Im new my name is joel please welcome me!

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  • Joel, I am now proudly engaged to a beautiful woman. Be my best man?
  • Joel, i can Damn near remember Edd's address by heart. LOL
  • When it comes to video games, Joel goes hard in the paint.
  • thank you for last week so close Joel!
  • Joel I dedicate my 1128 post to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Joel, why the hell did you steal my red-labelled gold NWC 1990 cart (the EXTREMELY ELUSIVE 117th cart that was in Nintendo Power)? I want it back, I bought it from Nintendo for $25 fair and square!
  • My 500th post for you Joel...







    ...ass-hat.
  • and 2000 to you oh Joel of Joels, you cute little douche waffle you
  • Hi Joel!

    I still think about you all the time. Esp when I am home alone and it is dark.....
    ~~NGD
  • Joel...I heard maybe you could help...everyone on this forum asking you for guidance, and..well I need some.



    Can you get aids more then once?











    It burns when I pee
  • Hai Joel :3
  • Post #1000 is for you joel! Thank you for bringing joy to my life!
  • Measly #800 is my offering of sacrifice to you Beloved Joel.
  • Joel, I miss you lots....nobody loves you anymore, no one has written in here for 4 days.
  • Joel.....Why don't you come over anymore?



    I cried all night last night because I miss our Thursday movie nights. We used to sit on the couch, stare into each others eyes, and giggle. I would rub your feet and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I would read you poetry while you ate my homemade Quiche. The long walks on the beach (God, I miss seeing you in your Banana Hammock...), the quiet times when we would just stare at each other for hours, and the not so quiet times when passion would take over and we would ravage each other all night long......I'm not going to go into details but that thing you used to do with the squash and maple syrup was unbelievable!!



    You don't love me anymore and I HATE YOU!!!!

    No but really, I still love you...come back please...

    Fuck You, You scumbag

    I'm sorry, I didn't mean that...I love you so much
  • I'm thinking we should make a book out of this thread...
  • Originally posted by: Darth Vader

    Joel.....Why don't you come over anymore?



    I cried all night last night because I miss our Thursday movie nights. We used to sit on the couch, stare into each others eyes, and giggle. I would rub your feet and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I would read you poetry while you ate my homemade Quiche. The long walks on the beach (God, I miss seeing you in your Banana Hammock...), the quiet times when we would just stare at each other for hours, and the not so quiet times when passion would take over and we would ravage each other all night long......I'm not going to go into details but that thing you used to do with the squash and maple syrup was unbelievable!!



    You don't love me anymore and I HATE YOU!!!!

    No but really, I still love you...come back please...

    Fuck You, You scumbag

    I'm sorry, I didn't mean that...I love you so much

    He's such a testicle shitting rectal wart that way! Love him one minute, hate him the next. Its almost dirty!!
    Seriously though.. Can you picture Joels face if he came back and read this thread?! I wouldnt know what to think haha!

  • 6400 for you, you silly son of a bitch...you even lost your sticky, that's how unimportant you are.
  • Eyeless Body Hippo
  • Good morning Joel.
  • Joel you cheeky bastard !!! you coming out tomorrow night or what
  • Joel!!!! You're tearing me apart!!!
  • Hey Joel, are you going to come over later let me smear birthday cake all over you while I...well, you know what we do every year.
  • Joel - how did you get un-sticky. let me fix you up. dick
  • Joel, I saved my 500th post just for you.
  • 1000 for Joel!
  • Woo I am now entitled Master Higgins, praise Joel!
  • Post number 5000 Joel, you slut.



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