinker



    I still wish I took before pics of the stickered up NFR Killer Instinct I had. 7 bucks and one hair dryer later, minty game!



    Label swap?
  • Oh this is about games...pfft lame.
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