What is up? I'm Sam!
Hey Nintendo Fans,
My name is Sam. My friends know me as: Sam Working Boots Guarneri. I earned that nickname because I'm like a pair of working boots: No matter what challenges life throws at, I'll walk over it.I'm built to last and kick lots of ass! I may step in shit, but I don't mind, because I always look at the positive even though it may still smell like shit.--you gotta enjoy life!
I'm 39-years-old, divorced (thank fucking God), and I earn a living cleaning up peoples shit--no pun intended, I work for sanitation. The money is good, my co-workers are awesome, and I love my hours.
The greatest quality about me: I like to make people laugh. Ever science my divorce, I feel invigorated, free, happy; comon guys, my ex was a real asshole. And from there I learned the greatest thing in life is to enjoy every moment.
I don't mind a drink every-now-and-then. My choice of beer is Rolling Rock. Not because I love AVGN, but it's an enjoyable beer. Remeber: Always in moderation.
A bit about my gaming collection and history of gaming:
Growing up, I had a Atari Fucking 2600 and that Son of a Bitch never worked right . Don't get me wrong, Atari is the shit, but to quote AVGN, "this thing was just shit". I got the Atari as A Christmas gift from my Dad and from the get-go it never would stay powered on. I coudn't tell my Dad it didn't work because he was one pissed of mother fucker, if anything went wrong, even if I didn't do it, he would kick my ass--so I never told him. I just put some tape on it and kept it powered on from there. Till this day, this is how I powered on that unit, and the tape is still there from 1978.
Truth is: I'm an avid game collector. After the release of the ball and chain (my wife), I got back into gaming. I own all of the modern game consoles (I love my PS3 Slim), Nes, Snes, every Atari Console, loads of Neo Geo consoles, Vetrex, every Game Boy, and the list goes on. Aside from my extensive console collection, I own some very rare, complete Nintendo and Atari 2600 games. Example: I have about 40 boxed Atari 2600 games and Over 30 NES games. Not bad, but I'm still working on it.
I just got a computer. And boy do I love to chat on line, especially game forums. It ain't new, but it's broadband capable, can play Counter Strike and Battlefield 2, and damn it's going to view a lot of porn--right boys?!
Well, that's it for now. Thanks for reading. I hope to make a lot of new friends here. I hope to start a new thing here called: Funny Random Shit, a weekly topic discussing a misadventure of me getting caught in the act of random funny shit. Good night to everyone and stay happy.
--Sam
My name is Sam. My friends know me as: Sam Working Boots Guarneri. I earned that nickname because I'm like a pair of working boots: No matter what challenges life throws at, I'll walk over it.I'm built to last and kick lots of ass! I may step in shit, but I don't mind, because I always look at the positive even though it may still smell like shit.--you gotta enjoy life!
I'm 39-years-old, divorced (thank fucking God), and I earn a living cleaning up peoples shit--no pun intended, I work for sanitation. The money is good, my co-workers are awesome, and I love my hours.
The greatest quality about me: I like to make people laugh. Ever science my divorce, I feel invigorated, free, happy; comon guys, my ex was a real asshole. And from there I learned the greatest thing in life is to enjoy every moment.
I don't mind a drink every-now-and-then. My choice of beer is Rolling Rock. Not because I love AVGN, but it's an enjoyable beer. Remeber: Always in moderation.
A bit about my gaming collection and history of gaming:
Growing up, I had a Atari Fucking 2600 and that Son of a Bitch never worked right . Don't get me wrong, Atari is the shit, but to quote AVGN, "this thing was just shit". I got the Atari as A Christmas gift from my Dad and from the get-go it never would stay powered on. I coudn't tell my Dad it didn't work because he was one pissed of mother fucker, if anything went wrong, even if I didn't do it, he would kick my ass--so I never told him. I just put some tape on it and kept it powered on from there. Till this day, this is how I powered on that unit, and the tape is still there from 1978.
Truth is: I'm an avid game collector. After the release of the ball and chain (my wife), I got back into gaming. I own all of the modern game consoles (I love my PS3 Slim), Nes, Snes, every Atari Console, loads of Neo Geo consoles, Vetrex, every Game Boy, and the list goes on. Aside from my extensive console collection, I own some very rare, complete Nintendo and Atari 2600 games. Example: I have about 40 boxed Atari 2600 games and Over 30 NES games. Not bad, but I'm still working on it.
I just got a computer. And boy do I love to chat on line, especially game forums. It ain't new, but it's broadband capable, can play Counter Strike and Battlefield 2, and damn it's going to view a lot of porn--right boys?!
Well, that's it for now. Thanks for reading. I hope to make a lot of new friends here. I hope to start a new thing here called: Funny Random Shit, a weekly topic discussing a misadventure of me getting caught in the act of random funny shit. Good night to everyone and stay happy.
--Sam
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Welcome to NA
Yo Robbie! I hope that's not an automated response. If it is you owe me a drink
F'n snap dude! Welcome to the boards, sucka.
How are you,Bro?
Welcome to NA
Yo Robbie! I hope that's not an automated response. If it is you owe me a drink
automated = no (but that would be an awesome feature
Ha, interesting intro. Welcome dude.
Hey dude. I noticed you're looking for som CIB black box games. Check out my trade list, and let me know what else you may need. I do have a big collection at home.
Welcome to NA
Yo Robbie! I hope that's not an automated response. If it is you owe me a drink
automated = no (but that would be an awesome feature
Lol. Okay then, I'm not the most technical guy but it did look like an automated response. Anyway, nice meeting you. Let's party sometime with those pills lol, joking.
Hey Sam where are you in Jersey? I live in Jersey too! Welcome
Yo, buddy, I live in Paramus, but my girlfriend is in New York. So technically, I have dual-stateship lol (joke on dual citizenship).
Ha, interesting intro. Welcome dude.
Hey dude. I noticed you're looking for som CIB black box games. Check out my trade list, and let me know what else you may need. I do have a big collection at home.
I'm missing a Clu Clu land, and a Soccer
I can totally tell your going to be a fun one sir!
Okay lol i'm from tinton falls by point pleasent beach if you know where that is.
Is that near that Gay Bar? LOL kidding kidding. Yeah, dude, check your e-box.
Okay lol i'm from tinton falls by point pleasent beach if you know where that is.
Damn, I got those, let me know. I got a ps3 and games for that bitch cost 50-60 bucks.
What are you talking about?
LOL My fault, I meant that for The frisebe.
Sincerely and personally,
Us/We/They
~~NGD
Goodbye sweet prince! This is spartanclone (aka the doucher who was trying to sell like 5 Stackups) a few days ago. He has been banned every which way on 5+ accounts.
~~NGD
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