I'm drunk and Phil Collins is the shit.

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No seriously.  On both accounts.  I'm listening to "Another Day in Paradise".  I want to cry and scream for joy at the same time.  So awesome.  I'm going to regret this post tomorrow.  I love you guys, I know you'll understand!

Cheers from the dark side.

Jon
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  • ihavethatpmaihavethatpma
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  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's gross. Get it out of my Phil Collins thread. image
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    And I type really fast and accurately when I'm sloshed. It's rediculous. I don't type this well sober. I think I'll go sign up at the temp agency totally hammered and land myself a good AA job (pun intended motherfuckers!!).
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Originally posted by: ihavethatpma

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    Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.

  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Man, post counts go up a lot faster when inebriated. Fucking A.
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Also, my cat is awesome. Drunk or not, she still appreciates a good scratch behind the ears. It's my wife's cat, really, but I've totally commandeered the love. Ahahahahaha!
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Pink Floyd comes after Phil Collins in my iTunes playlist. Not really feeling the vibe. Led Zepplin maybe, but not Floyd. They're great for being stoned (which I haven't been in years), but drunk they do not do well.
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    And why the hell does Apple feel the need to capitalize the second letter of all their shit. That's gay in a doing it up the ass kind of way. Why don't they just call themselves aPple and be done with it. Fuckers. Justin Long sucks in their commercials, anyways. If aPple was so great, they wouldn't have needed to start using non-proprietary parts to make their computers marketable.



    Yeah... I said it.
  • Mr.NintendoMr.Nintendo
    hey jon, just start on roxanne from police, nailin a shot every time they sing rrroooxxxxxaannnnnnnneeeeee, LOL, you'll be trashed in 3 min, guaranteed, LOL that's my old party song, ha ha ha
  • Mr.NintendoMr.Nintendo
    i'll edit ^^^ we used beer, cuz that word come on like 50 times, don't do it with shots , you will die, LMFAO
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Genius. See, and I was already on to angry Prodigy songs. Smack My Bitch Up and all that shit, but now I have to go download some Police. Fuck Sting and his $120 concert tickets. I'll get my fix off a $.99 iTunes download.
  • the_wizard_666the_wizard_666
    Originally posted by: nesguy

    Originally posted by: ihavethatpma

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    Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


    So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?

  • Mr.NintendoMr.Nintendo
    and the lit up from buck cherry was always good too image LOL for whatever unassuming reasons
  • nesruler22nesruler22
    man you type pretty good for being drunk image ive gotten some drunk txt from Justin that has been like

    im drunk fucking bad now,

    haha maybe not that bad but still funny as shit image (Dont worry Justin Still Love ya as Bros!)

  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Originally posted by: the_wizard_666

    Originally posted by: nesguy

    Originally posted by: ihavethatpma

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    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

    Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


    So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?



    What the hell?!  Haven't you seen Harold and Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay?!  "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.  You're the gay one for sucking my cock."  Or something like that. 
  • Mr.NintendoMr.Nintendo
    ^^ LOL. i'm outta here jon, survive the song bud, ha ha ha

    roxanne, roxanne , roxanne, 3 more drinks, LOL just imagine me singing, image
  • the_wizard_666the_wizard_666
    Originally posted by: nesguy

    Originally posted by: the_wizard_666

    Originally posted by: nesguy

    Originally posted by: ihavethatpma

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    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2318187730

    Seriously, my first reaction to this was "Suck my cock, dick".  Nothing personal, really.  Just drunken reaction to fat men in small shirts.  I'd probably tell Chris Farley to teabag his own mom at this point.


    So you see fat men with their belly hanging out and you want them to suck your cock? The hell?



    What the hell?!  Haven't you seen Harold and Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay?!  "Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.  You're the gay one for sucking my cock."  Or something like that. 


    I've seen it.  It was pretty meh.
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    ^Dude, the only thing that was awesome about either of those movies was Neil Patrick Harris. Now there's a guy that is awesome. I don't care if he's gayer than a Lucky Charms rainbow, he is hands down the best personality on TV right now. I've only seen like the first two season of How I Met Your Mother, but there is no question he makes that show.
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    I'm going to thread crap on my own thread. Following up some Police with Portishead is fucking depressing. I love me some downtempo music, but it makes me go all Edgar Allen Poe. I want to write about depressing things after listening to it (though marrying 13 year old cousins is something I don't have a problem avoiding... that guy was so weird).
  • the_wizard_666the_wizard_666
    Dude, I bought Eat Lead on the 360 simply because Neil Patrick Harris was one of the voice actors. The game itself was meh, but I still had to plow through it just because he played a perfect bad guy image
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    I still need to watch "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog". I hear it's pretty much the best thing ever. And it was Joss Whedon who directed it. That's just sexy. I have no explanation for why "sexy" is the adjective that comes to mind, but it does. Something about Firefly. Jewel Statte (sp?). The mechanic chick. She ate a strawberry. That was hot.



    Shut up, go watch it yourself. See if you can walk straight afterward.
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    I think I just went outside for a smoke, posted a couple replies, and came back in without actually having a smoke. Fuck you all!!
  • removed-07-06-2016removed-07-06-2016
    Not really on the fuck you part image!
  • blastocystosisblastocystosis
    The 70s Genesis albums are some of the best prog rock I've ever heard. Phil is underrated in the drumming part (aside from the electronic drums from In the Air Tonight). I prefer the prog stuff but I'll have your back on the first 4 Collins solo albums. Peter Gabriel will always be the voice of Genesis to me, but Phil's voice is spectacular.
  • thenickrossthenickross
    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
  • AustinAustin
    I'm at work right now, and this thread is awesome. image
  • themotherbrainthemotherbrain
    Phil Collins DOES rock. I used to love that video game mag section where the dude rated things games on a scale of 1-5 Phil Collins.
  • paulyshobbypaulyshobby
    I love phil collins and this thread is epic.
  • QuackQuack
    Genesis rocked....Jesus he loves me......
  • LevirulesLevirules
    this thread is so much better than I thought it was going to be when I clicked on it. I mean, the title is epic enough. But what makes it funny is that nesguy is half of the posts! Fantastic.
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